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Definition of a Jew.
Posted by:
ADOLF HITLER
()
Date: January 17, 2009 11:34AM
Jews (more like JEWs, amirite), also known as kikes, hebes, hymies, yids, oven magnets, hook noses, sheenies, swindlers, criminals, Arabs in denial and filthy fucking non-human scum who should be wiped off the face of the Earth, are a subhuman species of reptilian extra-terrestrials and adherents to one of the world's oldest major religions, called "Judaism" (more like JEWdaism, amirite), otherwise known as "The Worship of Moolah" or "Eating Arab Babies."
Despite only being .22% of the world's population, Jews control 99% of the world's money. Not only do the Jews control the world, but also the media, the banks, the space program, and LiveJournal's porn communities. All Jews have at least one of the following features: an extremely large nose, curly hair that reeks of faggotry, one of those gay hats, a bank, a love of coke, a law practice, a roll of money, a small cock, or shitty taste in dental hygiene. Some Jews like NSBM.
Jews invented both Communism and Capitalism. Karl Marx, of course, was a Jew, which was why he understood money so well, and in fact he was converted to Communism by another Jew, Moses Hess, the actual founder of Zionism. Capitalism was created when Christian Europeans threw away their morals and decided to embrace Jewish practices like usury (see: John Calvin).
Some say that we should use Jews instead of dogs to sniff out drugs and bombs at airports, due to their sensitive Jew noses. Obviously, this is a horrible idea, because the pay is bad, and the dirty Kikes would probably form a union and demand moar, thus wasting our tax money. Dirty heebs.
Jews taste like pork, ironically.
edit by Cary:
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Despite only being .22% of the world's population, Jews control 99% of the world's money. Not only do the Jews control the world, but also the media, the banks, the space program, and LiveJournal's porn communities. All Jews have at least one of the following features: an extremely large nose, curly hair that reeks of faggotry, one of those gay hats, a bank, a love of coke, a law practice, a roll of money, a small cock, or shitty taste in dental hygiene. Some Jews like NSBM.
Jews invented both Communism and Capitalism. Karl Marx, of course, was a Jew, which was why he understood money so well, and in fact he was converted to Communism by another Jew, Moses Hess, the actual founder of Zionism. Capitalism was created when Christian Europeans threw away their morals and decided to embrace Jewish practices like usury (see: John Calvin).
Some say that we should use Jews instead of dogs to sniff out drugs and bombs at airports, due to their sensitive Jew noses. Obviously, this is a horrible idea, because the pay is bad, and the dirty Kikes would probably form a union and demand moar, thus wasting our tax money. Dirty heebs.
Jews taste like pork, ironically.
edit by Cary:
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Do not post this crap in the Fairfax General forum
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/17/2009 12:59PM by Cary.
Re: Definition of a Jew.
Posted by:
Numbers
()
Date: January 17, 2009 12:31PM
So.... What's your point?
Re: Definition of a Jew.
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: January 17, 2009 12:32PM
He might have avoided the coming ban/topic move if he had wrote, "Definition of a Jew (in Fairfax County)"
Re: Definition of a Jew.
Posted by:
Hippocrates
()
Date: January 17, 2009 05:35PM
So, it's ok to bash blacks and Muslims, but starting a racist thread about Jews gets you banned. WTF?
Re: Definition of a Jew.
Posted by:
TheMeeper
()
Date: January 17, 2009 05:41PM
These 2 off-topic threads were posted in the General forum, I'm guessing that's why they were banned.
Re: Definition of a Jew.
Posted by:
Numbers
()
Date: January 17, 2009 06:08PM
Hippocrates Wrote:
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> So, it's ok to bash blacks and Muslims, but
> starting a racist thread about Jews gets you
> banned. WTF?
Muslim is not a race.
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> So, it's ok to bash blacks and Muslims, but
> starting a racist thread about Jews gets you
> banned. WTF?
Muslim is not a race.
Re: Definition of a Jew.
Posted by:
Jiggles
()
Date: January 17, 2009 09:07PM
Muslims are a race. They reside in the Middle East and have certain cultural aspects that are unique to them. In case you are not aware, sir, we are at war with "them". We masquerade as if we are fighting for "liberty" or "freedom", but we are really making a hard seige into their tribal lands. Chechnya, Iraq, Palestine, Afghanistan, Somalia, etc. are examples of this onslaught.
Numbers Wrote:
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> Hippocrates Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So, it's ok to bash blacks and Muslims, but
> > starting a racist thread about Jews gets you
> > banned. WTF?
