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slender man sighting
Posted by: Rory Thortan ()
Date: February 06, 2014 12:34PM

hey yall. i live in the backwoods of centerville.THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL OUT THERE
. Last night i woke up to my dog barking (about 11:00). i went to let him in and it was really foggy out.i called my dog in. As i looked out in the distance i saw a faint figure tall and skinny in body form. i believe it was slender man. I went i shock. i looked all my doors and barricaded my self in my house. i was really paranoid and all the sudden i became very fatigue. I crashed on the floor. i woke up again at like 5 scared out of my mind. i coughed up blood. i woke up again at 12 pm i called in work sick. THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL noVA RESIDENTS. you dont wanna experience what i did. believe this or not. its just a warning

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Re: slender man sighting
Posted by: Rory Thortan ()
Date: February 06, 2014 12:36PM

P.S sorry about my bad grammar and spelling i am not functioning well right know.

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Re: slender man sighting
Posted by: Just Sayin.... ()
Date: February 06, 2014 12:39PM

Sorry man, if this happen to you then he is there to harvest you and no one else. Good luck fighting him off, even though it is a losing battle.

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Re: slender man sighting
Posted by: oopsie ()
Date: February 06, 2014 12:39PM

It was just Sharon Bulova doing some late night campaigning.
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Re: slender man sighting
Posted by: thisisajokeright ()
Date: February 06, 2014 02:19PM

What does the slender man have to do you with being tired and coughing up blood?

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Re: slender man sighting
Posted by: thisisajokeright ()
Date: February 06, 2014 02:26PM

And FURTHERMORE, WTF was your dog doing locked outside at 11p anyway? Does he sleep out there? You DO know animals can feel cold, right?? Asshole.

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Re: slender man sighting
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: February 06, 2014 02:33PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slender_Man

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Re: slender man sighting
Posted by: thisisajokeright ()
Date: February 06, 2014 02:43PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slender_Man


God damnit.

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Re: slender man sighting
Posted by: Rory Thortan ()
Date: February 06, 2014 03:13PM

i have an expensive dog door that allows my dog to go out freely. he used to always wake me up because he had to go to the bathroom. Thats why

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Re: slender man sighting
Posted by: howaboutasmokeright ()
Date: February 06, 2014 03:13PM

thisisajokeright Wrote:
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> Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slender_Man
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> God damnit.


Going to haunt your dreams now?

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Re: slender man sighting
Posted by: Slender Man ()
Date: February 06, 2014 03:14PM

I am the Slender Man... Do not DARE cross me... Say one bad thing about me... JUST ONE... And I will plague your existence forevermore...

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Re: slender man sighting
Posted by: thisisajokeright ()
Date: February 06, 2014 03:20PM

Rory Thortan Wrote:
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> i have an expensive dog door that allows my dog to
> go out freely. he used to always wake me up
> because he had to go to the bathroom. Thats why


You really had to throw "expensive" in there, huh? Don't all dog doors "allow dogs to go out freely"....??

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Re: slender man sighting
Posted by: HARDWORKER ()
Date: February 06, 2014 04:22PM

doggie door also let's in raccoons, snakes, squirrels etc.

NO doggie door for me, fuck the dog.

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Re: slender man sighting
Posted by: boy joe ()
Date: February 06, 2014 05:12PM

It was really foggy last night in Centerville. That's why. WoW

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Re: slender man sighting
Posted by: vre33w ()
Date: February 07, 2014 07:24AM

is this his facebook page ?

https://www.facebook.com/bobby.williams.3114935

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Re: slender man sighting
Posted by: slender man is a gay ()
Date: February 07, 2014 10:52AM

Fuck slender mahhgcorkstufsuichgjvf

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Re: slender man sighting
Posted by: Caulky White ()
Date: February 07, 2014 11:14AM

Why is "thisisajokeright" a bitch in every thread she posts in?

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Re: slender man sighting
Posted by: thisisajokeright ()
Date: February 07, 2014 11:29AM

Caulky White Wrote:
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> Why is "thisisajokeright" a bitch in every thread
> she posts in?


Same reason you're all dicks (specifically to dead people, or that Melinda Albright chick whose car broke down and who took her sob story to WTOP). I can be.

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Re: slender man sighting
Posted by: she's a girl? ()
Date: February 07, 2014 12:33PM

Caulky White Wrote:
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> Why is "thisisajokeright" a bitch in every thread
> she posts in?


thisisajokeright is a girl????

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Re: slender man sighting
Posted by: this is no joke ()
Date: February 07, 2014 03:04PM

she's a girl? Wrote:
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> Caulky White Wrote:
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> > Why is "thisisajokeright" a bitch in every
> thread
> > she posts in?
>
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> thisisajokeright is a girl????

Yeah she is a female

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Re: slender man sighting
Posted by: thisisajokeright ()
Date: February 07, 2014 03:06PM

she's a girl? Wrote:
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> Caulky White Wrote:
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> > Why is "thisisajokeright" a bitch in every
> thread
> > she posts in?
>
>
> thisisajokeright is a girl????


As female as they come, sugar. :-*

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Re: slender man sighting
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: June 03, 2014 12:02PM

I thought there was a thread on this just recently...

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Re: slender man sighting
Posted by: secret ()
Date: June 13, 2014 03:56PM

um...I live in VA.and I have slender sickness so no such luck for me.and coughing up blood is part of slender sickness for those who don't know.

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