Stabitha Wrote:
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> Starting to look like the 2 passengers with stolen
> passports may have gotten into the cockpit, took
> over the plane, and flew it into the sea full
> speed. If this plane had fallen apart at 35,000 ft
> there would be bits and pieces of it floating
> everywhere, not to mention the luggage and bodies.


Flying it directly into the sea would be like flying it into a concrete barrier, its aluminum body would disintegrete into little jagged pieces, its seat cushions would dislodge and float on the surface as designed to. There would be tremendous amounts of debris if that were the case.

If the terrorists gently landed it into the ocean and it sank mostly intact that could be the case.



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The crew hit a mysterious cloud and traveled back in time.

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> > If the terrorists gently landed it into the ocean
> and it sank mostly intact that could be the case.

No....that would have left a radar signature. This thing vanished off radar at 35,000 feet.....*POOF*

Absolutely.. and now the survivors are running from the Langoliers..

Rod Serling Wrote:
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> The crew hit a mysterious cloud and traveled back
> in time.

Signatures are for fags

Fuck it, I'll say it. Abducted by Aliens.

What better way for Aliens to show their strength when introducing themselves to the world than to abduct a fully loaded 777 right out of the sky.

They're saying the plane may have turned back. Why would terrorists order a plane to turn back to peaceful little Malaysia? And if it did turn back then why was no mayday issued or distress communication sent.

There's only one conclusion. The plane encountered an unidentified flying object. When the pilots attempted to communicate their sighting their communications were scrambled. They tried to turn back away from the object and after they made the turn they lost control of the aircraft at which point the entire airplane was abducted by the alien ship for scientific study.



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We are on the precipice of making contact.

Meanwhile..................Malaysia plane search: Hunt continues after 'debris' sighted..............


http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-26510027

You motherfuckers ready to shoot some alien fucks if we need to? Muslims, Christians, Jews, Blacks, Whites, Gays, Straights.

Everyone ready to fight as Humans?

Who's with me, lock and load ladies. Tonight, we fight for humanity!
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Gerry,WiLL Smith is smoking a log,also.

True The Vote Wrote:
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> Gerry,WiLL Smith is smoking a log,also.

Hey you dumb bastard. We may be dealing with aliens here. Partisan division is the least of our worries now. We must unite.

Spoke with their leader,turns out they only want the weak,All Republicans have nothing to worry about.

Rod Serling Wrote:
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> The crew hit a mysterious cloud and traveled back
> in time.

Or a mysterious yeti climbed onto one of the jet wings and tore off the cover door for the engine.

Pilot was probly White. White people do nuthin but kill and drive shit all fuckd up. Dumb ass white crackers. Learn how to be a Pilot before u fly dumbass rednecks!

Last reported position of flight 370
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BlackPride1238 Wrote:
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> Pilot was probly White. White people do nuthin but
> kill and drive shit all fuckd up. Dumb ass white
> crackers. Learn how to be a Pilot before u fly
> dumbass rednecks!


Hi Lizzie!

Looks like the only active leads are the passports and the cell phone(s) pinging. I think it may have crashed on an island or an atoll. The cell phones would've been submerged in water for a good 48-72 hours by now.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-03-10/stolen-passport-passenger-missing-malaysian-airlines-jet-identified

eLester Wrote:
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> Looks like the only active leads are the passports
> and the cell phone(s) pinging. I think it may
> have crashed on an island or an atoll.

The plane veered of course and crash landed on North Sentinel island, where they were taken captive by the uncontacted prehistoric people inhabiting the island.

Hearing they have uplink/downlink system so authorities may already be looking at the CVR (cockpit) and FDR (flight data).

Meanwhile.............Experts: Jet crash probe can begin without jet.............

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2014/03/10/missing-malaysia-flight/6247113/

They can triangulate any cell phone. I dont know wtf is taking so long.

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> They can triangulate any cell phone. I dont know
> wtf is taking so long.

Not too many cell towers in the middle of the Gulf of Thailand to be triangulating anything.

This is where my drones come in handy. I can set up a cell tower and wifi hot spot anywhere.

Actually that's a good idea, have a plane or two that can clone any cell phone service and have them triangulate cell phones over the water. Genius.

You can probably just add a piece of equipment to an aircraft. Also, they really need to get with the times with these airplanes communicating flight data in real time automatically and getting their coordinates after a crash.

If not all planes those which operate over water.

Supposedly the black box "pinger" should work up to hundreds of miles.......except if it's under water. I guess they didnt realize planes fly over water A LOT!

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> They can triangulate any cell phone. I dont know
> wtf is taking so long.


it's actually really far away from koala lumper and the technology they have does not meet western standards, that makes it very hard to performing their analysis.

Stabitha Wrote:
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> Supposedly the black box "pinger" should work up
> to hundreds of miles.......except if it's under
> water. I guess they didnt realize planes fly over
> water A LOT!

Actually they transmit farther in water dummy.

They were pretty close to KLIA when they supposedly turned back and disappeared. It sounds as if a problem was detected.

FFXU interweb no-it-all,Stabitha Wrote:
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> Stabitha Wrote:
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> > Supposedly the black box "pinger" should work
> up
> > to hundreds of miles.......except if it's under
> > water. I guess they didnt realize planes fly
> over
> > water A LOT!
>
> Actually they transmit farther in water dummy.

You better notify the NTSB because it was one of their people who made this statement.

And another internet warrior bites the dust!

