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all you can eat buffet
Posted by: dixie bones ()
Date: November 13, 2013 11:58PM

How many of you lardfarts go to Dixie bones on Sundays and abso-fuckin-lootly demolish that buffet? I have for years.

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Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 14, 2013 07:07AM

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Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: November 14, 2013 09:18AM

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Re: all you can eat buffet
Posted by: GPGHX ()
Date: November 14, 2013 09:36AM

dixie bones Wrote:
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> How many of you lardfarts go to Dixie bones on
> Sundays and abso-fuckin-lootly demolish that
> buffet? I have for years.

The buffet isn't the only thing I demolish. You'll need a whole bunch of candles and glade plug-ins to even start to cover up the havoc I wreak three hours after I'm done at the buffet!

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Re: all you can eat buffet
Posted by: Here's a tip () o ()
Date: November 14, 2013 11:59AM

I take pre-buffet dump and do not wash my hands. Enjoy!!!

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Re: all you can eat buffet
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 14, 2013 12:17PM

Here's a tip () o Wrote:
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> I take pre-buffet dump and do not wash my hands.
> Enjoy!!!

Even though this may have been said in jest, it pretty much sums up the reality of the situation.

Dozens of sweating fattys, coughing and sneezing, leaving persperation and the little, mostly unseen bits of spittle in all the trays, besides touching everything with their feces caked fingertips.

Of course this does not phase the greedy hoards of disgusting overeating swine determined to get maximum calories for the pre-set price.

At least pigs are fattened up for slaughter. The slobs at buffets are merely fattening themselves up for the next buffet, so hopefully they'll be able to cram even more contaminated food down their filthy gullets.

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Re: all you can eat buffet
Posted by: 498 ()
Date: November 14, 2013 10:32PM

I usually go to the buffet at hooters
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Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: November 14, 2013 10:37PM

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Re: all you can eat buffet
Posted by: Sasquatch coral ()
Date: November 16, 2013 11:54AM

Sasquatch Coral Buffett

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