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Eating Jesus
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: January 12, 2014 01:05PM

That's right!
Now you can butter up to Jeebus every morning with the new "Jesus Toaster" for the low price of $24.95

http://www.jesustoasters.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBjQ8a8Udlo#t=11
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Re: Eating Jesus
Posted by: Bible Thumper Logic 101 ()
Date: January 12, 2014 01:36PM

Perfect for the faith driven consumer. Those christfags eat this shit right up

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Re: Eating Jesus
Posted by: Reverend CD Hellsfire ()
Date: January 12, 2014 01:46PM

This is a good alternative for communion wafers. Smear them up with butter and jam then chase them down with wine. Praise Jesus! Goes good with bacon too.

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Re: Eating Jesus
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 12, 2014 05:17PM

Isn't that sacrilegious to eat an image of Christ? What's next, Buddha gummy bears?

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Re: Eating Jesus
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: January 12, 2014 05:42PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Isn't that sacrilegious to eat an image of Christ?


Yes, but the power of Christ compels them.

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Re: Eating Jesus
Posted by: lawdog ()
Date: January 12, 2014 06:53PM




how about a beaner cop? eh?

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Re: Eating Jesus
Posted by: Lwnhv ()
Date: January 12, 2014 06:56PM

This thread, like number's sig line, is lame

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