>
>
> Muslim is not a race.
Numbers Wrote:
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> Hippocrates Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So, it's ok to bash blacks and Muslims, but
> > starting a racist thread about Jews gets you
> > banned. WTF?
>
>
> Muslim is not a race.
Re: Definition of a Jew.
Posted by:
Your wife is a hippo!
()
Date: January 17, 2009 09:14PM
Numbers Wrote:
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> Hippocrates Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So, it's ok to bash blacks and Muslims, but
> > starting a racist thread about Jews gets you
> > banned. WTF?
>
>
> Muslim is not a race.
Neither is Judaism. What's your fucking point? Did I say it was, retard? People on here don't hate on Arabs, just Muslims. Anyways, people of Arab decent are technically Caucasion. Thanks for the race lesson, but YUO=FAIL.
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> Hippocrates Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So, it's ok to bash blacks and Muslims, but
> > starting a racist thread about Jews gets you
> > banned. WTF?
>
>
> Muslim is not a race.
Neither is Judaism. What's your fucking point? Did I say it was, retard? People on here don't hate on Arabs, just Muslims. Anyways, people of Arab decent are technically Caucasion. Thanks for the race lesson, but YUO=FAIL.
Re: Definition of a Jew.
Posted by:
Bob
()
Date: January 18, 2009 02:26AM
Your wife is a hippo! Wrote:
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>> Neither is Judaism. What's your fucking point? Did
> I say it was, retard? People on here don't hate on
> Arabs, just Muslims. Anyways, people of Arab
> decent are technically Caucasion. Thanks for the
> race lesson, but YUO=FAIL.
Actually, Jewish is both a religion and a race. You should look it up.
Jewish people that are not converts to judaism can be identified by mitochondrial DNA as belonging to a specific genetic lineage.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jew
Judaism shares some of the characteristics of a nation, an ethnicity, a religion, and a culture, making the definition of who is a Jew vary slightly depending on whether a religious or national approach to identity is used.
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>> Neither is Judaism. What's your fucking point? Did
> I say it was, retard? People on here don't hate on
> Arabs, just Muslims. Anyways, people of Arab
> decent are technically Caucasion. Thanks for the
> race lesson, but YUO=FAIL.
Actually, Jewish is both a religion and a race. You should look it up.
Jewish people that are not converts to judaism can be identified by mitochondrial DNA as belonging to a specific genetic lineage.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jew
Judaism shares some of the characteristics of a nation, an ethnicity, a religion, and a culture, making the definition of who is a Jew vary slightly depending on whether a religious or national approach to identity is used.
Re: Definition of a Jew.
Posted by:
Bob
()
Date: January 18, 2009 02:34AM
Jiggles Wrote:
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> Muslims are a race. They reside in the Middle East
> and have certain cultural aspects that are unique
> to them. In case you are not aware, sir, we are at
> war with "them". We masquerade as if we are
> fighting for "liberty" or "freedom", but we are
> really making a hard siege into their tribal
> lands. Chechnya, Iraq, Palestine, Afghanistan,
> Somalia, etc. are examples of this onslaught.
>
Somalia and Chechnya are in the middle east?
Muslims are not a race. It is a religion. There are black Americans who are Muslim. There are Muslims in the Philippines, in Indonesia, India, etc.
And, by the way, you should stop listening to Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly.
We aren't at war with "them".
There are extreme right-wing nuts who believe that we are at war with Muslims, but in fact, at best, we are at war with islamists, which are people like the Wahhabis who share power with the al-Saud royal family in Saudi Arabia and the Muslim Brotherhood of Egypt.
But even then, we really aren't "at war" with them since they are just a bunch of homicidal criminals with extremist religious views, and do not pose a military or national security threat to us (the threat they pose is that people like you will fall into their trap of ideological conflict and will voluntarily undermine our very basic tenets of Democracy out of fear and anger.)
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> Muslims are a race. They reside in the Middle East
> and have certain cultural aspects that are unique
> to them. In case you are not aware, sir, we are at
> war with "them". We masquerade as if we are
> fighting for "liberty" or "freedom", but we are
> really making a hard siege into their tribal
> lands. Chechnya, Iraq, Palestine, Afghanistan,
> Somalia, etc. are examples of this onslaught.
>
Somalia and Chechnya are in the middle east?
Muslims are not a race. It is a religion. There are black Americans who are Muslim. There are Muslims in the Philippines, in Indonesia, India, etc.
And, by the way, you should stop listening to Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly.
We aren't at war with "them".
