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It's less than 2 weeks until the GOP convention!
Posted by: Avoid Cleveland! ()
Date: July 06, 2016 08:00PM

What will happen? Will they dump Trump? If they do, how will Trumpsters respond? And who WILL they pick? Romney? Ryan? Cruz? Christie? Rubio?

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Re: It's less than 2 weeks until the GOP convention!
Posted by: Guinness Book of World Records ()
Date: July 06, 2016 08:03PM

I hear this might set a world record - for the largest gathering of clowns and stupid people ever.

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Re: It's less than 2 weeks until the GOP convention!
Posted by: They're gonna go Cruz ()
Date: July 06, 2016 08:09PM

Cruz is going to steal it. The GOP elite and Cruz will be nowhere near the Quicken Loans arena when it is announced. The GOP bosses will already be launching the Cruz campaign, while some poor junior-level sOB has to go in and tell 20,000 seething Trumptardz the bad news. The Chief of the Cleveland PD will then step up to the podium and tell the restive crowd the convention is over and to pack their shit and go home. There will be ample cops in riot gear to make sure the exodus goes smoothly.

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Re: It's less than 2 weeks until the GOP convention!
Posted by: GeorgeTheLast ()
Date: July 06, 2016 08:15PM

Cleveland is 53+% black and Ohio an open carry state. This should be fun.

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Re: It's less than 2 weeks until the GOP convention!
Posted by: Too Funny! ()
Date: July 06, 2016 08:17PM

Are they going to build a wall around the convention center?

Hope so.

Perfect opportunity to lock up most of America's mentally ill people while they are on the inside.

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Re: It's less than 2 weeks until the GOP convention!
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: July 06, 2016 08:21PM

Both parties are building walls around their conventions with designated protest areas up to a mile away that lead into into a landfill. I'm not even joking.

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Re: It's less than 2 weeks until the GOP convention!
Posted by: Fortune Teller ()
Date: July 06, 2016 08:26PM

Do they have adequate fences and knock-out dart guns?

If one of the reporters steps out of the designated reporter area and gets attacked by a Trump Gorilla it would be awful to see another Gorilla die needlessly.

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Re: It's less than 2 weeks until the GOP convention!
Posted by: Clint Eastwood ()
Date: July 06, 2016 08:33PM

I hope they give a few speeches to the empty chair.

That was a nice touch - a bit psycho but great for the Democrats running for office.

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Re: It's less than 2 weeks until the GOP convention!
Posted by: Party City Shelves Empty ()
Date: July 06, 2016 08:42PM

Guinness Book of World Records Wrote:
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> I hear this might set a world record - for the
> largest gathering of clowns and stupid people
> ever.

Party City can't keep up with the demand for formal clown suits.

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Re: It's less than 2 weeks until the GOP convention!
Posted by: It Will Be Epic ()
Date: July 06, 2016 08:53PM

They're gonna go Cruz Wrote:
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> Cruz is going to steal it. The GOP elite and Cruz
> will be nowhere near the Quicken Loans arena when
> it is announced. The GOP bosses will already be
> launching the Cruz campaign, while some poor
> junior-level sOB has to go in and tell 20,000
> seething Trumptardz the bad news. The Chief of the
> Cleveland PD will then step up to the podium and
> tell the restive crowd the convention is over and
> to pack their shit and go home. There will be
> ample cops in riot gear to make sure the exodus
> goes smoothly.

I think that's a plausible scenario. Cruz has been remarkably quiet since Trump 'won'. Cruz is a snake. I bet he's been working behind the scenes to engineer some kind of coup all along. All bets are off in terms of security if that happens. The Trump riots could make the BLack Lives Matter riots look tame.

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Re: It's less than 2 weeks until the GOP convention!
Posted by: FrankR. ()
Date: July 06, 2016 08:56PM

Meanwhile at the DNC headquarters.
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Re: It's less than 2 weeks until the GOP convention!
Posted by: Trump riots! LOLZ! ()
Date: July 06, 2016 09:00PM

It Will Be Epic Wrote:
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>
> I think that's a plausible scenario. Cruz has been
> remarkably quiet since Trump 'won'. Cruz is a
> snake. I bet he's been working behind the scenes
> to engineer some kind of coup all along. All bets
> are off in terms of security if that happens. The
> Trump riots could make the BLack Lives Matter
> riots look tame.


Imagine the footage of bewildered black residents of Cleveland bemoaning the stunning increase in white-on-white violence in their city...

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