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Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: Perv ()
Date: March 18, 2011 06:04PM

Sometimes I'm rubbing one out and it kind of ruins my concentration if my dog is looking at me kind of funny. How do you handle this situation?

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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: arnold palmher ()
Date: March 18, 2011 06:19PM

ask dr teri

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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 18, 2011 06:46PM

no problem

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 18, 2011 06:48PM

I knew a girl that rubbed Alpo on her groin and let her dog lick it off.



No, she wasn't hot.

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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: March 18, 2011 07:18PM

No, but I've had sex in front of my cat.

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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: March 18, 2011 07:20PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> No, but I've had sex in front of my cat.


How do you feel about that?

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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: March 18, 2011 07:26PM

Conie Wrote:
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> > No, but I've had sex in front of my cat.
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> How do you feel about that?


More importantly, how does the cat feel?

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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: March 18, 2011 07:29PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
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> > WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > > No, but I've had sex in front of my cat.
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> > How do you feel about that?
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> More importantly, how does the cat feel?


I know

wouldn't you love to know what goes on inside a pets
mind?
That would be a great SNL skit. A pet watching a couple having
sex..or a guy wanking (eww) off.

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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 18, 2011 07:30PM

Conie, do you whack off in front of your pets?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: March 18, 2011 07:32PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Conie, do you whack off in front of your pets?


I don't think it's called "whacking off" when a woman pleasures herself.
But, anyway...No

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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: March 18, 2011 07:36PM

OMG
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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 18, 2011 07:39PM

I bet Conie looks nasty when she is naked, like one of those sphynx cats.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/18/2011 07:40PM by eesh.

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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: March 18, 2011 07:44PM

eesh Wrote:
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> I bet Conie looks nasty when she is naked, like
> one of those sphynx cats.


shit eesh. i spilled my wine all over my keyboard just now!

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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: March 18, 2011 08:24PM

Awkward.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: Ryno78 ()
Date: March 18, 2011 09:15PM

C'mon you guys we all know this thread is useless without pics. Let's see the sphynx

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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: mcsmack ()
Date: March 18, 2011 09:21PM

Perv Wrote:
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> Sometimes I'm rubbing one out and it kind of ruins
> my concentration if my dog is looking at me kind
> of funny. How do you handle this situation?

No but I've caught Sasquatch window peeping on my wife and I several times.

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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: March 18, 2011 09:24PM

Ryno78 Wrote:
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> C'mon you guys we all know this thread is useless
> without pics. Let's see the sphynx

conie & her cat in 1960
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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: Ryno78 ()
Date: March 18, 2011 09:38PM

Ahh now this thread is useful!
thanx 6X

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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 18, 2011 11:49PM

Ryno78 Wrote:
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> C'mon you guys we all know this thread is useless
> without pics. Let's see the sphynx
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sphynx-cat-3.jpg

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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: Ryno78 ()
Date: March 18, 2011 11:52PM

Now that's a pussy!

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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 18, 2011 11:55PM

Ryno78 Wrote:
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> Now that's a pussy!
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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: Shadow ()
Date: March 19, 2011 09:13AM

That is one creepy looking animal. Demonish

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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: March 19, 2011 10:07AM

My faithful dog, upon realizing I was engaging in auto erocotism, offered me a paw job.

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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: Timmy Two Toes ()
Date: October 25, 2012 05:35PM

I dated a girl once whose cat while I we were screwing came up from behind and stuck its head all up in my balls. Talk about shock, moment ruined, then lots of laughter and the cat being kicked out of the room with the door them closed, lol.

Got even better though, after we were no longer a couple, we still strayed friendly and I actually became friends another guy she was dating later on...damn cat did it to him too.

Cat was a male too...lol.

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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: Rock Fredulca ()
Date: October 25, 2012 05:36PM

your grammar is elite

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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: Timmy Two Toes ()
Date: October 25, 2012 05:36PM

shut up mom

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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: October 25, 2012 05:45PM

While I was doing an old girl friend, her dog jumped on the bed and left a wet spot.

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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: the grammar police ()
Date: October 25, 2012 06:00PM

Conie seems like a high class broad.

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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 25, 2012 06:02PM

the grammar police Wrote:
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> Conie seems like a high class broad.




She was.

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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: yessssss ()
Date: October 25, 2012 09:15PM

I let the dog clean me up.

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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: October 26, 2012 12:37PM

yessssss Wrote:
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> I let the dog clean me up.
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Re: Do you whack off in front of your dog?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: October 26, 2012 12:38PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> > I let the dog clean me up.
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