I will start and I have two:

1. The pump room at a pool in Franklin Farms. It was like 90 degress, I was 17, there were a million people there, but this young lady and I decided to make it a REAL pump room. After the first time we did it there a lot... the staff knew but nobody else ever caught us.

2. The stairwell at the the Hyatt Reston Town Center.. had anyone come down we woulda been busted big time, but nobody came...except for me, of course

In the butt hutt with Eli.

In a van!!...Down by the river!!

Since I get the feeling a lot of you don't have much experience, the word "laid" is a slang term for sex. Here is an explanation of sex:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTMlZSKEu-Y

4 Nick 9 Wrote:
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> Since I get the feeling a lot of you don't have
> much experience, the word "laid" is a slang term
> for sex. Here is an explanation of sex:
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTMlZSKEu-Y


Ya have to sign in or sign up....too much trouble.
We have places to go..people to hook up with.
We don't have time to "sign in".

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>
> 2. The stairwell at the the Hyatt Reston Town
> Center.. had anyone come down we woulda been
> busted big time, but nobody came...except for me,
> of course


I knew a guy who dated a chick who would only have sex in public places where they might get caught. The guy ended up getting conditioned to it to the point that when he got married to a different gal later on, he had to have sex in a public place or he couldn't climax. He had to undergo therapy for it.

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WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> 4 Nick 8 Wrote:
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>
> >
> > 2. The stairwell at the the Hyatt Reston Town
> > Center.. had anyone come down we woulda been
> > busted big time, but nobody came...except for
> me,
> > of course
>
>
> I knew a guy who dated a chick who would only have
> sex in public places where they might get caught.
> The guy ended up getting conditioned to it to the
> point that when he got married to a different gal
> later on, he had to have sex in a public place or
> he couldn't climax. He had to undergo therapy for
> it.


No, really??

Conie Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > 4 Nick 8 Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> >
> > >
> > > 2. The stairwell at the the Hyatt Reston Town
> > > Center.. had anyone come down we woulda been
> > > busted big time, but nobody came...except for
> > me,
> > > of course
> >
> >
> > I knew a guy who dated a chick who would only
> have
> > sex in public places where they might get
> caught.
> > The guy ended up getting conditioned to it to
> the
> > point that when he got married to a different
> gal
> > later on, he had to have sex in a public place
> or
> > he couldn't climax. He had to undergo therapy
> for
> > it.
>
>
> No, really??


Yep. He eventually got it resolved. I would have to assume he had some sort of underlying OCD issue that manifested itself during that period of his life.

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I did it on Internet Explorer with the Butt Hutt application.

On the kitchen sink.

In a department store dressing room.

In a closet in my office.

On a train.

Get a fucking life eesh! You've

already made several posts under different names

in this thread. Asshole!

I have done it over there

I have done it in a chair

On top of a plate of green ham

I have done it, Sam I am

I did it on google and on facebook wearing goggles.

In my car behind Jaxx in Springfield.

I did it with Konie on Conie's picnic table.

Gonie Wrote:
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> I did it with Konie on Conie's picnic table.




I'm not a lesbian. I will never let another

woman touch me in a sexual manner.

Konie Wrote:
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> Gonie Wrote:
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> > I did it with Konie on Conie's picnic table.
>
>
>
>
> I'm not a lesbian. I will never let another
>
> woman touch me in a sexual manner.

You certainly fooled Conie and me.

Gonie Wrote:
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> > Gonie Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > I did it with Konie on Conie's picnic table.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > I'm not a lesbian. I will never let another
> >
> > woman touch me in a sexual manner.
>
> You certainly fooled Conie and me.



What have you been talking to Conie about

me for? You must think I'm some slut hussy

like Themuse. I need to talk to Cary about this, he's

been so good to me. He's a kind soul.

Konie Wrote:
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> Gonie Wrote:
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> > Konie Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Gonie Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I did it with Konie on Conie's picnic
> table.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > I'm not a lesbian. I will never let another
> > >
> > > woman touch me in a sexual manner.
> >
> > You certainly fooled Conie and me.
>
>
>
> What have you been talking to Conie about
>
> me for? You must think I'm some slut hussy
>
> like Themuse. I need to talk to Cary about this,
> he's
>
> been so good to me. He's a kind soul.


You go talk to Cary. But, if you want him to take you seriously, don't actually talk.

Just show him your tits.

