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How to ask the boss for a raise without getting fired?
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: March 27, 2017 10:31PM

The boss owes me raise and he nows it! But he wont give it to me. I am affraid if I ask he will fire me for annoying? Any suggestions on how I can get my raise? Thanks for your help!

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Re: How to ask the boss for a raise without getting fired?
Posted by: _TarIton_ ()
Date: March 27, 2017 10:58PM

Just whip it out.

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Re: How to ask the boss for a raise without getting fired?
Posted by: Spelling Police ()
Date: March 27, 2017 11:37PM

Fox News Wrote:
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> The boss owes me raise and he nows it! But he wont
> give it to me. I am affraid if I ask he will fire
> me for annoying? Any suggestions on how I can get
> my raise? Thanks for your help!


You should be fired. You don't even know how to spell knows.

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Re: How to ask the boss for a raise without getting fired?
Posted by: I was going to say... ()
Date: March 27, 2017 11:39PM

Whatever your job is, I hope you do it better than you fucking spell-check!

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Re: How to ask the boss for a raise without getting fired?
Posted by: You need to kiss the pope! ()
Date: March 28, 2017 06:53AM

You need to worship the Bishop! Just gag and pretend to like it, even if just a little and, OH, don't forget to give the nuggets a good bit of attention at the same time!

Remember, a little spittle goes a long way. Especially once you get his pre-cum flowing!

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Re: How to ask the boss for a raise without getting fired?
Posted by: fiidd ()
Date: March 28, 2017 07:13AM

Its always fun annoying the boss, they are scum anyways, they always push for more, try to get 10 guys to do work of 20...finding ways to get others to do more so he gets a nice big bonus...some even try to get u to take care of their personal shit...aggrevate that fucker as often as possible

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Re: How to ask the boss for a raise without getting fired?
Posted by: Herbert Kornfeld ()
Date: March 28, 2017 10:00AM

You need to remind him that you can operate the fry machine and the grill AND THE REGISTER.

I can't believe he hasn't given you that raise by now.

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Re: How to ask the boss for a raise without getting fired?
Posted by: Fox News SUXX ()
Date: March 28, 2017 10:49AM

Show him the film of you, Gerry, and Tarlton having a cocksucking circle jerk...invite him over for the next one.

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Re: How to ask the boss for a raise without getting fired?
Posted by: Ravi the Untouchable ()
Date: March 28, 2017 10:07PM

Hilarious you old fucks who still work.

GOv't works best that works for us.

its sameer

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Re: How to ask the boss for a raise without getting fired?
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: March 28, 2017 10:38PM

I was going to say... Wrote:
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> Whatever your job is, I hope you do it better than
> you fucking spell-check!


The word spell check is not supposed to be hyphenated.



I do not have a job. This was a fictional exercise to get advice in the chance that I find my self employed and nerd of a raise. I am currently content being employed as an internet troll

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Re: How to ask the boss for a raise without getting fired?
Posted by: if in 'nerd' of a raise, ()
Date: March 28, 2017 10:52PM

and you are self-employed (sorry pal, I like hyphens), then just give yourself one, and DON'T fire yourself.

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Re: How to ask the boss for a raise without getting fired?
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: March 29, 2017 09:56AM

if in 'nerd' of a raise, Wrote:
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> and you are self-employed (sorry pal, I like
> hyphens), then just give yourself one, and DON'T
> fire yourself.


That would be tough to do. Donald Trump is my role model. I know he would fire someone if they asked for a raise!

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