Gotta nominate Alias. What a fucking tool.

496 Wrote:
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> Gotta nominate Alias. What a fucking tool.


Bigger than Gravis? Hmmm.

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 06/02/2010 01:15AM by inkahootz.

Fuck! What am I thinking???


SPUNKY!

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> Fuck! What am I thinking???
>
>
> SPUNKY!

True, another well qualified candidate! LOL

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/25/2012 07:49PM by Alias.

496? That guy is a dick to me all the time, it's pretty funny but hardly flattering.

How did I get dragged into this anyway? Throughout all your douchbaggery, Alias, I have been mostly silent. Of course, that's because I learned a while ago that arguing with someone like you is like trying to train a cat.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/12/2009 01:36PM by RESton Peace.

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> Of course, that's because I
> learned a while ago that arguing with someone
> like you is like trying to fuck a table saw.

I think this is a more accurate statement. I've seen trained cats before.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> RESton Peace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Of course, that's because I
> > learned a while ago that arguing with someone
> > like you is like trying to catch a fish with your hands.

I think this is a more accurate statement. I've
fucked workshop machinery before.

And yes, I have a moderately trained cat. That was a bad example.

Gollum could catch fish with his hands, and he was half-retarded. I thought for sure my example was impossible, but I didn't count on you having a titanium cock. If you can go from fucking table saws to soft hu-man flesh, I feel bad for your poor wife's downstairs bathing suit area.

How about, "arguing with Alias is like..."

You know, I can't think of too many things more difficult or painful than fucking a table saw.

I'm pretty drunk, I let genevieve come up with that one.

As for my cock, it's actually made from a new carbon fiber stock.

Gollum had a few hundred years to practice catching fish with his hands. And he wasn't half-retarded, he was obsessive to the point of insanity. So even if he wasn't a fictional character, I don't think he is a very good example here.

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> I'm pretty drunk

At two in the afternoon?

Why the fuck don't we know each other IRL?

Hmmmmm...biggest douchebag here?

It's definitely a toss up between Bob and Washingtonelocian. Both are a couple of know-it-all braggarts.

yep Wrote:
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> Hmmmmm...biggest douchebag here?
>
> It's definitely a toss up between Bob and
> Washingtonelocian. Both are a couple of
> know-it-all braggarts.


Hey, hey! Finally got a nomination.

My months of "know-it-all braggartness" have finally paid off! Whoo hooo!

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Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 02:23PM by inkahootz.

Inkahootz easily wins the award for extreme toolbagishness

Not even close.... Wrote:
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> Inkahootz easily wins the award for extreme
> toolbagishness


A negative comment against myself? Oh nooes...It must be Bob for sure! LOL

Well at least you don't have to worry about me erasing the post. I thrive on hatred. Thanks!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/12/2009 04:50PM by inkahootz.

inkahootz Wrote:
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> WashingTone Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > yep Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hmmmmm...biggest douchebag here?
> > >
> > > It's definitely a toss up between Bob and
> > > Washingtonelocian. Both are a couple of
> > > know-it-all braggarts.
> >
> >
> > Hey, hey! Finally got a nomination.
> >
> > My months of "know-it-all braggartness" have
> > finally paid off! Whoo hooo!
>
>
> At least you don't automatically assume I wrote
> that, simply because of the use of the word
> 'braggart', like you know who. Bob, on the hand,
> attributes all negative anonymous comments to me.
> How convenient, right? I can't recall anything
> trollish you have done, other than maybe the 'Ask
> Gravis' thread. That was marginally trollish,
> anyway! LOL


The Bush Legacy is kind of trollish given that the asshole is on his way out the door.

But as far as being a douchebag, I have my moments. I have no problem admitting it, though I believe I am probably much less of a douchebag than some other people around here.

For example, Gravis is no troll. And I think some of what he posts is funny. But the dude is a major douchebag.



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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 02:04PM by inkahootz.

WTL is merely opinionated on one topic, know-it-allish yes, but he sticks to one thing, namely politics. I have not found his posts on other topics to be overwhelmingly egocentric.

Others cannot limit themselves and have self-endowed expertise in all states of thought, manner, and action, and cannot wait to tell the world how they have succeeded, despite the fact that in this fine digital world, anyone can make the same claims, so not making them at all is considered the higher ground and the more telling indicator of one's success.

And some people like run-on sentences, big words, and grandiose statements that may or may not be coherent. (me)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/12/2009 04:59PM by RESton Peace.

