I was a victim of the knockout game
Posted by:
Terrified in Arlington
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Date: November 24, 2013 07:48PM
Hey ffxu, you guys are not going to believe this, but I was the victim of polar bear hunting earlier today in Arlington. I was walking to the five guys for a subpar burger and fries, minding my own business when three black guys that were hanging out a bench got up and began to follow me. The leader or "capo" had two other goons with him, who both appeared to be of African decent as well.
I noticed them almost immediately, but as I am an upstanding member of society, I didn't really react to their presence. I think this was my mistake. Their leader, this 6'4 dreadlocked Jamaican thug, called out, "hey white boi you ready to get yo privilege checked?"
I turned around to tell them that racism is an antiquated idea and that we as a unified people have progressed past such pettiness.
All I got out was "rac" before the uppercut landed.
I saw stars instantly. I could taste the blood in my mouth, and I spit out a piece of my tooth in rage. "So you want an easy mark huh, n@ggers?" said me as I took out my blades. "come and get it!"
The first goon charged me, I was able to sidestep him, cutting his femoral artery as I retreated. He crumpled to the ground outside of the five guys. I think probably he was fine though.
The two gang members looked at each other. They had never seen one of their brothers dispatched with such skill before now. They dropped their weapons and ran. several onlookers cheered me on, and I had sex with an employee in five guys after the incident occurred.
And a lot of you motherfuckers will just say, oh this is a troll thread, there's no way any of this happened. Well ill tell you what. Go to the Five Guys in Arlington. Ask them nigga. Ask them what happened on 11/24/13, when a proud white champion stood his ground against the dregs of society. Ask them about the battle that unfolded. Ask them about the our victory.