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Another drunk bitch falls off a cruise ship
Posted by:
Look out Beloooooooow
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Date: September 07, 2016 02:53PM
http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/07/us/bahamas-woman-overboard-coast-guard-search/index.html
They really need to stop serving these idiots until they are blotto and cant even get back to their cabin. This seems to be happening with alarming frequency.
Or was she pushed?
They really need to stop serving these idiots until they are blotto and cant even get back to their cabin. This seems to be happening with alarming frequency.
Or was she pushed?
Re: Another drunk bitch falls off a cruise ship
Posted by:
Free Falling
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Date: September 07, 2016 03:05PM
If she was with her new husband, I would say pushed. That's when it usually happens, on the honeymoon when the guy realizes he made a huge mistake!
Re: Another drunk bitch falls off a cruise ship
Posted by:
12 hours or more
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Date: September 07, 2016 03:09PM
Wow bummer. Learn the survival float - if she knew what she was doing she could last for 12 hours or more. If her dress was a tight enough weave or material she could make a life jacket and last for days in the warm Atlantic this time of year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMeierw40nQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMeierw40nQ
Re: Another drunk bitch falls off a cruise ship
Posted by:
not how evolution works
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Date: September 07, 2016 04:02PM
12 hours or more Wrote:
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> she could make a life jacket and
> last for days in the warm Atlantic this time of
> year.
>
>
Or not. Sharks are probably learning to follow cruise ships in case such opportunities arise.
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> she could make a life jacket and
> last for days in the warm Atlantic this time of
> year.
>
>
Or not. Sharks are probably learning to follow cruise ships in case such opportunities arise.
Re: Another drunk bitch falls off a cruise ship
Posted by:
Jack The Knife
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Date: September 07, 2016 04:09PM
not how evolution works Wrote:
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> 12 hours or more Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > she could make a life jacket and
> > last for days in the warm Atlantic this time of
> > year.
> >
> >
>
>
> Or not. Sharks are probably learning to follow
> cruise ships in case such opportunities arise.
As often as drunk fuckers seem to be falling overboard, you're probably right.
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> 12 hours or more Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > she could make a life jacket and
> > last for days in the warm Atlantic this time of
> > year.
> >
> >
>
>
> Or not. Sharks are probably learning to follow
> cruise ships in case such opportunities arise.
As often as drunk fuckers seem to be falling overboard, you're probably right.
Re: Another drunk bitch falls off a cruise ship
Posted by:
bKhhp
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Date: September 07, 2016 04:20PM
They're not releasing her identity. I'm surprised nobody has suggested this may have been a suicide? How drunk do you have to be to fall off of a shit that size.
She's probably one of those sloppy emotional drunks and made a life altering decision when she was intoxicated.
She's probably one of those sloppy emotional drunks and made a life altering decision when she was intoxicated.
Re: Another drunk bitch falls off a cruise ship
Posted by:
Cjknb
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Date: September 07, 2016 04:48PM
bKhhp Wrote:
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> How drunk do you have to be to fall off of a
> shit that size.
>
>
Did she fall into the toilet?
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> How drunk do you have to be to fall off of a
> shit that size.
>
>
Did she fall into the toilet?
Re: Another drunk bitch falls off a cruise ship
Posted by:
Davy Jones Locker
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Date: September 07, 2016 04:49PM
Jack The Knife Wrote:
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> not how evolution works Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 12 hours or more Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > she could make a life jacket and
> > > last for days in the warm Atlantic this time
> of
> > > year.
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
> > Or not. Sharks are probably learning to follow
> > cruise ships in case such opportunities arise.
>
> As often as drunk fuckers seem to be falling
> overboard, you're probably right.
You make it sound like we have 5 more fall off over the weekend and a dozen the week before. This is news exactly because it is not common.
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> not how evolution works Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 12 hours or more Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > she could make a life jacket and
> > > last for days in the warm Atlantic this time
> of
> > > year.
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
> > Or not. Sharks are probably learning to follow
> > cruise ships in case such opportunities arise.
>
> As often as drunk fuckers seem to be falling
> overboard, you're probably right.
You make it sound like we have 5 more fall off over the weekend and a dozen the week before. This is news exactly because it is not common.
Re: Another drunk bitch falls off a cruise ship
Posted by:
shark week
()
Date: September 07, 2016 04:55PM
not how evolution works Wrote:
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> 12 hours or more Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > she could make a life jacket and
> > last for days in the warm Atlantic this time of
> > year.
> >
> >
>
>
> Or not. Sharks are probably learning to follow
> cruise ships in case such opportunities arise.
theoretically you could last that long but in tiger shark infested waters like that you'd have to be one lucky motherfucker. You'd think if you were getting shithammered on a cruise you'd stay the fuck away from the railing but what do I know.
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> 12 hours or more Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > she could make a life jacket and
> > last for days in the warm Atlantic this time of
> > year.
