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Where can I buy a used flyswatter
Posted by: raz ()
Date: November 30, 2008 06:02PM

I have been all around Fairfax and I have been looking for a flyswatter but not too used and also a good place where I can take a dump too.

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Re: Where can I buy a used flyswatter
Posted by: raz ()
Date: November 30, 2008 06:04PM

I need a good place to find a good wholesome girl. I'm sick of poo-butts and hoodrats being that I'm a professional. I know I'm gonna get a lot of witty comments about this.

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Re: Where can I buy a used flyswatter
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: November 30, 2008 06:31PM

raz Wrote:
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> I have been all around Fairfax and I have been
> looking for a flyswatter but not too used and also
> a good place where I can take a dump too.


The Salvation Army store on LRT at the Alex/Annanadale border next to Jerry's Ford had a good collection of used knick knacks and such - and you are helping out a worthy cause - DRUNKS!

They do have a clean latrine there, but not as nice as some of the better hotels in the area.

And as far as a good wholesome girl (who has a college education, never been married, and drinks like a fish) check the party schedule for the Madisons at www.madisondc.info. At the door - just tell them you are a friend of Pepper.

Haven't some of these been covered before?

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Re: Where can I buy a used flyswatter
Posted by: raz ()
Date: November 30, 2008 06:35PM

You would not be my friend who said to ask again? Pepper spray wasn't funny

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Re: Where can I buy a used flyswatter
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: November 30, 2008 06:37PM

Best way to kill flies is to spray then with some household cleaner. It's easy to do and they will just drop and you can stomp them.

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Re: Where can I buy a used flyswatter
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: November 30, 2008 06:51PM

Why do you have flies in the middle of winter? Are you sure this isn't some weird sexual thing?

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Re: Where can I buy a used flyswatter
Posted by: SRE ()
Date: November 30, 2008 08:07PM

check with Spunky2

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Re: Where can I buy a used flyswatter
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: November 30, 2008 08:17PM

Stinkfist Wrote:
>> Best way to kill flies is to spray then with some household cleaner.


When I was in college, me and my roommates would shoot them with rubber bands. You can sneak pretty close to them after they land, and get a good clean shot at them. This was the same summer we got the bright idea to brew our own pineapple beer in a big pot we kept on top of our fridge- it ended up being a fly breeding ground.

By the end of the summer, there were fly marks all over our ceiling, it was really gross.

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Re: Where can I buy a used flyswatter
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: November 30, 2008 08:41PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Stinkfist Wrote:
> >> Best way to kill flies is to spray then with
> some household cleaner.
>
>
> When I was in college, me and my roommates would
> shoot them with rubber bands. You can sneak
> pretty close to them after they land, and get a
> good clean shot at them. This was the same summer
> we got the bright idea to brew our own pineapple
> beer in a big pot we kept on top of our fridge- it
> ended up being a fly breeding ground.
>
> By the end of the summer, there were fly marks all
> over our ceiling, it was really gross.

LOL. We have a hole in our dry wall from when my roommate threw a can of spaghettio's at a fly.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/30/2008 08:42PM by Stinkfist.

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Re: Where can I buy a used flyswatter
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 01, 2008 04:04AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/17/2012 12:43PM by Alias.

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