"Localising a pinger from the surface in shallow water is relatively easy, as described above. This task becomes increasingly difficult as water depth increases, however, because the direction is affected by both the horizontal bearing and the depression angle to the beacon (Figure 2). When trying to locate a pinger beacon in deep water, the detection equipment should be installed on a self-propelled underwater vehicle (either an ROV/AUV or a manned submersible). However, this presupposes that the position is already known to within the maximum 2-3km detection range. When aircraft debris is scattered over a large area, as with the recent Air France 447 accident off the Brazilian coast in depths up to 3.5km, a grid search must be conducted using underwater acoustic listening equipment. This equipment must be deployed as deep as possible to overcome the bearing/depression angle conflict (such as on the nuclear submarine described in a news feature in the July 2009 issue of Hydro International). The additional time required to mobilise and carry out this search highlights the second major limitation of fitting CAT aircraft with pinger beacons: that of their limited operational life"



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Could this be the beginning of Alians invading Earth? Could some kind of Space Ship sucked the plane in took it back to another planet? Anything is possible. Terrorism is terrible but I would rather this be a terror act than Alians.

Before Photos of airframe 9M-MRG

Meanwhile.............Malaysia Jet Investigators Sift Through Facts That Don’t Add Up...........

http://www.businessweek.com/news/2014-03-10/malaysia-jet-investigators-sift-through-facts-that-don-t-add-up

Meanwhile...another theory.......Malaysia Airlines mystery: Military says missing jet changed course...........

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/malaysian-airlines-mystery-military-says-missing-jet-changed-course/

The plot thickens. At this point Malaysia Airlines might in fact be holding back information.

I love how the NSA knows how many times I blow my nose, and yet it can't find a fucking plane.

The NSA isnt even involved in the search you dumb shit. They could care less about a plane full of slant eyes.

I KNOW fag. Can't you take a joke Stabitcha?

fourlegs Wrote:
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> I KNOW fag. Can't you take a joke Stabitcha?

Sorry my mistake, but arent jokes usually funny?

Nah not usually. Oh and jokes are for fags. LIKE YOU
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Stabitha is known for having a sense of humor and being naturally funny too. How he didn't pick up on that one is beyond me.

edit: (highly sarcastic)



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^ Stabitha is funny sometimes. But half the time she/he (Tranny) doesn't know how to take a joke.

Nah Gerry he's funny



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fourlegs Wrote:
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> ^ Stabitha is funny sometimes. But half the time
> she/he (Tranny) doesn't know how to take a joke.
>
> Nah Gerry he's funny

You and Gerrytard becoming butt buddies now?

I think it's becoming increasingly clear that this mess is completely fucked up due to the fact that we are dealing with a borderline 3rd world country which is also a hot bed for terrorists.

The Malaysian authorities (for lack of a better word) seem to be completely inept, right from the point where they let someone on the plane with a stolen passport. That would not happen in a civilized modern country. I think they are in on this and hiding something.

Stabitcha if Gerry was my only partner in my entire lifetime, that still be one more relationship then'll you'll ever have in your "life".


Stabitha's "life" in a nutshell: Watching gay porn, stalking teens on FFU, crying on moms shoulder because OP called him a "phaggot"

Get lost douchebag. This is for adults.

Here is where the plane is
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Or possibly here
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IT'S ANGRY



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Shouldnt you be leading a circle jerk with the high school kids praying for no school tomorrow over in FU General?

Stabitha Wrote:
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> Shouldnt you be leading a circle jerk with the
> high school kids praying for no school tomorrow
> over in FU General?

Will you be taking the photos?

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> The plot thickens. At this point Malaysia
> Airlines might in fact be holding back
> information.


Agreed. Interpol may be holding back also.

Still, so much speculation even after 3 days.

Salt water is bad for RF propagation. It is slightly conductive.

Stabitha Wrote:
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> I think it's becoming increasingly clear that this
> mess is completely fucked up due to the fact that
> we are dealing with a borderline 3rd world country
> which is also a hot bed for terrorists.
>
> The Malaysian authorities (for lack of a better
> word) seem to be completely inept, right from the
> point where they let someone on the plane with a
> stolen passport. That would not happen in a
> civilized modern country. I think they are in on
> this and hiding something.

They've obviously done this before and expect no checks in Beijing, Frankfurt, and Amsterdam. Interpol said the database is almost never checked.

Skanky kids Wrote:
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> Stabitha Wrote:
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> > Shouldnt you be leading a circle jerk with the
> > high school kids praying for no school tomorrow
> > over in FU General?
>
> Will you be taking the photos?


LOL

I'm thinking perhaps this Malaysian Air Force radar sighting may be a red herring. The only positive ID of the jet is on the civilian radar of the Vietnamese Air Traffic Control.

If the plane did turn around and make it across the land to the straights, or even near the shore of any populated region, surely there must have been a "hit" on one of the cell towers by a passenger's cell phone.

I'm sure authorities collected all of the phone numbers of the passengers so they must be looking for hits. Perhaps the NSA can help?

Of course this assumes they were anywhere near 1st world tech and not just cow pastures.

Stop calling me Shirley.

fourlegs Wrote:
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> Skanky kids Wrote:
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> > Stabitha Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > Shouldnt you be leading a circle jerk with
> the
> > > high school kids praying for no school
> tomorrow
> > > over in FU General?
> >
> > Will you be taking the photos?
>
>
> LOL

LoL, the jokes on Stabitha have been getting really good lately.

Malaysian military has denied tracking the 370 flight.

*Unidentified plot is detected at 02:15 am MYT, 200 miles NorthWest of Pulau Pinang, Malaysia. Radar operator concluded the unidentified item is going up-north, not a threat, so no interception. Authorities are unsure the unidentified plot is MH370, and are corroborating with other parties' radar reading to confirm this.

*Not sure if the primary radar is pick up the same aircraft that attempted turn back is MH370, to be on the safe side, SAR is expanded to Straits of Malacca.

Whats black, blue, and hates sex?





The ten year old in Stabitha's trunk.



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