Ohh no you don't, I see some of the stuff you write: you're a major tool!



inkahootz Wrote:
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> Not even close.... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Inkahootz easily wins the award for extreme
> > toolbagishness
>
>
> A negative comment against myself? Oh nooes...It
> must be Bob for sure! LOL
>
> Well at least you don't have to worry about me
> erasing the post. I thrive on hatred. Thanks!

Guilty as charged! Wrote:
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> Ohh no you don't, I see some of the stuff you
> write: you're a major tool!


Agreed (considering my obsessive battling). Thanks!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/12/2009 05:06PM by inkahootz.

What about Rod?

I would like to indict "douchebag" as an insult.

Is a douchebag not used in close proximity to, or inside of, the vagina? Many of the people here have never experienced the subtle but rewarding joys of that kind of closeness.



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RESton Peace Wrote:
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> WTL is merely opinionated on one topic,
> know-it-allish yes, but he sticks to one thing,
> namely politics. I have not found his posts on
> other topics to be overwhelmingly egocentric.



True


> Others cannot limit themselves and have
> self-endowed expertise in all states of thought,
> manner, and action, and cannot wait to tell the
> world how they have succeeded, despite the fact
> that in this fine digital world, anyone can make
> the same claims, so not making them at all is
> considered the higher ground and the more telling
> indicator of one's success.


You are referring to Bob, right?


> And some people like run-on sentences, big words,
> and grandiose statements that may or may not be
> coherent. (me)


LOL

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> WTL is merely opinionated on one topic,
> know-it-allish yes, but he sticks to one thing,
> namely politics. I have not found his posts on
> other topics to be overwhelmingly egocentric.
>


Now that Bush is out the door, you will probably hear less of my political rants (and I will take no offense if you applaud).

WashingToneLocian Wrote:
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> RESton Peace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > WTL is merely opinionated on one topic,
> > know-it-allish yes, but he sticks to one thing,
> > namely politics. I have not found his posts on
> > other topics to be overwhelmingly egocentric.
> >
>
>
> Now that Bush is out the door, you will probably
> hear less of my political rants (and I will take
> no offense if you applaud).

Wait.

You're seriously not black?

WashingToneLocian Wrote:

> Now that Bush is out the door, you will probably
> hear less of my political rants (and I will take
> no offense if you applaud).


Somehow I doubt that.

What wrong Alias. Call me a faggot and nominate me. You are losing your touch

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> WashingToneLocian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > RESton Peace Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > WTL is merely opinionated on one topic,
> > > know-it-allish yes, but he sticks to one
> thing,
> > > namely politics. I have not found his posts
> on
> > > other topics to be overwhelmingly egocentric.
> > >
> >
> >
> > Now that Bush is out the door, you will
> probably
> > hear less of my political rants (and I will
> take
> > no offense if you applaud).
>
> Wait.
>
> You're seriously not black?


No. It must be the Tone Loc reference that fooled you. Because nothing is more black than Funky Cold Medina.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 08:46PM by inkahootz.

OK, so the current meaning of a douchbag is a know-it-all?

Ok? Please humor me a bit more...what's a doubletopper? Do I have the term correct? I think you get my drift...I use to be Snow White too! I couldn't help myself...sorry!

I need to find my groove, with a little help from my friends...[:)] TY!

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/25/2012 08:31PM by Alias.

spunky Wrote:
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> OK, so the current meaning of a douchbag is a
> know-it-all?
>
> Ok? Please humor me a bit more...what's a
> doubletopper? Do I have the term correct? I
> think you get my drift...I use to be Snow White
> too! I couldn't help myself...sorry!
>
> I need to find my groove, with a little help from
> my friends...[:)] TY!


An upperdecker is a very powerful shit that splashes up into the rim of the toilet.

I tried to google that term, and searched wikipedia, but it appears to be a term unique to Fairfax County.

We rock!!!

spunky Wrote:
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> OK, so the current meaning of a douchbag is a
> know-it-all?
>
> Ok? Please humor me a bit more...what's a
> doubletopper? Do I have the term correct? I
> think you get my drift...I use to be Snow White
> too! I couldn't help myself...sorry!
>
> I need to find my groove, with a little help from
> my friends...[:)] TY!


A douche bag is a device women use when they have that not so fresh smell to them. It is commonly used on here to refer to someone who is a complete asshole.
I guess a know it all could be construed as a douche bag.


