I like to take a 15-20 minute nap in the bathroom stall at work, it would be kind of hard with the second posture..

Just use a think phone book to lift up your legs, I can see the other way causing a serious mess if you have to take an explosive shit.

One time I fell asleep on the toilet before I had a chance to wipe. When I woke up, my rear was all hard and crusty.

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> One time I fell asleep on the toilet before I had
> a chance to wipe. When I woke up, my rear was all
> hard and crusty.

TMI!!!

What the fuck is up with the picture? Yes I'm going to put my bare feet or even my shoes on some public bathroom stall

Lol... In the picture where he's on top of the toilet, it looks like he's squatting on some kind of blue toilet platform. I wonder if that's some kind of invention for more natural shitting.

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Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Lol... In the picture where he's on top of the
> toilet, it looks like he's squatting on some kind
> of blue toilet platform. I wonder if that's some
> kind of invention for more natural shitting.

It is. It's called a squatting platform

Here's a model looking much too happy pretending to use one called the Lillipad.
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One time when I was severely constipated, I tried using this squatting technique and surprisingly so, it did work better. It's how people "way back when" took shits and stuff.

Having been overseas and having seen the squatty type toilets -- they are absolutely disgusting. People simply don't have good aim and far too often they spray shit and piss in unexpected places. Use a real toilet.

I know a guy who was out hunting - fly in trip that involved lot's of hiking - so he packed minimal clothing. He had to take a shit and dropped his pants and squatted. When it came time to pull his pants up he discovered he shit in his pants -- his only pair of pants that he had packed. Pretty shitty situation.

I also know of far too many women who are afraid to put their asses on a public toilet seat and try a hover maneuver and then spray piss all over the seat. Ladies, if you're going to squat and piss, do it like a guy and lift the seat.

I don't mean as far as aim, as far as getting the pooh to flow out without a problem, it works very well.

i cannot waaaaaaaaaaiiiitttt for these infomercials



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how do the three seashells work tho ?

Someone was using the squat method here.
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yer shirts on backwards and inside-out there bucko. Oh, and btw, nice teabag.

>I like to take a 15-20 minute nap in the bathroom stall at work, it would be kind of hard with the second posture..

When I worked for IBM we came up with the phrase 'read until your legs fall asleep' from taking books into the crapper. Takes about 30 minutes and you start to get numb.

The squatting method is supposed to work better, I've heard a few foreigners raving about it as well as some Earth crunchers.


I am reluctant to try though. I could see putting too much weight on the pot and cracking the wax seal or mounting and if you had a dump that was a little violent or irregular- you've got a nasty cleanup coming.

Friend of mine who takes his shitting seriously is about half convinced that a recliner toilet would be a huge seller. I don't mean a full-on barcalounger so much as a seat that'd permit one to lie back a bit. I think he's going less for ballistic advantage than comfort, but I do agree that this seems to be a market ripe for innovation. I've seen 2000 year old roman toilets and they look pretty much the same as ours (although they seemed to have enjoyed crapping as a social event).

Tell your friend if he makes this and it includes a cup holder and a moveable arm that can hold a laptop computer, I will throw money at him and buy it at whatever price he asks.

>Tell your friend if he makes this and it includes a cup holder and a moveable arm
>that can hold a laptop computer, I will throw money at him and buy it at whatever
>price he asks

Pretty sure that's exactly the design Dr. Nick has in mind. Clever, that boy is, and I don't get to say that very often.