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Jen Money Wrote:
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> Is it socially acceptable to drink wine straight
> from the bottle, as long as it's barefoot brand?
I've done Tarot cards before and have been pretty accurate! Did them on co-workers and boss...
Co-worker---told to be careful driving (because of her cards, not the fact it was February) and something to do with authority/police. The next day she told me I freaked her the hell out when she slid on ice and hit a cop car. She didn't talk to me for the rest of the week. lol
Boss---Her cards confirmed an affair (it was rumored she was diddling a younger-than-her manager. But she told me she'd had a affair with her 1st husband, divorced him and married the guy she was cheating on. Total bitch.
Now palm reading is fun!! An older woman I read during slow time I teased because she had a solid, long line on her heart line (indicating loves) and I joked, asking, "Were you two when you met?"
She laughed and said they grew up next to each other!
THEN I asked about her husband and him being ill, which he was. The thing is she NEVER EVER talked about her personal life, so there was no way I would know that.
Demon possession? I am by no means a satanic follower nor in a cult but I can tell you this: I need a blood sacrifice to get rid of trolls such as yourself.
Care to volunteer?
eesh Wrote:
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> Practicing tarot is a satanic activity that makes
> people vulnerable to demon possession. Female
> practitioners of tarot should be burned at the
> stake.
According to the Witchcraft Acts of 1542, it is punishable by death to:
devise practise or exercise, or cause to be devysed practised or exercised, any Invovacons or cojuracons of Sprites witchecraftes enchauntementes or sorceries to thentent to fynde money or treasure or to waste consume or destroy any persone in his bodie membres, or to pvoke any persone to unlawfull love, or for any other unlawfull intente or purpose...
Sounds like the OP will be burned at the stake, or at least hanged.
eesh Wrote:
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> Practicing tarot is a satanic activity that makes
> people vulnerable to demon possession. Female
> practitioners of tarot should be burned at the
> stake.
God damnit, eesh. I was championing for you in my self-titled thread!!! Forget it
>:[
You've already been found guilty of fornicating with the devil and practicing witchcraft. Confession is good for the soul, and throw yourself before the mercy of the Court Spiritual.
eesh Wrote:
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> You've already been found guilty of fornicating
> with the devil and practicing witchcraft.
> Confession is good for the soul, and throw
> yourself before the mercy of the Court Spiritual.
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Ahhh! The one with the lady getting her nips cut off makes me cringe...
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