http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/07/us/bahamas-woman-overboard-coast-guard-search/index.html


They really need to stop serving these idiots until they are blotto and cant even get back to their cabin. This seems to be happening with alarming frequency.

Or was she pushed?

If she was with her new husband, I would say pushed. That's when it usually happens, on the honeymoon when the guy realizes he made a huge mistake!

Wow bummer. Learn the survival float - if she knew what she was doing she could last for 12 hours or more. If her dress was a tight enough weave or material she could make a life jacket and last for days in the warm Atlantic this time of year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMeierw40nQ

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Or not. Sharks are probably learning to follow cruise ships in case such opportunities arise.

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As often as drunk fuckers seem to be falling overboard, you're probably right.

They're not releasing her identity. I'm surprised nobody has suggested this may have been a suicide? How drunk do you have to be to fall off of a shit that size.

She's probably one of those sloppy emotional drunks and made a life altering decision when she was intoxicated.

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Did she fall into the toilet?

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> As often as drunk fuckers seem to be falling
> overboard, you're probably right.

You make it sound like we have 5 more fall off over the weekend and a dozen the week before. This is news exactly because it is not common.

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> Or not. Sharks are probably learning to follow
> cruise ships in case such opportunities arise.


theoretically you could last that long but in tiger shark infested waters like that you'd have to be one lucky motherfucker. You'd think if you were getting shithammered on a cruise you'd stay the fuck away from the railing but what do I know.

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> Or not. Sharks are probably learning to follow
> cruise ships in case such opportunities arise.

Middle Passage.

Heh.

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> over the weekend and a dozen the week before. This
> is news exactly because it is not common.

Im pretty sure this the 4th or 5th this year. And I'm not counting the ones that it was confirmed they were pushed by the spouse/SO

Rina Patel

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> You make it sound like we have 5 more fall off
> over the weekend and a dozen the week before. This
> is news exactly because it is not common.

I think the very existence of this organisation is priceless.


http://www.internationalcruisevictims.org/

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Hard to swim in a Sari.
Speaking of drunken Hindus, whatever happened to that chick who harassed the Uber driver?

You know male Hindu-Pak and female Hindu-Pak get married, honeymoon on a cruise, he discovers she's not a virgin, and so he tosses ehr overboard? Or maybe her folks offered an insufficient dowry?

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/coast-guard-searching-woman-seen-jumping-carnival-cruise-ship-n643981

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> > > > last for days in the warm Atlantic this
> time
> > of
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> > > Or not. Sharks are probably learning to
> follow
> > > cruise ships in case such opportunities
> arise.
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> > As often as drunk fuckers seem to be falling
> > overboard, you're probably right.
>
> You make it sound like we have 5 more fall off
> over the weekend and a dozen the week before. This
> is news exactly because it is not common.


for years the cruise industry covered up a lot of this stuff. it appears now they are starting to realize it can be a selling point to a certain segment of the population. studies show that 1 in 10 cruise goers has always wanted to pet a shark.