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OMFG The Italiano burger at olive garden!!
Posted by: eater of things ()
Date: January 04, 2014 10:49AM

Better than sex! God damn it is good ,,, real good.



The Italiano Burger
Crispy Italian prosciutto, fresh mozzarella cheese, arugula and marinated tomatoes with a garlic aioli spread. With parmesan garlic fries.

$9.99

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Re: OMFG The Italiano burger at olive garden!!
Posted by: looks like.............. ()
Date: January 04, 2014 03:18PM

......80 grams of fat.

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Re: OMFG The Italiano burger at olive garden!!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 04, 2014 03:36PM

I like Olive Garden salad. The dressing is soooooo good.

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Re: OMFG The Italiano burger at olive garden!!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 04, 2014 03:37PM

.....and the bread sticks. I don't eat the bread, I just like licking and sucking off the salt and garlic.

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Re: OMFG The Italiano burger at olive garden!!
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: January 04, 2014 03:38PM

eesh Wrote:
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> .....and the bread sticks. I don't eat the bread,
> I just like licking and sucking off the salt and
> garlic.


You sit there an suck on the breadsticks, moving them in and out of your mouth while stroking the shaft?

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Re: OMFG The Italiano burger at olive garden!!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 04, 2014 03:40PM

Yeah, it's what I do when I'm at Cracker Barrel and I buy those huge lollipops.

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Re: OMFG The Italiano burger at olive garden!!
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: January 04, 2014 03:41PM

Do you sit outside next to the door to finish it off, or go at it in your car?

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Re: OMFG The Italiano burger at olive garden!!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 04, 2014 03:41PM

I finish off right at the table.

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Re: OMFG The Italiano burger at olive garden!!
Posted by: lulzzzz ()
Date: January 04, 2014 03:41PM

eesh Wrote:
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> .....and the bread sticks. I don't eat the bread,
> I just like licking and sucking off the salt and
> garlic.


I do that with cooler ranch doritos. I just like the seasoning off and throw the chip away.

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Re: OMFG The Italiano burger at olive garden!!
Posted by: logic ()
Date: January 04, 2014 03:41PM

I had no idea people actually still eat at Olive Garden...

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Re: OMFG The Italiano burger at olive garden!!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 04, 2014 03:45PM

logic Wrote:
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> I had no idea people actually still eat at Olive
> Garden...



It'll be the next restaurant to tank after Red Lobster.

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Re: OMFG The Italiano burger at olive garden!!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 04, 2014 03:47PM

Pretzel sticks are also good for licking off the salt and throwing away the bread.


Candy canes.....spicy cheetos, fritos, all good for sucking and licking off.

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Re: OMFG The Italiano burger at olive garden!!
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: January 04, 2014 04:14PM

Do you suck on fries too? What don't you suck on?

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Re: OMFG The Italiano burger at olive garden!!
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: January 04, 2014 04:17PM

I do that with almonds. I suck on them and peel off the skin before I eat them.

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Re: OMFG The Italiano burger at olive garden!!
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: January 04, 2014 06:20PM

Eesh, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

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Re: OMFG The Italiano burger at olive garden!!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 05, 2014 12:16AM

Does anyone just suck the filling out of an eclair? Sometimes I do that, the pastry can be so dry....

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Re: OMFG The Italiano burger at olive garden!!
Posted by: ReallyNotReally ()
Date: January 05, 2014 12:49AM

logic Wrote:
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> I had no idea people actually still eat at Olive
> Garden...

Oh, really, you didn't? Like you don't see the commercials. The fuck kind of statement is this? Explain yourself.

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Re: OMFG The Italiano burger at olive garden!!
Posted by: fatt asss ()
Date: January 05, 2014 09:40AM

logic Wrote:
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> I had no idea people actually still eat at Olive
> Garden...


On the weekends the place is packed. Get there after 4:30 and you have to wait for a table.

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