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Trump would have stopped shooter with his bare hands!
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now he's really delusional
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Date: February 26, 2018 02:08PM
Re: Trump would have stopped shooter with his bare hands!
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Football coach tried this
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Date: February 26, 2018 02:28PM
I think he is comparing effort due to the cowardly sheriff's deputies who were in a huddle talking as City SWAT rushed passed them into the building.
Re: Trump would have stopped shooter with his bare hands!
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trump would have saved
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Date: February 26, 2018 02:38PM
He would have approached the killer and talked him out of it.
Trump may not have the largest vocabulary but his greatest asset is his ability to talk and communicate with normal folks.
He clearly could have talked the nutter out of his massacre and america would have just that much better. It's ridiculous that libtards wouldn't let him get there to save the children.
The FBI knew what he was gonna do and the POTUS could have been on standby waiting to save those kids but no they were too busy trying to smear him and make up stories to try to hand the country back over to the swamp creatures.
Blood is on the hands of libs and the FBI...why not let our Prez do what he does and make everything he touches great again??
Shame
Trump may not have the largest vocabulary but his greatest asset is his ability to talk and communicate with normal folks.
He clearly could have talked the nutter out of his massacre and america would have just that much better. It's ridiculous that libtards wouldn't let him get there to save the children.
The FBI knew what he was gonna do and the POTUS could have been on standby waiting to save those kids but no they were too busy trying to smear him and make up stories to try to hand the country back over to the swamp creatures.
Blood is on the hands of libs and the FBI...why not let our Prez do what he does and make everything he touches great again??
Shame
Re: Trump would have stopped shooter with his bare hands!
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typical trump audience
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Date: February 26, 2018 02:45PM
trump would have saved Wrote:
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> his greatest asset is his ability to talk and
> communicate with normal folks.
Yes, normal folks like a batshit looney gun-but on a shooting spree.
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> his greatest asset is his ability to talk and
> communicate with normal folks.
Yes, normal folks like a batshit looney gun-but on a shooting spree.
Re: Trump would have stopped shooter with his bare hands!
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Pc retardz
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Date: February 26, 2018 02:54PM
Better get a gun
The police ain't coming .
Government can't handle its business.
The police ain't coming .
Government can't handle its business.
Re: Trump would have stopped shooter with his bare hands!
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Get Out Of My Way!
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Date: February 26, 2018 03:10PM
Trump would have trampled any kids in his way to get the fuck out of there. Hell, he'd probably use them as human shields. Then he'd proclaim himself a hero. What a despicable, draft dodging chickenshit.
Re: Trump would have stopped shooter with his bare hands!
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super intelligence
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Date: February 26, 2018 03:11PM
Suprised Trump didn't say he would have used his laser eyes to and super super intelligence to negotiate.
Re: Trump would have stopped shooter with his bare hands!
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Trump's hand too tiny
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Date: February 26, 2018 03:16PM
No way. Trump's hand too tiny.
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good ol’ Captain Bonespurs
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Date: February 26, 2018 03:19PM
> “I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon,” Trump said on Monday
Yeah just like he ran into Vietnam 50 years ago
Yeah just like he ran into Vietnam 50 years ago
Re: Trump would have stopped shooter with his bare hands!
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Trump Bump Stocks
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Date: February 26, 2018 03:34PM
He stopped many bullets in Southeast Asia. Rambo Trump brought the wat to an end
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would piss his adult dependz
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Date: February 26, 2018 04:36PM
Get Out Of My Way! Wrote:
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> Trump would have trampled any kids in his way to
> get the fuck out of there. Hell, he'd probably use
> them as human shields. Then he'd proclaim himself
> a hero. What a despicable, draft dodging
> chickenshit.
hours later, he would send out some badass tweet to assure his worshippers that he is still badass
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> Trump would have trampled any kids in his way to
> get the fuck out of there. Hell, he'd probably use
> them as human shields. Then he'd proclaim himself
> a hero. What a despicable, draft dodging
> chickenshit.
hours later, he would send out some badass tweet to assure his worshippers that he is still badass
Re: Trump would have stopped shooter with his bare hands!
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Donnie FatFuck Coward Bone Spur
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Date: February 26, 2018 05:04PM
Trump is a fat fuck coward. Bone spurs and lawyers are his tools. He couldnt run more than 50 feet without puking. The idea of him waddling into a school to save the day is indeed a wonderful thought but totally absurd.
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Sage Advise
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Date: February 26, 2018 05:19PM
Trump's hand too tiny Wrote:
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> No way. Trump's hand too tiny.
if you have to photoshop something to make it "true", then its probably not.
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> No way. Trump's hand too tiny.
if you have to photoshop something to make it "true", then its probably not.
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Passion of the Donald
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Date: February 26, 2018 05:22PM
Something tells me Trump would have saved lives if he was there. These cops just listened to kids getting slaughtered and then let them bleed out. No way Trump lets that happen.
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Another Humorless Trumptard
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Date: February 26, 2018 05:41PM
Sage Advise Wrote:
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> Trump's hand too tiny Wrote:
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> > No way. Trump's hand too tiny.
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> if you have to photoshop something to make it
> "true", then its probably not.
Thanks, Captain Obvious.
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> Trump's hand too tiny Wrote:
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> > No way. Trump's hand too tiny.
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> if you have to photoshop something to make it
> "true", then its probably not.
Thanks, Captain Obvious.
Re: Trump would have stopped shooter with his bare hands!
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Trumptardz! LOLZ!!!
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Date: February 26, 2018 05:47PM
Passion of the Donald Wrote:
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> Something tells me Trump would have saved his own life if
> he was there.
FIFY
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> Something tells me Trump would have saved his own life if
> he was there.
FIFY
Re: Trump would have stopped shooter with his bare hands!
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FORE!
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Date: February 26, 2018 05:55PM
Trump would have kissed the shooter and grabbed him by the pussy - because, well Trump is a celebrity and he can get away with anything.
The shooter would have shot Trump in the face immediately of course - not because Trump was a threat, or the President of a fucked up country that would elect him, but because Trump is a fucking insecure loser who cheats at Golf.
Game Over!
The shooter would have shot Trump in the face immediately of course - not because Trump was a threat, or the President of a fucked up country that would elect him, but because Trump is a fucking insecure loser who cheats at Golf.
Game Over!
Re: Trump would have stopped shooter with his bare hands!
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Gerrymanderer2
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Date: February 26, 2018 06:55PM
Trump is a lying little cowardice bitch.
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YHUXV
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Date: February 26, 2018 07:04PM
It's hard to say which of Trump's statements since he declared his candidacy is the most appalling, but this one has to be in the top five. It's something that an immature 15 year old boy would say. Which tells you what Trump's level of development actually is.
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Kkpp
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Date: February 26, 2018 07:05PM
Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Trump is a lying little cowardice bitch.
BE AFRAID OF GUNS TRANNY SNOWFLAKE!
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> Trump is a lying little cowardice bitch.
BE AFRAID OF GUNS TRANNY SNOWFLAKE!
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Stilson
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Date: February 26, 2018 07:19PM
We all know what Bone Spurs would do when confronted by a gunman.
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Runner Trump
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Date: February 26, 2018 08:57PM
How would Trump run in there? Wouldn't his bonespurs hurt too much to run?
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escape in his golf cart
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Date: February 26, 2018 09:34PM
Probably run over a few kids on the way out.