Golf fucking stinks.

If you can play it while chain-smoking and shitfaced, it's not a sport.

If there's nobody trying to prevent you from using your skill, it's not a sport.

It's fucking lame how the fans and commentators have to whisper.

Everyone dresses up like little faggots on their way to a church service.

It's really just a babysitting service for middle-aged men to escape their shitty kids and cunt wives. If you hadn't shot that load in her snatch, maybe you'd find something less gay to do at 8 in the morning.

It's a stupid, pointless GAME.

Eat my shit.
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It's cool man. You probably can't afford to play anyway. How about you just stick to your porntube and video games?

I fucked bitches that you watch on the internet and jerk off to. Why? Because I play golf! BIATCH!
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Caulky White Wrote:
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> It's cool man. You probably can't afford to play
> anyway. How about you just stick to your porntube
> and video games?

Why would anyone want to pay for that shit? Explain that to me. Does it feel nice to have a circle jerk with your buddies at your super exclusive clubhouse? I bet your closet is full of plaid sweater-vests, pastel colored polos, and plenty of white pants to go around.

You got that right. Total faggot game. And the people who stand around and watch it are even bigger faggots. They all wear pink and lime green shirts and plaid shorts and wear those stupid fucking visors and always have to be so quiet.

Faggots all.

I watch golf when I need a nap.

fuckyourmothersasshole Wrote:
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> Why would anyone want to pay for that shit?
> Explain that to me. Does it feel nice to have a
> circle jerk with your buddies at your super
> exclusive clubhouse? I bet your closet is full of
> plaid sweater-vests, pastel colored polos, and
> plenty of white pants to go around.


What do you play? Softball? Team Sports? Soccer? Adult Kickball?

Sooner or later you outgrow that stuff.

It does feel nice to belong to a high end country club and have a few beers and play golf.

I'd rather do that than play team sports into my 40's.

Did that as a young man, now I'm grown up, have a few dollars here and there.

I play golf, like most adults.

Golf is gay. I play Quidditch, a real mam's game.

Golf is for people who are not athletic. ESPN had a panel of people which consisted of doctors, athletes, and sports physicians and they rated golf 51 out of 60 as being a difficult sport. Any fag can hit a small ball around a landscaped field. Name one golfer that ever died or got seriously injured? Exactly, NONE. Game for fags. Boxing was rated as the most difficult sport and I somewhat agree because they don't tap out like MMA, they get injured practicing, and they always get injured when not practicing.

golf takes a ton of hand eye coordination like hitting a baseball. Good baseball players are often good golfers. The biggest skill is driving the ball straight and far. The rest of the game is glorified putt putt golf.

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> Name one golfer that ever died or got seriously injured?

Chubbs Peterson

Try playing 27 holes of golf, or even 18 & see just how it's "for faggots". Oh, and walk between the holes, leave the cart behind. Let's see what a macho man U are after that. Lug that bag full of clubs, balls and tees around for a couple of hours & let's see what a whining, whimpering pantyboy girlyman U are at the end of it.

Admittedly, it's boring as shit 2 watch on TV. I don't watch it. I play it, though. I don't use the carts. Unless they guy or girl is over 60, if they invite me to play, I make it clear no carts. If they have to have a cart, I decline. If they're over 60, OK, we can get a cart. U have an excuse, then. If U are disabled but can still hit a ball, OK, I'll go 4 a kart. Other than that, if you can't walk and carry the bag, U are a pantyboy girlyman.

Thanks, I'll open up the 19th hole in Sterling. "Whether you want to go for a short putt or a long drive, the 19th Hole is the hole for you. Our water hazards & rough are easy to get your balls out of"

Gentlemen only ladies forbidden

Dirty Harriett Wrote:
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> Gentlemen only ladies forbidden


Ladies welcome on Wednesday afternoons

mKuwv Wrote:
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> Dirty Harriett Wrote:
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> Ladies welcome on Wednesday afternoons

Nope...fuck that. At my club, the ONLY time ladies are permitted on the grounds is in December. There is a 2 hour window where ladies may enter the pro shop to do their holiday shopping. Burning Tree Country Club...golf, as it should be. We make Augusta look like a liberal hippie-festival.

are you kidding me, eye hand coordination like baseball? In baseball the ball is moving at speeds over 80 mph sometimes in the 100. In golf the freckin ball is not moving at all...Golfer are faggots

GAY ONLY LADY FAGS.... GOLF.... TALK TO ANY GOLFER AND THEY THINK THEY CAN CALL IT A SPORT. OKAY THEN, BOWLING, DARTS, CURLING, BIRD WATCHING, KNITTING SHOULD BE CLASSIFIED IN THE SAME WAY AS GOLF. FATHER IN LAW GOLFS AND HE THINKS HE IS A MAN...LOL, WHIMP.

Golf is great exercise.
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Have you ever been to a party with a bunch of golf guys who talk incessantly about their golf games? Maybe they played a round that day and they want to recap every hole like anybody f'ing cares. Nobody cares about golf stories except other golf dorks. It's pure faggotry.

fuckyourmothersasshole Wrote:
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> If there's nobody trying to prevent you from using
> your skill, it's not a sport.
>

By that standard a great many physical contests don't qualify as sports: track and field sports, gymnastics, swimming, diving, skiing and ski jumping, ice skating, archery, drag racing, bowling.

The only idiots who say they like golf are losers who spend their lives trying to impress others. It’s more about how much you spend than how well you play.
Why are the balls so small?
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Golf is for faggots. Well, it's a good thing we don't have a President who plays golf...

Wait...

Some talk, some play and some actually served.
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Trump needs to improve his image if he wants first place.
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