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Women with the shortest shelf life?
Posted by: Joy ()
Date: January 04, 2014 12:44PM

1) White Women (start seeing wrinkles and have a tired look in their early 20s)
2) Hispanic Women (they all get fat by 25)
3) Asian Women (tend to look well as they age)
4) Black Women (look young well into their 50s-60s)

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Re: Women with the shortest shelf life?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 04, 2014 12:54PM

Troll thread. F-

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Re: Women with the shortest shelf life?
Posted by: logic ()
Date: January 04, 2014 01:01PM

Joy Wrote:
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> 1) White Women (start seeing wrinkles and have a
> tired look in their early 20s)
> 2) Hispanic Women (they all get fat by 25)
> 3) Asian Women (tend to look well as they age)
> 4) Black Women (look young well into their
> 50s-60s)


I tend to agree with this assessment

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Re: Women with the shortest shelf life?
Posted by: Barbara Bush ()
Date: January 04, 2014 01:11PM

I do not have wrinkles.

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Re: Women with the shortest shelf life?
Posted by: Nurse - Houston General Hospital ()
Date: January 04, 2014 01:13PM

Barbara Bush Wrote:
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> I do not have wrinkles.


I thought you recently died?

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Re: Women with the shortest shelf life?
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: January 04, 2014 01:26PM

Oh great, here come the horde of FU's intellectuals...

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Re: Women with the shortest shelf life?
Posted by: Barbara Bush ()
Date: January 04, 2014 01:28PM

I've got pneumonia from taking down all the Christmas lights on the outside of our 5 homes.

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Re: Women with the shortest shelf life?
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: January 04, 2014 01:31PM

George HW looks like some sort of monster these days. Fuckin' scumbag.

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Re: Women with the shortest shelf life?
Posted by: Joy ()
Date: January 04, 2014 01:39PM

Rockhound Wrote:
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> George HW looks like some sort of monster these
> days. Fuckin' scumbag.


those liver spots are hideous

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Re: Women with the shortest shelf life?
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: January 04, 2014 02:19PM

If the women are stupid enough to smoke, they wrinkle faster.

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