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I need to practice my tarot
Posted by: thisisajokeright ()
Date: March 14, 2014 12:53PM

Who has life questions they need answers to?

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Re: I need to practice my tarot
Posted by: Jen Money ()
Date: March 14, 2014 01:07PM

Is it socially acceptable to drink wine straight from the bottle, as long as it's barefoot brand?

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Re: I need to practice my tarot
Posted by: thisisajokeright ()
Date: March 14, 2014 01:08PM

Jen Money Wrote:
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> Is it socially acceptable to drink wine straight
> from the bottle, as long as it's barefoot brand?


Yes my chil', yes it tis.

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Re: I need to practice my tarot
Posted by: Jen Money ()
Date: March 14, 2014 01:15PM

Good, good.

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Re: I need to practice my tarot
Posted by: Witch ()
Date: March 14, 2014 01:31PM

I've done Tarot cards before and have been pretty accurate! Did them on co-workers and boss...

Co-worker---told to be careful driving (because of her cards, not the fact it was February) and something to do with authority/police. The next day she told me I freaked her the hell out when she slid on ice and hit a cop car. She didn't talk to me for the rest of the week. lol

Boss---Her cards confirmed an affair (it was rumored she was diddling a younger-than-her manager. But she told me she'd had a affair with her 1st husband, divorced him and married the guy she was cheating on. Total bitch.

Now palm reading is fun!! An older woman I read during slow time I teased because she had a solid, long line on her heart line (indicating loves) and I joked, asking, "Were you two when you met?"

She laughed and said they grew up next to each other!

THEN I asked about her husband and him being ill, which he was. The thing is she NEVER EVER talked about her personal life, so there was no way I would know that.

So, yeah, they're fun to do!!

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Re: I need to practice my tarot
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 14, 2014 01:53PM

Practicing tarot is a satanic activity that makes people vulnerable to demon possession. Female practitioners of tarot should be burned at the stake.

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Re: I need to practice my tarot
Posted by: Witch ()
Date: March 14, 2014 01:58PM

Demon possession? I am by no means a satanic follower nor in a cult but I can tell you this: I need a blood sacrifice to get rid of trolls such as yourself.

Care to volunteer?

eesh Wrote:
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> Practicing tarot is a satanic activity that makes
> people vulnerable to demon possession. Female
> practitioners of tarot should be burned at the
> stake.

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Re: I need to practice my tarot
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 14, 2014 01:59PM

According to the Witchcraft Acts of 1542, it is punishable by death to:

devise practise or exercise, or cause to be devysed practised or exercised, any Invovacons or cojuracons of Sprites witchecraftes enchauntementes or sorceries to thentent to fynde money or treasure or to waste consume or destroy any persone in his bodie membres, or to pvoke any persone to unlawfull love, or for any other unlawfull intente or purpose...




Sounds like the OP will be burned at the stake, or at least hanged.

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Re: I need to practice my tarot
Posted by: thisisajokeright ()
Date: March 14, 2014 02:05PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Practicing tarot is a satanic activity that makes
> people vulnerable to demon possession. Female
> practitioners of tarot should be burned at the
> stake.


God damnit, eesh. I was championing for you in my self-titled thread!!! Forget it
>:[

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Re: I need to practice my tarot
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 14, 2014 02:13PM

You've already been found guilty of fornicating with the devil and practicing witchcraft. Confession is good for the soul, and throw yourself before the mercy of the Court Spiritual.



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Re: I need to practice my tarot
Posted by: Jen Money ()
Date: March 14, 2014 02:22PM

eesh Wrote:
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> You've already been found guilty of fornicating
> with the devil and practicing witchcraft.
> Confession is good for the soul, and throw
> yourself before the mercy of the Court Spiritual.
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Ahhh! The one with the lady getting her nips cut off makes me cringe...

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Re: I need to practice my tarot
Posted by: aging debbie does dallas fan ()
Date: March 14, 2014 06:03PM

i see you think today's political crimes and deaths due to poverty

and the electric chair

are somehow more appealing than a troll with nude girl apparently in pain of some kind

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i find the nude girl more appealing

and the "let them eat cake" girl deserved what she got, and the pictures they drew: were just fiction to sell and show around in bars with

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Re: I need to practice my tarot
Posted by: aging debbie does dallas fan ()
Date: March 14, 2014 06:04PM

i claim all but maybe one of the images above

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Re: I need to practice my tarot
Posted by: tarot cards on car ()
Date: November 25, 2015 07:50PM

ay

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