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Any black sheep in your family?
Posted by: AIias 2 lazy to sign in ()
Date: November 14, 2013 09:44PM

I have a black sheep in my family, a cousin that lives in Orange County.

I won't post her name, but she doesn't do us proud.
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Re: Any black sheep in your family?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: November 14, 2013 09:46PM

The green bin in the PU bed marked "Bathroom"...


Does she poop in that?


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Re: Any black sheep in your family?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: November 14, 2013 09:46PM

Damn you got some fucked up genes. Thats your first cousin?

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Re: Any black sheep in your family?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 15, 2013 07:41AM

She's a white 'Precious'

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Re: Any black sheep in your family?
Posted by: Hopeful ()
Date: November 15, 2013 07:50AM

The last crop of black sheep in my family are all dead. Unfortunately most reproduced prior to checking out. We're trying to be optimistic for that new generation, but genetics are such a crap shoot.

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Re: Any black sheep in your family?
Posted by: Atom ()
Date: November 15, 2013 08:18AM

Bad genes are a crap shoot

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Re: Any black sheep in your family?
Posted by: badgenepool ()
Date: November 15, 2013 08:20AM

Oh bloody hell thats not bad genes!

Thats the mother of all Klingons!

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Re: Any black sheep in your family?
Posted by: Sasquatch ()
Date: November 16, 2013 07:25AM

Very tough Sasquatch

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Re: Any black sheep in your family?
Posted by: On The Bright Side ()
Date: November 16, 2013 08:47AM

For a mutant, she has pretty eyes.

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Re: Any black sheep in your family?
Posted by: Potomac Mac ()
Date: November 16, 2013 09:02AM

A sibling who steals from my mom and drinks to excess. Paired with her equally drunken thieving spouse. A matched set.

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Re: Any black sheep in your family?
Posted by: U no her ()
Date: November 17, 2013 08:12PM

The black sheep in my family isn't ugly. She's just a complete embarasment to the family. There's no excuse for her either. She's smart, she's pretty, we have money, our parents don't fight in front of us, and the rest of us turned out well. People keep asking "What happened?" and idk what to tell them.

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Re: Any black sheep in your family?
Posted by: Old lady. ()
Date: November 17, 2013 10:30PM

There is one repuklican in our family but he keeps his sorry ass ideas to himself after fact checking his pathetic butt a few times. Hopefully he comes around before we shun him for good.

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Re: Any black sheep in your family?
Posted by: YES - My Younger Sister ()
Date: November 17, 2013 11:14PM

My sister is 3 years younger than I am. When she was in her mid-30s, she had to have her teeth "nubs" pulled out and then had to go over to dentures. The issue? Just a bit of a meth addiction as well as drinking about 5 sodas (non-diet) a day and not brushing her teeth too well, did her in.

Her personality? Bi-polar disorder. Husbands? Two of them. The last one was a guy who solicited an under-age girl on the 'Net for sex and it turned out to be a cop. A few years in the poke, and he was all reformed.

Please note - all that I've said is 100% true. My family was the shit ... literally.

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Re: Any black sheep in your family?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 17, 2013 11:32PM

eesh sleeps with black sheep.

Say that 10 times fast.

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