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Gifts for FFXU Posters
Posted by: Santa ()
Date: December 08, 2013 11:08PM

What are some good gift ideas for FFXU posters? What would Vexxxed, ferfux, chuckhoffmann, Alias, all like for Christmas?

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Re: Gifts for FFXU Posters
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: December 08, 2013 11:25PM

I'm getting Eesh this inflatable Alien Egg.
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Re: Gifts for FFXU Posters
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: December 08, 2013 11:29PM

I'm getting Winger this stylish T
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Re: Gifts for FFXU Posters
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: December 08, 2013 11:31PM

This beautiful Harp is for Tomahawk to rock out on
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Re: Gifts for FFXU Posters
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: December 08, 2013 11:33PM

This classic film is my gift to Bloody Blisters
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Re: Gifts for FFXU Posters
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: December 08, 2013 11:36PM

For Geneveive, this hip new shirt.
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Re: Gifts for FFXU Posters
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: December 08, 2013 11:37PM

And for Alias,
Well, she's been asking me for these for a long time.
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Re: Gifts for FFXU Posters
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: December 08, 2013 11:49PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> This beautiful Harp is for Tomahawk to rock out on


I'm actually more into cellos:


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Re: Gifts for FFXU Posters
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: December 08, 2013 11:51PM

I had to go to a used CD store, but I found this musical masterpiece for Meeper
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Re: Gifts for FFXU Posters
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: December 08, 2013 11:58PM

I got Numbers tickets to see this amazing Deep Purple cover band: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqWUjwtXasA

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Re: Gifts for FFXU Posters
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 09, 2013 12:08AM

Numbers Wrote:
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> And for Alias,
> Well, she's been asking me for these for a long
> time.


I have no idea what to give a guy who hates everyone but himself.

Maybe a mirror?

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Re: Gifts for FFXU Posters
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 09, 2013 12:08AM

Someone buy me land in southwest Virginia. I want to have my own isolated place where no one can hear screams.

http://www.landwatch.com/Tazewell-County-Virginia-Land-for-sale/pid/289010952

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Re: Gifts for FFXU Posters
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: December 09, 2013 12:10AM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> I got Numbers tickets to see this amazing Deep
> Purple cover band:
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqWUjwtXasA


Ha! The funny thing is, those guys probably got laid that night.
It made me think back to all the times me and my friends played that song when I was a kid. But never, even in my most stoned, tripping or drunken state did we ever fuck it up that bad.

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Re: Gifts for FFXU Posters
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: December 09, 2013 12:16AM

Eesh, I can't afford the land you want, but here is a donation.
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Re: Gifts for FFXU Posters
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 09, 2013 01:30AM

Santa Wrote:
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> What are some good gift ideas for FFXU posters?
> What would Vexxxed, ferfux, chuckhoffmann, Alias,
> all like for Christmas?

I want a time machine.

And, I want to sleep in a lighthouse off the coast of Maine.

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Re: Gifts for FFXU Posters
Posted by: oldtranny. ()
Date: December 09, 2013 01:32AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Santa Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What are some good gift ideas for FFXU posters?
> > What would Vexxxed, ferfux, chuckhoffmann,
> Alias,
> > all like for Christmas?
>
> I want a time machine.
>
> And, I want to sleep in a lighthouse off the coast
> of Maine.



argggg a time machine is perfect for you- warp away!

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Re: Gifts for FFXU Posters
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 09, 2013 01:40AM

oldtranny. Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Santa Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What are some good gift ideas for FFXU
> posters?
> > > What would Vexxxed, ferfux, chuckhoffmann,
> > Alias,
> > > all like for Christmas?
> >
> > I want a time machine.
> >
> > And, I want to sleep in a lighthouse off the
> coast
> > of Maine.
>
>
>
> argggg a time machine is perfect for you- warp
> away!

I'd love to.

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Re: Gifts for FFXU Posters
Posted by: oldtranny. ()
Date: December 09, 2013 01:43AM

away you go, to a time when you still had a penis, silly reuplikant

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Re: Gifts for FFXU Posters
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 09, 2013 01:46AM

oldtranny. Wrote:
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> away you go, to a time when you still had a penis,
> silly reuplikant

why do demadummies fear the penis?

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Re: Gifts for FFXU Posters
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: December 09, 2013 08:07AM

Numbers Wrote:
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> I had to go to a used CD store, but I found this
> musical masterpiece for Meeper


I heard these guys are opening for Arcade Fire on the 2014 Reflektor tour.

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Re: Gifts for FFXU Posters
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 09, 2013 10:49AM

Numbers Wrote:
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> This classic film is my gift to Bloody Blisters


you always know how to flatter me.

strangely enough, my favorite quote from the exorcist was "let jesus fuck you"

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Re: Gifts for FFXU Posters
Posted by: ham & eggs ()
Date: December 09, 2013 11:22AM

For christmas i'd like to give Alias a nice big cup of STFU.

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Re: Gifts for FFXU Posters
Posted by: hk6Cx ()
Date: December 09, 2013 02:31PM

Someone could give lizze (Monique) her pride, self-worth and sanity back.

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Re: Gifts for FFXU Posters
Posted by: piss drunk ()
Date: December 09, 2013 02:54PM

ham & eggs Wrote:
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> For christmas i'd like to give Alias a nice big
> cup of STFU.


Put a big shot of whiskey in it. She loves to drink.

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Re: Gifts for FFXU Posters
Posted by: bob the builder ()
Date: December 10, 2013 09:56AM

hk6Cx Wrote:
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> Someone could give lizze (Monique) her pride,
> self-worth and sanity back.


her fiance did that

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