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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Fairfax County Cat Tax
Posted by:
meow
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Date: December 27, 2013 10:57AM
I propose a Fairfax County Cat Tax.
For each cat a resident owns they owe 5% of their income to the county. If it is a black cat they owe 8%.
For each cat a resident owns they owe 5% of their income to the county. If it is a black cat they owe 8%.
Re: Fairfax County Cat Tax
Posted by:
Black cat
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Date: December 27, 2013 10:58AM
Black cats should have theri own litter boxes as well.
Re: Fairfax County Cat Tax
Posted by:
Crazy Cat Lady
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Date: December 27, 2013 10:59AM
How am I supposed to pay 560% of my income to the county?
Re: Fairfax County Cat Tax
Posted by:
Feliner
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Date: December 27, 2013 11:11AM
Crazy Cat Lady Wrote:
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> How am I supposed to pay 560% of my income to the
> county?
The Freedom & Liberty-hating Communists never thought of that.
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> How am I supposed to pay 560% of my income to the
> county?
The Freedom & Liberty-hating Communists never thought of that.
Re: Fairfax County Cat Tax
Posted by:
Curmudgeon
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Date: December 27, 2013 11:12AM
i vote for a dog tax. dog owners are all jerks.
Re: Fairfax County Cat Tax
Posted by:
Lazarus Mumble
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Date: December 27, 2013 11:42AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/12/2022 12:02AM by Lazarus Mumble.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/12/2022 12:02AM by Lazarus Mumble.
Re: Fairfax County Cat Tax
Posted by:
Homer J Simpson
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Date: December 27, 2013 11:46AM
Let the bears pay the bear tax.
Re: Fairfax County Cat Tax
Posted by:
Liberal tax
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Date: December 27, 2013 11:52AM
I propose liberals pay all taxes. Since they are anti Constitution, pro government. Thomas Jefferson warned us about libs so fuck them all!
Re: Fairfax County Cat Tax
Posted by:
fag tax
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Date: December 27, 2013 11:56AM
Liberal tax Wrote:
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> I propose liberals pay all taxes. Since they are
> anti Constitution, pro government. Thomas
> Jefferson warned us about libs so fuck them all!
I propose that you pay a fag tax because you are a colossal faggot
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> I propose liberals pay all taxes. Since they are
> anti Constitution, pro government. Thomas
> Jefferson warned us about libs so fuck them all!
I propose that you pay a fag tax because you are a colossal faggot
Re: Fairfax County Cat Tax
Posted by:
Moron Alert
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Date: December 27, 2013 12:00PM
Liberal tax Wrote:
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> I propose liberals pay all taxes. Since they are
> anti Constitution, pro government. Thomas
> Jefferson warned us about libs so fuck them all!
The fact that you could type "anti Constitution, pro government" with a straight face (not to mention imply that Jefferson was a conservative) makes you look incredibly dumb.
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> I propose liberals pay all taxes. Since they are
> anti Constitution, pro government. Thomas
> Jefferson warned us about libs so fuck them all!
The fact that you could type "anti Constitution, pro government" with a straight face (not to mention imply that Jefferson was a conservative) makes you look incredibly dumb.
Re: Fairfax County Cat Tax
Posted by:
nova training center
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Date: December 27, 2013 12:05PM
I propose a .10 cents per internet post tax. I figure gerrymanderer will owe the county enough to hire a few more teachers in no time at all.
Re: Fairfax County Cat Tax
Posted by:
a useful tax…
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Date: December 27, 2013 12:08PM
Since the school board proclaimed that "all residents benefit from turf fields" how about a turf use tax?
Are you listening, Patty Reed, Tammy Kaufax, and Ryan McElveen?
Are you listening, Patty Reed, Tammy Kaufax, and Ryan McElveen?
Re: Fairfax County Cat Tax
Posted by:
Assholes Are Everywhere
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Date: December 27, 2013 02:21PM
Liberal tax Wrote:
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> I propose liberals pay all taxes. Since they are
> anti Constitution, pro government. Thomas
> Jefferson warned us about libs so fuck them all!
It's the Stupid Tax that you asshole libertarian dickbrained mouth-breathers need to watch out for. Fans of the Bizarro Constitution of course automatically fall into that category. Stupid fucktard.
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> I propose liberals pay all taxes. Since they are
> anti Constitution, pro government. Thomas
> Jefferson warned us about libs so fuck them all!
It's the Stupid Tax that you asshole libertarian dickbrained mouth-breathers need to watch out for. Fans of the Bizarro Constitution of course automatically fall into that category. Stupid fucktard.
Re: Fairfax County Cat Tax
Posted by:
Liberal Tax
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Date: December 27, 2013 03:02PM
Moron Alert Wrote:
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> Liberal tax Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I propose liberals pay all taxes. Since they
> are
> > anti Constitution, pro government. Thomas
> > Jefferson warned us about libs so fuck them
> all!
>
> The fact that you could type "anti Constitution,
> pro government" with a straight face (not to
> mention imply that Jefferson was a conservative)
> makes you look incredibly dumb.