An upperdecker is a term, first used here by 496, which involves the act of dropping a deuce (#2) in the upper toilet tank. When the unsuspecting next bathroom user flushes the toilet...well you get the picture!



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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/25/2012 08:30PM by Alias.

Thanks folks I feel smarter and grossed-out. None of which I care to assume the title to, pass-it-on!

Alias Wrote:
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> An upperdecker is a very powerful shit that
> splashes up into the rim of the toilet.
> ______________
>
> Another reminder why college dormitories should
> dump the co-ed shit.


You are fucking clueless Alias, fuckoff and die. Take Spunky with you.

spunky Wrote:
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> OK, so the current meaning of a douchbag is a
> know-it-all?
>
> Ok? Please humor me a bit more...what's a
> doubletopper? Do I have the term correct? I
> think you get my drift...I use to be Snow White
> too! I couldn't help myself...sorry!
>
> I need to find my groove, with a little help from
> my friends...[:)] TY!


You have no friends pyscho.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/25/2012 08:26PM by Alias.

Bob Wrote:
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> spunky Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > OK, so the current meaning of a douchbag is a
> > know-it-all?
> >
> > Ok? Please humor me a bit more...what's a
> > doubletopper? Do I have the term correct? I
> > think you get my drift...I use to be Snow White
> > too! I couldn't help myself...sorry!
> >
> > I need to find my groove, with a little help
> from
> > my friends...[:)] TY!
>
>
> An upperdecker is a very powerful shit that
> splashes up into the rim of the toilet.
>
> I tried to google that term, and searched
> wikipedia, but it appears to be a term unique to
> Fairfax County.
>
> We rock!!!


Wrong answer, Bob. It is deucer left in the upper tank of the toilet.

Once again Wrote:
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> Wrong answer, Bob. It is deucer left in the upper
> tank of the toilet.

My bad. I was making a best guess.

But pardon my lack of imagination on this one, but what good is it to take a dump in the tank? Seems like a rather pointless prank considering that most people probably wouldn't even notice and I can't see it doing much of anything anyway.

i feel like ive let myself down. i mean, before i would be the winner without doubt. damn.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/25/2012 08:21PM by Alias.

Actually I was able to train my cat to actually talk. I would hold him and say "Who does trickie love? and he would clearly say ":Mama". My son taught our other cat to play Black Jack.


Trickie (Trickie was my cat's name but he is in Heaven)

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 08:53PM by inkahootz.

Trickie, I taught my cats how to not only speak, but to answer a trivia question.

I ask the cats "Who was the first chairman of the PRC?" and they answer back "Mao!"

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/25/2012 08:20PM by Alias.

TRICKIE Wrote:
>>> My son taught our other cat to play Black Jack.


You've mentioned that on here before and it makes me laugh. I'd like to see a video of that.

TRICKIE Wrote:
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> Actually I was able to train my cat to actually
> talk. I would hold him and say "Who does trickie
> love? and he would clearly say ":Mama". My son
> taught our other cat to play Black Jack.
>

The important thing is, does he know how to double-down?

>
> Trickie (Trickie was my cat's name but he is in
> Heaven)


How can you not like Trickie.

I wish I had a cat
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mariokart Wrote:
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> I wish I had a cat

Mariokart, don't mess with the leave britney alone queer...

I nominate Ferfux. Jesus can that kid post crap in every thread.

w00t I second ferfuxhead. He aint funnee

kompressor?

D is for deutschland! uber alles is for me!

The only thing I hate about KOMPRESSOR is how they're always dancing, and never watching TV.

T is for TECHNO VIKING TECHNO VIKING LOVES TO DANCE! K is for KOMPRESSOR! KOMPRESSOR DOES NOT DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KOMPRESSOR Wrote:
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> T is for TECHNO VIKING TECHNO VIKING LOVES TO
> DANCE! K is for KOMPRESSOR! KOMPRESSOR DOES NOT
> DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ferfux, shouldn't be busy preparing for your feminist studies courses?

F is for Fairfux! I throw him in the SEA! K is for KOMPRESSOR! KOMPRESSOR IS FOR ME!

Alias Wrote:
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> Oh, poor little 496. He's mad at me, again.
>
> He has nothing to say, except a few words here and
> there, usually kissing up to Gravis or ResTon
> Peace. So, we'll give him the Water Boy Award.
>
> 496, take your medal and scram. Go on, move it,
> fatso.
>
>

LMAO