There are extreme right-wing nuts who believe that we are at war with Muslims, but in fact, at best, we are at war with islamists, which are people like the Wahhabis who share power with the al-Saud royal family in Saudi Arabia and the Muslim Brotherhood of Egypt.
But even then, we really aren't "at war" with them since they are just a bunch of homicidal criminals with extremist religious views, and do not pose a military or national security threat to us (the threat they pose is that people like you will fall into their trap of ideological conflict and will voluntarily undermine our very basic tenets of Democracy out of fear and anger.)
Re: Definition of a Jew.
Posted by:
Bob
()
Date: January 18, 2009 02:36AM
Numbers Wrote:
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> So.... What's your point?
His point is that he just found out about the Protocols of the Elders of Zion and believes there is a worldwide jewish conspiracy to control the world.
His other point is that he is a low-education nutjob, a xenophobe, and a racist.
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> So.... What's your point?
His point is that he just found out about the Protocols of the Elders of Zion and believes there is a worldwide jewish conspiracy to control the world.
His other point is that he is a low-education nutjob, a xenophobe, and a racist.
Re: Definition of a Jew.
Posted by:
Hippocrates
()
Date: January 18, 2009 12:12PM
Bob Wrote:
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> Your wife is a hippo! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >> Neither is Judaism. What's your fucking point?
> Did
> > I say it was, retard? People on here don't hate
> on
> > Arabs, just Muslims. Anyways, people of Arab
> > decent are technically Caucasion. Thanks for
> the
> > race lesson, but YUO=FAIL.
>
> Actually, Jewish is both a religion and a race.
> You should look it up.
>
> Jewish people that are not converts to judaism can
> be identified by mitochondrial DNA as belonging to
> a specific genetic lineage.
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jew
>
> Judaism shares some of the characteristics of a
> nation, an ethnicity, a religion, and a culture,
> making the definition of who is a Jew vary
> slightly depending on whether a religious or
> national approach to identity is used.
I'm sorry, but I don't consider Judaism to be a race. It is a religion, culture, and ethnicity, but not a race. It's similar to the Hispanic label. It is not a race either (look at the etymology of the word; Hispania is a geograhic term relating to the Iberian peninsula). They are both connatations for culture and ethnicity, but not race. There are Hispanics who are white, black, mulatto, and mestizo. Likewise, there are white/blonde Jews and other darker complexioned Jews (who could pass for their Arab bretheren anyday). Labeling a culture as a race is an impropriety that Americans love to do, since they love categorizing and differentiating among their own populace. Making 'Hispanic' a race is equivalent to making 'American' a race; It just doesn't make sense. My last little tidbit is this; When you get a speeding ticket and have to go to court, if you are 'Hispanic' (non black) or 'Middle Eastern', in the eyes of the law you are considered a Caucasian. The same applies to people of Jewish lineage.
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> Your wife is a hippo! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >> Neither is Judaism. What's your fucking point?
> Did
> > I say it was, retard? People on here don't hate
> on
> > Arabs, just Muslims. Anyways, people of Arab
> > decent are technically Caucasion. Thanks for
> the
> > race lesson, but YUO=FAIL.
>
> Actually, Jewish is both a religion and a race.
> You should look it up.
>
> Jewish people that are not converts to judaism can
> be identified by mitochondrial DNA as belonging to
> a specific genetic lineage.
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jew
>
> Judaism shares some of the characteristics of a
> nation, an ethnicity, a religion, and a culture,
> making the definition of who is a Jew vary
> slightly depending on whether a religious or
> national approach to identity is used.
I'm sorry, but I don't consider Judaism to be a race. It is a religion, culture, and ethnicity, but not a race. It's similar to the Hispanic label. It is not a race either (look at the etymology of the word; Hispania is a geograhic term relating to the Iberian peninsula). They are both connatations for culture and ethnicity, but not race. There are Hispanics who are white, black, mulatto, and mestizo. Likewise, there are white/blonde Jews and other darker complexioned Jews (who could pass for their Arab bretheren anyday). Labeling a culture as a race is an impropriety that Americans love to do, since they love categorizing and differentiating among their own populace. Making 'Hispanic' a race is equivalent to making 'American' a race; It just doesn't make sense. My last little tidbit is this; When you get a speeding ticket and have to go to court, if you are 'Hispanic' (non black) or 'Middle Eastern', in the eyes of the law you are considered a Caucasian. The same applies to people of Jewish lineage.
Re: Definition of a Jew.