Uh, what? Thomas Jefferson is the definition of conservative. The Constitution is a conservative document. What fucking planet are you from? EVERYTHING Thomas Jefferson wrote about and put in the Constitution are protections against LIBERALISM. Massive government, taxes, tyranny and everything else that led to the separation of the liberal controlled England. You are a complete tool. Which is not suprising seeing how you are a liberal. Liberals hate the US Constitution and the fellows that penned it such as Jefferson. He fought liberals tooth and nail and won. He would be ashamed that Americans haven't taken up arms against the liberal, fascist administration that we have in power now. Afterall, he gave us that right.
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> Liberal tax Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I propose liberals pay all taxes. Since they
> are
> > anti Constitution, pro government. Thomas
> > Jefferson warned us about libs so fuck them
> all!
>
> The fact that you could type "anti Constitution,
> pro government" with a straight face (not to
> mention imply that Jefferson was a conservative)
> makes you look incredibly dumb.
Uh, what? Thomas Jefferson is the definition of conservative. The Constitution is a conservative document. What fucking planet are you from? EVERYTHING Thomas Jefferson wrote about and put in the Constitution are protections against LIBERALISM. Massive government, taxes, tyranny and everything else that led to the separation of the liberal controlled England. You are a complete tool. Which is not suprising seeing how you are a liberal. Liberals hate the US Constitution and the fellows that penned it such as Jefferson. He fought liberals tooth and nail and won. He would be ashamed that Americans haven't taken up arms against the liberal, fascist administration that we have in power now. Afterall, he gave us that right.
Posted by:
chuckhoffmann
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Date: December 27, 2013 03:11PM
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/14/2014 05:00PM by chuckhoffmann.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/14/2014 05:00PM by chuckhoffmann.
Re: Fairfax County Cat Tax
Posted by:
fag tax
()
Date: December 27, 2013 03:13PM
Liberal Tax Wrote:
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> Uh, what? Thomas Jefferson is the definition of
> conservative. The Constitution is a conservative
> document. What fucking planet are you from?
> EVERYTHING Thomas Jefferson wrote about and put in
> the Constitution are protections against
> LIBERALISM. Massive government, taxes, tyranny and
> everything else that led to the separation of the
> liberal controlled England. You are a complete
> tool. Which is not suprising seeing how you are a
> liberal. Liberals hate the US Constitution and the
> fellows that penned it such as Jefferson. He
> fought liberals tooth and nail and won. He would
> be ashamed that Americans haven't taken up arms
> against the liberal, fascist administration that
> we have in power now. Afterall, he gave us that
> right.
shut the fuck up and pay the tax, you complete and absolute faggot
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> Uh, what? Thomas Jefferson is the definition of
> conservative. The Constitution is a conservative
> document. What fucking planet are you from?
> EVERYTHING Thomas Jefferson wrote about and put in
> the Constitution are protections against
> LIBERALISM. Massive government, taxes, tyranny and
> everything else that led to the separation of the
> liberal controlled England. You are a complete
> tool. Which is not suprising seeing how you are a
> liberal. Liberals hate the US Constitution and the
> fellows that penned it such as Jefferson. He
> fought liberals tooth and nail and won. He would
> be ashamed that Americans haven't taken up arms
> against the liberal, fascist administration that
> we have in power now. Afterall, he gave us that
> right.
shut the fuck up and pay the tax, you complete and absolute faggot
Re: Fairfax County Cat Tax
Posted by:
Lazarus Mumble
()
Date: December 27, 2013 03:14PM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/12/2022 12:02AM by Lazarus Mumble.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/12/2022 12:02AM by Lazarus Mumble.
Re: Fairfax County Cat Tax
Posted by:
XeJUV
()
Date: December 27, 2013 03:19PM
My black cat (Rascal) has no tail. Am I exempt?
Re: Fairfax County Cat Tax
Posted by:
Liberal Logic 35
()
Date: December 27, 2013 05:30PM
Moron Alert Wrote:
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>
> The fact that you could type "anti Constitution,
> pro government" with a straight face (not to
> mention imply that Jefferson was a conservative)
> makes you look incredibly dumb.
The Jefferson situation aside, its actually you looks incredibly dumb not him. The government and the Constitution are not the same thing. You can in fact be against the Constitution feeling that it puts too many restraints on your beloved government making you pro governemt anti-Constitution.
Might want to go retake civics class.
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>
> The fact that you could type "anti Constitution,
> pro government" with a straight face (not to
> mention imply that Jefferson was a conservative)
> makes you look incredibly dumb.
The Jefferson situation aside, its actually you looks incredibly dumb not him. The government and the Constitution are not the same thing. You can in fact be against the Constitution feeling that it puts too many restraints on your beloved government making you pro governemt anti-Constitution.
Might want to go retake civics class.
Re: Fairfax County Cat Tax
Posted by:
Lvc3k
()
Date: December 27, 2013 05:58PM
I propose an air tax. The county can't keep providing air for free you know.
Re: Fairfax County Cat Tax
Posted by:
Curmudgeon
()
Date: December 30, 2013 10:13AM
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Thomas Jefferson didn't write the Constitution. He
> wasn't even at the Constitutional Convention. He
> was the American Minister to France at the time.
game over.
Re: Fairfax County Cat Tax
Posted by:
So ashamed.
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Date: December 30, 2013 10:37AM
About the only thing stupider than reading this piffle is responding to it. I so don't respect myself. I need a shower.