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My next door neighbor, that I've known for about 12 years, asked me to evaluate her.
Posted by: Maybe I'm too honest ()
Date: December 15, 2017 02:06PM

I told her she smelled like a luscious dessert and she's so good looking that I bet she tasted better than she smelled.

She blushed and walked away making a squeaking noise. I hope she doesn't tell her husband. I don't think he likes me. We make small talk with each other when we see each other outside, but we don't hang out together. I don't need the short, bald guy coming over to my house pretending that he's macho. If he says something I'll have to tell my wife and then it gets awkward!

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Re: My next door neighbor, that I've known for about 12 years, asked me to evaluate her.
Posted by: Maybe you're too fat Miz ()
Date: December 15, 2017 02:24PM

She is actually repulsed by you, like everyone. lol

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Re: My next door neighbor, that I've known for about 12 years, asked me to evaluate her.
Posted by: Tator and his tot ()
Date: December 15, 2017 04:38PM

Maybe you're too fat Miz Wrote:
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> She is actually repulsed by you, like everyone.
> lol

Almost everybody... Miz still gives Tator a boner...

We think it is a boner...
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