Posted by:
Gravis
()
Date: January 18, 2009 01:42PM
Hippocrates Wrote:
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> I'm sorry, but I don't consider Judaism to be a
> race. It is a religion, culture, and ethnicity,
> but not a race.
you are correct Judaism is not a race, however Jew/Israeli are in fact a race. there is a very distinct set of physical traits that appear in Jews. the reason that it has become a race is that they only had children with other Jews for thousands of years, with very little outside breeding.
> Likewise, there are
> white/blonde Jews and other darker complexioned
> Jews (who could pass for their Arab bretheren
> anyday).
incorrect, what you are describing is much like having a child that is a mixed race because they have parents from two different races.
> Labeling a culture as a race is an
> impropriety that Americans love to do, since they
> love categorizing and differentiating among their
> own populace.
you dont have to be part of the culture or religion to be a Jew.
> Making 'Hispanic' a race is
> equivalent to making 'American' a race; It just
> doesn't make sense.
and yet it is classified as such on a federal level.
btw, if blacks get classified as "african american" then i (being white) demand to be classified as "caucasian american" because i have never been anywhere caucas.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
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> I'm sorry, but I don't consider Judaism to be a
> race. It is a religion, culture, and ethnicity,
> but not a race.
you are correct Judaism is not a race, however Jew/Israeli are in fact a race. there is a very distinct set of physical traits that appear in Jews. the reason that it has become a race is that they only had children with other Jews for thousands of years, with very little outside breeding.
> Likewise, there are
> white/blonde Jews and other darker complexioned
> Jews (who could pass for their Arab bretheren
> anyday).
incorrect, what you are describing is much like having a child that is a mixed race because they have parents from two different races.
> Labeling a culture as a race is an
> impropriety that Americans love to do, since they
> love categorizing and differentiating among their
> own populace.
you dont have to be part of the culture or religion to be a Jew.
> Making 'Hispanic' a race is
> equivalent to making 'American' a race; It just
> doesn't make sense.
and yet it is classified as such on a federal level.
btw, if blacks get classified as "african american" then i (being white) demand to be classified as "caucasian american" because i have never been anywhere caucas.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: Definition of a Jew.
Posted by:
Hippocrates
()
Date: January 18, 2009 03:08PM
Gravis Wrote:
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> Hippocrates Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm sorry, but I don't consider Judaism to be a
> > race. It is a religion, culture, and ethnicity,
> > but not a race.
>
> you are correct Judaism is not a race, however
> Jew/Israeli are in fact a race. there is a very
> distinct set of physical traits that appear in
> Jews. the reason that it has become a race is
> that they only had children with other Jews for
> thousands of years, with very little outside
> breeding.
>
> It's an ethnicity. There are many ehtnicities, but only three races: Caucasian, Negroid, and Mongloid. However, these terms are considered antiquated and offensive, so people use, white, black, and Asian.
> > Likewise, there are
> > white/blonde Jews and other darker complexioned
> > Jews (who could pass for their Arab bretheren
> > anyday).
>
> incorrect, what you are describing is much like
> having a child that is a mixed race because they
> have parents from two different races.
That's because it is not a race. It's an ethnicity and religion.
>
>
> > Labeling a culture as a race is an
> > impropriety that Americans love to do, since
> they
> > love categorizing and differentiating among
> their
> > own populace.
>
> you dont have to be part of the culture or
> religion to be a Jew.
So does being fiscally conservative make you a Jew? That's racist! LOL
>
>
> > Making 'Hispanic' a race is
> > equivalent to making 'American' a race; It just
> > doesn't make sense.
>
> and yet it is classified as such on a federal
> level.
>
> Like I said earlier, in the eyes of the law, there are only three races.
You are citing census, school, and testing bureaucracies that vie for federal money and deal with ethnicies in addition to races when doing their statistical mapping and census tracts.
Thanks for the discourse, Gravis!
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> Hippocrates Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm sorry, but I don't consider Judaism to be a
> > race. It is a religion, culture, and ethnicity,
> > but not a race.
>
> you are correct Judaism is not a race, however
> Jew/Israeli are in fact a race. there is a very
> distinct set of physical traits that appear in
> Jews. the reason that it has become a race is
> that they only had children with other Jews for
> thousands of years, with very little outside
> breeding.
>
> It's an ethnicity. There are many ehtnicities, but only three races: Caucasian, Negroid, and Mongloid. However, these terms are considered antiquated and offensive, so people use, white, black, and Asian.
> > Likewise, there are
> > white/blonde Jews and other darker complexioned
> > Jews (who could pass for their Arab bretheren
> > anyday).
