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Your Favorite Racist Jokes - GO!
Posted by:
Racist Ray
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Date: May 10, 2014 10:06PM
What do you call a fat asian?
Chunk!
Chunk!
Re: Your Favorite Racist Jokes - GO!
Posted by:
Best Joke
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Date: May 10, 2014 10:33PM
Obama!
Re: Your Favorite Racist Jokes - GO!
Posted by:
Krusty the Klown
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Date: May 10, 2014 10:33PM
Any song by Johnny Reb should do.
Re: Your Favorite Racist Jokes - GO!
Posted by:
NIGLET!!!!!
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Date: May 10, 2014 11:25PM
What do you call a black baby?
Re: Your Favorite Racist Jokes - GO!
Posted by:
NuJ7D
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Date: May 11, 2014 06:46AM
NIGLET!!!!! Wrote:
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> What do you call a black baby?
Welfare check
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> What do you call a black baby?
Welfare check
Re: Your Favorite Racist Jokes - GO!
Posted by:
Mexican Jokes
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Date: May 11, 2014 06:49AM
What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?
One can raise a child.
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What do you call a Mexican with a new car?
A felon
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Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?
They don't work in the future either!
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Did you hear about the two car pile-up in the Walmart parking lot?
50 Mexicans died
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Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?
Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.
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What's a mexican's favorite sport?
cross country
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Why cant mexicans play uno?
Because they always steal the green card
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2 mexicans are in a car, who is driving?
A cop
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Why can't mexicans be firemen?
They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b
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Why were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the battle of Alamo?
They only had 2 vans.
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What do you call a group of stoned mexicans?
Baked beans
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When a Mexican runs into a wall whats the first thing that hits?
His Lawn Mower
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How do you stop a Mexican tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it.
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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of crap...?
the bucket
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What do you call a mexican baptism?
Bean dip
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What do you call a mexican that can't do any thing?
A mexican't
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What is the difference between a pizza and a mexican?
A pizza can feed a family of four
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a negro?
Somebody too lazy to steal.
One can raise a child.
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What do you call a Mexican with a new car?
A felon
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Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?
They don't work in the future either!
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Did you hear about the two car pile-up in the Walmart parking lot?
50 Mexicans died
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Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?
Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.
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What's a mexican's favorite sport?
cross country
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Why cant mexicans play uno?
Because they always steal the green card
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2 mexicans are in a car, who is driving?
A cop
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Why can't mexicans be firemen?
They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b
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Why were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the battle of Alamo?
They only had 2 vans.
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What do you call a group of stoned mexicans?
Baked beans
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When a Mexican runs into a wall whats the first thing that hits?
His Lawn Mower
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How do you stop a Mexican tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it.
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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of crap...?
the bucket
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What do you call a mexican baptism?
Bean dip
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What do you call a mexican that can't do any thing?
A mexican't
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What is the difference between a pizza and a mexican?
A pizza can feed a family of four
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a negro?
Somebody too lazy to steal.
Re: Your Favorite Racist Jokes - GO!
Posted by:
Racist Ray
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Date: May 11, 2014 07:17AM
Barack Obama is on a sinking ship, who gets saved?
The Country!
The Country!
Re: Your Favorite Racist Jokes - GO!
Posted by:
Racist Ray
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Date: May 11, 2014 07:20AM
A muslim, a socialist, and a communist walk into a bar.
The bartender says hello Mr. President.
The bartender says hello Mr. President.
Re: Your Favorite Racist Jokes - GO!
Posted by:
King of all Niggas
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Date: May 11, 2014 09:53AM
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
What do you call a nigger hitchhiker?
Stranded.
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps?
Under his work boots.
How can you tell when a black as been on your computer?
It is not there.
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
What do you call a nigger hitchhiker?
Stranded.
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps?
Under his work boots.
How can you tell when a black as been on your computer?
It is not there.
Re: Your Favorite Racist Jokes - GO!
Posted by:
Heheh
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Date: May 11, 2014 10:39AM
A black woman has 10 kids named DeShawn. How does she tell them apart?
The last name.
It was a tuesday at district 16 elementary school and mrs kings 1st grade class was returning from their recess. Mrs king asks sally what she did for recess and sally tells her "I played in the sand box with tommy". Mrs king thought that was a pleasant way to spend an afternoon so she offered sally a cookie if she could spell play on the chalkboard. Next into the class room was tommy and mrs king asked the same question. Tommy replys "i played in the sand box with sally" once again mrs king offered a cookie if tommy could spell sand on the chalkboard. Finally DeSean comes back in and mrs king asks him how he spent his time outside. DeSean sadly said "I wanted to play in the sandbox with tommy and sally but they threw rocks at me". Mrs king was shocked that two of her students could do this she addresses the class "That sounds like blantant racial discrimination if you can spell blantant racial discrimination on the chalk board ill give you a cookie."
The last name.
It was a tuesday at district 16 elementary school and mrs kings 1st grade class was returning from their recess. Mrs king asks sally what she did for recess and sally tells her "I played in the sand box with tommy". Mrs king thought that was a pleasant way to spend an afternoon so she offered sally a cookie if she could spell play on the chalkboard. Next into the class room was tommy and mrs king asked the same question. Tommy replys "i played in the sand box with sally" once again mrs king offered a cookie if tommy could spell sand on the chalkboard. Finally DeSean comes back in and mrs king asks him how he spent his time outside. DeSean sadly said "I wanted to play in the sandbox with tommy and sally but they threw rocks at me". Mrs king was shocked that two of her students could do this she addresses the class "That sounds like blantant racial discrimination if you can spell blantant racial discrimination on the chalk board ill give you a cookie."
Re: Your Favorite Racist Jokes - GO!
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: May 11, 2014 10:42AM
Q: How do you fit 20 Jews into a German sedan?
A: In the ashtray!
A: In the ashtray!
Re: Your Favorite Racist Jokes - GO!
Posted by:
KneeGroes
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Date: May 11, 2014 02:00PM
Whats the difference between a dead dog in the road and a deac nigger in the road??
The dead dog has skid marks leadin' up to it.
Whats the difference between bigfoot and a hardworkin' nigger?
Bigfoot's been spotted.
The dead dog has skid marks leadin' up to it.
Whats the difference between bigfoot and a hardworkin' nigger?
Bigfoot's been spotted.