(Conie doesn't have any)

Gonie Wrote:
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> > Gonie Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > Konie Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Gonie Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > I did it with Konie on Conie's picnic
> > table.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > I'm not a lesbian. I will never let another
> > > >
> > > > woman touch me in a sexual manner.
> > >
> > > You certainly fooled Conie and me.
> >
> >
> >
> > What have you been talking to Conie about
> >
> > me for? You must think I'm some slut hussy
> >
> > like Themuse. I need to talk to Cary about
> this,
> > he's
> >
> > been so good to me. He's a kind soul.
>
>
> You go talk to Cary. But, if you want him to take
> you seriously, don't actually talk.
>
> Just show him your tits.
>
> (Conie doesn't have any)




I bet Conie has pretty breasts that are

at least a B cup. I think at her advanced age the way her breasts

sag you can even mistake them for a C

cup. You're just jealous!

Konie Wrote:
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> > Konie Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Gonie Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Konie Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Gonie Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > I did it with Konie on Conie's picnic
> > > table.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm not a lesbian. I will never let
> another
> > > > >
> > > > > woman touch me in a sexual manner.
> > > >
> > > > You certainly fooled Conie and me.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > What have you been talking to Conie about
> > >
> > > me for? You must think I'm some slut hussy
> > >
> > > like Themuse. I need to talk to Cary about
> > this,
> > > he's
> > >
> > > been so good to me. He's a kind soul.
> >
> >
> > You go talk to Cary. But, if you want him to
> take
> > you seriously, don't actually talk.
> >
> > Just show him your tits.
> >
> > (Conie doesn't have any)
>
>
>
>
> I bet Conie has pretty breasts that are
>
> at least a B cup. I think at her advanced age the
> way her breasts
>
> sag you can even mistake them for a C

> cup.

I bet you got that sagging part right.

> You're just jealous!

I don't think so but that's a cute idea.

Why are you hating on Conie's

looks? She can't help her sagging breasts. Just wait


until you go through menopause and see how perky your

chest is. I bet if she got Botox she would look 45 again and

then you won't be laughing then, will you?

Konie Wrote:
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> Why are you hating on Conie's
>
> looks? She can't help her sagging breasts. Just
> wait
>
>
> until you go through menopause and see how perky
> your
>
> chest is. I bet if she got Botox she would look 45
> again and
>
> then you won't be laughing then, will you?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

What were you saying?

You're going to catch a

cold from all that ice in your blood

veins. It's not healthy to be that

cold hearted.

Konie Wrote:
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> You're going to catch a
>
> cold from all that ice in your blood
>
> veins. It's not healthy to be that
>
> cold hearted.


Then maybe you need to warm me up.

But first you'd have to learn how to do that.

Should I send you directions? With diagrams?

Hahahahahaha!

... in the rectum...

Signatures are for fags

so when do you trolls go back to school, eh?

yeefuckinghaw

themuse Wrote:
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> so when do you trolls go back to school, eh?

These kids get too much time off for Christmas. It's ridiculous.

By the way, I don't think we've met. I'm Cleo, the newest poster on board.

Nice to meet you, themuse. May I shake your hand?

In a church baptismal pool at age 16. Our youth group had meetings on thursday nights and one night my girlfriend and I decided to sneek off away from the group to make out. We went through a few doors and stairwells and found entry into the baptism area behind the pulpit. The pool was empty, but nevertheless an arousing thought of just being there. We went from just kissing to let's see how far the missionary can push her feet back to her ears. My life has been a living hell ever since.

Maybe now that I have confessed to a bunch of sociopaths I may finally have some peace about it.

itchy Wrote:
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> In a church baptismal pool at age 16. Our youth
> group had meetings on thursday nights and one
> night my girlfriend and I decided to sneek off
> away from the group to make out. We went through
> a few doors and stairwells and found entry into
> the baptism area behind the pulpit. The pool was
> empty, but nevertheless an arousing thought of
> just being there. We went from just kissing to
> let's see how far the missionary can push her feet
> back to her ears. My life has been a living hell
> ever since.
>
> Maybe now that I have confessed to a bunch of
> sociopaths I may finally have some peace about it.


LOL
you win!

the weirdest place would be piked up this chick comin home from work real hot latina in rockvcorn holed her in the back seat of my .cab

My boyfriend and I were checking out apartments with a lovely realtor. She, unfortunately and dumbly, left us in a room with a lock on the door... We figured we had 10 minutes before the cops showed up.

Tavo