>
> incorrect, what you are describing is much like
> having a child that is a mixed race because they
> have parents from two different races.
That's because it is not a race. It's an ethnicity and religion.
>
>
> > Labeling a culture as a race is an
> > impropriety that Americans love to do, since
> they
> > love categorizing and differentiating among
> their
> > own populace.
>
> you dont have to be part of the culture or
> religion to be a Jew.
So does being fiscally conservative make you a Jew? That's racist! LOL
>
>
> > Making 'Hispanic' a race is
> > equivalent to making 'American' a race; It just
> > doesn't make sense.
>
> and yet it is classified as such on a federal
> level.
>
> Like I said earlier, in the eyes of the law, there are only three races.
You are citing census, school, and testing bureaucracies that vie for federal money and deal with ethnicies in addition to races when doing their statistical mapping and census tracts.
Thanks for the discourse, Gravis!
Re: Definition of a Jew.
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: January 19, 2009 02:36AM
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Re: Definition of a Jew.
Posted by:
Hippocrates.
()
Date: January 19, 2009 02:55AM
Alias Wrote:
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> Hippocrates?
>
> Mongloid means you're retarded, right?
Please pardon the typo. It should have read Mongoloid.
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> Hippocrates?
>
> Mongloid means you're retarded, right?
Please pardon the typo. It should have read Mongoloid.
Re: Definition of a Jew.
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: January 19, 2009 03:21AM
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Re: Definition of a Jew.
Posted by:
Hippocrates
()
Date: January 19, 2009 03:37AM
Alias Wrote:
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> So you admit to having an extra chromosome.
No, but you obviously do. This coming from the biggest retard troll this site has ever witnessed? HA! Everything I wrote is factually correct. I guess you could also use the terms Austronesian, Africoid, and Caucasoid (in addition to Mongoloid), but it's all basically the same idea. Depending on who you ask, there are really only 3 or 4 races, from which many various ethnicities are derived from.
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> So you admit to having an extra chromosome.
No, but you obviously do. This coming from the biggest retard troll this site has ever witnessed? HA! Everything I wrote is factually correct. I guess you could also use the terms Austronesian, Africoid, and Caucasoid (in addition to Mongoloid), but it's all basically the same idea. Depending on who you ask, there are really only 3 or 4 races, from which many various ethnicities are derived from.
Re: Definition of a Jew.
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: January 19, 2009 04:02AM
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Re: Definition of a Jew.
Posted by:
Hippocrates
()
Date: January 19, 2009 04:15AM
Alias Wrote:
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> Hip,
>
> Skip all your BIG words. You are a BIGgot
>
> And,cut that troll shit. It just makes you look
> dummer than you are.
I am a bigot because I use terminology that is widely used and accepted in both anthropological and genetic circles? WOW! The terminology may not be politically correct, but it is correct terminology. Your last comment shows just how sophomoric, immature, and 'dumb' you are!
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> Hip,
>
> Skip all your BIG words. You are a BIGgot
>
> And,cut that troll shit. It just makes you look
> dummer than you are.
I am a bigot because I use terminology that is widely used and accepted in both anthropological and genetic circles? WOW! The terminology may not be politically correct, but it is correct terminology. Your last comment shows just how sophomoric, immature, and 'dumb' you are!
Re: Definition of a Jew.
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: January 19, 2009 04:25AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/26/2012 12:03AM by Alias.
Re: Definition of a Jew.
Posted by:
Hippocrates
()
Date: January 19, 2009 03:33PM
Alias Wrote:
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> Hippocrates,
>
> You sound like Trickie.
>
> Get a grip.
Good one, Alias! I am very impressed w/ your level of maturation.
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> Hippocrates,
>
> You sound like Trickie.
>
> Get a grip.
Good one, Alias! I am very impressed w/ your level of maturation.
Re: Definition of a Jew.
Posted by:
Hippocrates
()
Date: January 20, 2009 08:34AM
Alias Wrote:
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> Hip,
>
> Skip all your BIG words. You are a BIGgot
>
There's only one G in bigot.
> And,cut that troll shit.
LOL. I guess the pot called the kettle...
It just makes you look dummer than you are.
'dummer'? I think you have that one covered, my friend!
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> Hip,
>
> Skip all your BIG words. You are a BIGgot
>
There's only one G in bigot.
> And,cut that troll shit.
LOL. I guess the pot called the kettle...
It just makes you look dummer than you are.
'dummer'? I think you have that one covered, my friend!