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Suicide
Posted by: Say it ()
Date: February 07, 2014 12:56AM

Thinking of ways to kill myself.

Thought about jumping from an overpass. Or maybe making like that one kid did and walking into oncoming traffic on 66.

Or maybe stealing my patent's gun and shooting myself.

Buying a BB and holding up a bank and having the cops shoot me or go into the police station with it.

Not doing pills or cutting my wrist.

Tried hanging myself but the belt broke and I just ended up peeing myself and had a headache and blood coming out of my nose and mouth with bloodshot eyes.

What I need from you all is cruel words.

Tell me to do it. Encouage it. Thank you.

I will make the news and make this site even more infamous!

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Re: Suicide
Posted by: Not worth it ()
Date: February 07, 2014 12:59AM

Don't do it, eesh!

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Re: Suicide
Posted by: Louis Theroux ()
Date: February 07, 2014 01:16AM

Your life is real tough,

Poverty-in-india.jpg

Not.

Get help. Things will get better.

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Re: Suicide
Posted by: hang in there ()
Date: February 07, 2014 01:43AM

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Re: Suicide
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: February 07, 2014 02:35AM

Do not kill yourself. No matter what problem or problems have convinced you that's an option, do not take it.

There is help out there for you. Register and PM if you need to talk.

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Re: Suicide
Posted by: pastor dave ()
Date: February 07, 2014 03:02AM

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 12/10/2021 03:03PM by pastor dave.

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Re: Suicide
Posted by: go2plenty of fish, pervy old man ()
Date: February 07, 2014 03:06AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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>
> There is help out there for you. Register and PM
> if you need to talk.


Mephisto trolling for some vulnerable ass and easy prey again.

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Re: Suicide
Posted by: Philip Seymour Hoffman ()
Date: February 07, 2014 03:53PM

Heroin overdose. It won't be too painful and you will feel good and have fun on the way down.

Just make sure you are alone and won't be revived. Do some reading on heroin overdose. You will just fall asleep and your heart will stop.

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Re: Suicide
Posted by: beenthere2 ()
Date: February 07, 2014 04:03PM

A permanate solution to a tempoary problem. Work it out, your not alone and their are people that will help you if you ask. Just think of the pain you will cause in your own people's lives.

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Re: Suicide
Posted by: thisisajokeright ()
Date: February 07, 2014 04:19PM

Whatever you do, PLEASE avoid anything relating to 66. Traffic is bad enough!!!

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Re: Suicide
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: February 07, 2014 04:23PM

Suicide is selfish... There are plenty of reasons to commit suicide, but none that are worth it.

Life is a ride... With lows and highs... Ride it out, man.

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Re: Suicide
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: February 07, 2014 04:25PM

From an Elvis song...

"Were lost in a cloud
With too much rain
Were trapped in a world
That's troubled with pain
But as long as a man
Has the strength to dream
He can redeem his soul and fly
"

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Re: Suicide
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: February 07, 2014 04:40PM

Is OP a girl?

If so, how about once last boinking before you go? Even better, kill yourself while im banging away.

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Re: Suicide
Posted by: Hussein Obama- ()
Date: February 07, 2014 07:12PM

Suicide is fine.
Suicide helps ease my mind.
Suicide hear I come.
Suicide all is numb.

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Re: Suicide
Posted by: Louis Theroux ()
Date: February 07, 2014 07:16PM

You didn't even make it over the fence!

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Re: Suicide
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: February 07, 2014 07:19PM

Funny how really fucked up people, like Steve Hawking for example, want to live.

At the same time , sniveling crybabies, at the first realization that the universe doesn't revolve around their feelings, want to end it all.

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Re: Suicide
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: February 07, 2014 07:24PM

True story......a guy I knew tried to kill himself bt drinking anti-freeze. Someone found him and got him to the hospital and he survived. I went to visit him and he told me he wanted to die but now he wanted to live.

He eventually got out of the hospital, but the anti-freeze had done a lot of damage and fucked him up and he died maybe 6 months later.

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Re: Suicide
Posted by: Author Field ()
Date: February 07, 2014 07:46PM

Stabitha Wrote:
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> True story......a guy I knew tried to kill himself
> bt drinking anti-freeze. Someone found him and got
> him to the hospital and he survived. I went to
> visit him and he told me he wanted to die but now
> he wanted to live.
>
> He eventually got out of the hospital, but the
> anti-freeze had done a lot of damage and fucked
> him up and he died maybe 6 months later.


Don't you get tired of telling lies and talking bullshit?

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Re: Suicide
Posted by: Stabitha. ()
Date: February 07, 2014 07:48PM

Sorry about that, all fixed up now!


a guy I knew

*I read a story on the internet about a guy that tried...

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Re: Suicide
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: February 07, 2014 10:01PM

The theme song to MASH was sung only in the movie:
Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see...
[REFRAIN]:
that suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
I try to find a way to make
all our little joys relate
without that ever-present hate
but now I know that it's too late, and...
[REFRAIN]
The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say.
[REFRAIN]
The only way to win is cheat
And lay it down before I'm beat
and to another give my seat
for that's the only painless feat.
[REFRAIN]
The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...
[REFRAIN]
A brave man once requested me
to answer questions that are key
is it to be or not to be
and I replied 'oh why ask me?'
[REFRAIN]
'Cause suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
...and you can do the same thing if you please.

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Re: Suicide
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: February 07, 2014 10:04PM

Stabitha. Wrote:
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> Sorry about that, all fixed up now!
>
>
> a guy I knew
>
> *I read a story on the internet about a guy
> that tried...


Are you enjoying your mental masturbation Friday night?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/07/2014 10:05PM by Stabitha.

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Re: Suicide
Posted by: mjs82 ()
Date: February 07, 2014 10:08PM

lay across the the tracks and let a train do its thing...not many people survive getting run over by a train.

the OP has a life which he/she feels sucks bad enough to remove themselves from the gene pool, who are we to argue.

Hey Pastor Pete.... you are telling that the OP is going to hell for killing themself, how about all those kiddy touching catholics? I guess since they repented they'll be OK...Religious nut job. Santa Claus/God. fat man, white beard who keeps track of who's good and who's bad and doles out punishments and gifts accordingly...Yeah sounds logical

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