> >
> >
>
>
> Or not. Sharks are probably learning to follow
> cruise ships in case such opportunities arise.
theoretically you could last that long but in tiger shark infested waters like that you'd have to be one lucky motherfucker. You'd think if you were getting shithammered on a cruise you'd stay the fuck away from the railing but what do I know.
Re: Another drunk bitch falls off a cruise ship
Posted by:
UpGGG
()
Date: September 07, 2016 05:00PM
not how evolution works Wrote:
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> 12 hours or more Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > she could make a life jacket and
> > last for days in the warm Atlantic this time of
> > year.
> >
> >
>
>
> Or not. Sharks are probably learning to follow
> cruise ships in case such opportunities arise.
Middle Passage.
Heh.
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> 12 hours or more Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > she could make a life jacket and
> > last for days in the warm Atlantic this time of
> > year.
> >
> >
>
>
> Or not. Sharks are probably learning to follow
> cruise ships in case such opportunities arise.
Middle Passage.
Heh.
Re: Another drunk bitch falls off a cruise ship
Posted by:
mJKU4
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Date: September 07, 2016 05:01PM
Davy Jones Locker Wrote:
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>
> You make it sound like we have 5 more fall off
> over the weekend and a dozen the week before. This
> is news exactly because it is not common.
Im pretty sure this the 4th or 5th this year. And I'm not counting the ones that it was confirmed they were pushed by the spouse/SO
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>
> You make it sound like we have 5 more fall off
> over the weekend and a dozen the week before. This
> is news exactly because it is not common.
Im pretty sure this the 4th or 5th this year. And I'm not counting the ones that it was confirmed they were pushed by the spouse/SO
Re: Another drunk bitch falls off a cruise ship
Posted by:
Indian
()
Date: September 07, 2016 09:01PM
Rina Patel
Re: Another drunk bitch falls off a cruise ship
Posted by:
common as fuck
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Date: September 07, 2016 09:22PM
Davy Jones Locker Wrote:
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> You make it sound like we have 5 more fall off
> over the weekend and a dozen the week before. This
> is news exactly because it is not common.
I think the very existence of this organisation is priceless.
http://www.internationalcruisevictims.org/
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>
> You make it sound like we have 5 more fall off
> over the weekend and a dozen the week before. This
> is news exactly because it is not common.
I think the very existence of this organisation is priceless.
http://www.internationalcruisevictims.org/
Re: Another drunk bitch falls off a cruise ship
Posted by:
an indian?
()
Date: September 07, 2016 10:16PM
Indian Wrote:
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> Rina Patel
Hard to swim in a Sari.
Speaking of drunken Hindus, whatever happened to that chick who harassed the Uber driver?
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> Rina Patel
Hard to swim in a Sari.
Speaking of drunken Hindus, whatever happened to that chick who harassed the Uber driver?
Re: Another drunk bitch falls off a cruise ship
Posted by:
G2, might this be honor killing?
()
Date: September 07, 2016 11:59PM
You know male Hindu-Pak and female Hindu-Pak get married, honeymoon on a cruise, he discovers she's not a virgin, and so he tosses ehr overboard? Or maybe her folks offered an insufficient dowry?
Re: Another drunk bitch falls off a cruise ship
Posted by:
She jumped
()
Date: September 08, 2016 04:14AM
Re: Another drunk bitch falls off a cruise ship
Posted by:
more common than you think
()
Date: September 08, 2016 04:35AM
Davy Jones Locker Wrote:
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> Jack The Knife Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > not how evolution works Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 12 hours or more Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > she could make a life jacket and
> > > > last for days in the warm Atlantic this
> time
> > of
> > > > year.
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Or not. Sharks are probably learning to
> follow
> > > cruise ships in case such opportunities
> arise.
> >
> > As often as drunk fuckers seem to be falling
> > overboard, you're probably right.
>
> You make it sound like we have 5 more fall off
> over the weekend and a dozen the week before. This
> is news exactly because it is not common.
for years the cruise industry covered up a lot of this stuff. it appears now they are starting to realize it can be a selling point to a certain segment of the population. studies show that 1 in 10 cruise goers has always wanted to pet a shark.
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> Jack The Knife Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > not how evolution works Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 12 hours or more Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > she could make a life jacket and
> > > > last for days in the warm Atlantic this
> time
> > of
> > > > year.
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Or not. Sharks are probably learning to
> follow
> > > cruise ships in case such opportunities
> arise.
> >
> > As often as drunk fuckers seem to be falling
> > overboard, you're probably right.
>
> You make it sound like we have 5 more fall off
> over the weekend and a dozen the week before. This
> is news exactly because it is not common.
for years the cruise industry covered up a lot of this stuff. it appears now they are starting to realize it can be a selling point to a certain segment of the population. studies show that 1 in 10 cruise goers has always wanted to pet a shark.