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Robert the Doll
Posted by: Robert ()
Date: May 13, 2012 12:23PM

Courage now, dear friends. We bring you a story that will turn your heart black with fear




Robert the Doll
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_the_Doll

Robert, otherwise known as Robert the Doll, Robert the Haunted Doll or Robert the Enchanted Doll; is a doll that was once owned by Key West painter and author Robert Eugene Otto. The doll is alleged to be possessed by evil spirits and has a terrifying reputation.

The doll, which is allegedly cursed, has become a fixture of ghost tours in the Key West area since it was inducted into the Fort East Martello Museum. Aesthetically, Robert resembles an early 20th century American Naval officer. Contrary to popular belief, however, the doll's hair is not made of human hair, but rather, it consists of a synthetic material resembling wool yarn.[6]

Eugene was given the doll in 1906 by an African servant who, according to legend, was skilled in black magic and voodoo and was displeased with the family. Soon afterward, it became clear that there was something eerie about the doll. Eugene's parents said they often heard him talking to the doll and that the doll appeared to be talking back. Although at first they assumed that Eugene was simply answering himself in a changed voice, they later believed that the doll was actually speaking.

Neighbors claimed to see the doll moving from window to window when the family was out. The Otto family swore that sometimes the doll would emit a terrifying giggle and that they caught glimpses of it running from room to room. In the night Eugene would scream, and when his parents ran to the room, they would find furniture knocked over and Eugene in bed, looking incredibly scared, telling them that "Robert did it!". In addition, guests swore that they saw Robert's expression change before their eyes.

When Eugene died in 1974, the doll was left in the attic until the house was bought again. The new family included a ten-year old girl, who became Robert's new owner. It was not long before the girl began screaming out in the night, claiming that Robert moved about the room and even attempted to attack her on multiple occasions. More than thirty years later, she still tells interviewers that the doll was alive and wanted to kill her.[7]

The doll is annually rotated to the Old Post Office and Customhouse in October, with the museum staff claiming that strange activity in the museum increases during such times.

The doll made an appearance at Taps CON [8], a paranormal convention held in Clearwater, Florida in May 2008. This was the first time that it had left Key West, Florida in the 104 (at the time) years of its existence.

Individuals who desire to visit Robert in the Fort East Martello Museum and wish to take a picture of him, according to legend, the person must ask the doll politely, and if he does not agree (by tipping his head to one side), and the individual takes a picture anyway, the doll will curse the person and their family.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: May 13, 2012 12:32PM

o.m.g. loving the recent trend of campfire ghost stories, just tell me, how soon does the reach around follow? i grow impatient easily.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Robert ()
Date: May 13, 2012 12:44PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> o.m.g. loving the recent trend of campfire ghost
> stories, just tell me, how soon does the reach
> around follow? i grow impatient easily.

Soon...Verrrrrrry Soooooooon....
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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: May 13, 2012 12:44PM

reach around or my demise?

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Robert ()
Date: May 13, 2012 12:49PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> reach around or my demise?

Both. I'm a doll that likes to "Multi-task".

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: May 13, 2012 12:52PM

more thanks ok bye

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Robert ()
Date: May 13, 2012 01:08PM

Just kidding, hoped you enjoyed the story. Creepy, creepy doll.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: May 13, 2012 11:42PM

I have a doll who's a lot like Robert. Her name is Samantha.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: is it? ()
Date: May 13, 2012 11:47PM

Alias Wrote:
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> I have a doll who's a lot like Robert. Her name
> is Samantha.


Is this Samantha, eesh?




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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 13, 2012 11:56PM

So Alias is eesh now, too?

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: ugotit ()
Date: May 14, 2012 12:10AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> So Alias is eesh now, too?


Yes, [redacted].

edit by Cary: Banned user 'inkahootz' trolling. Posting full names. Personal attacks prohibited.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/17/2012 12:35PM by Cary.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 14, 2012 12:13AM

.,.
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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: don't be an eesh ()
Date: May 14, 2012 12:21AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> So Alias is eesh now, too?
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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: May 14, 2012 01:15AM

is it? Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> > I have a doll who's a lot like Robert. Her
> name
> > is Samantha.
>
>
> Is this Samantha?


No, Samantha would never wear blue eye shadow. And, she's taller... more polished looking.

She's a lesbian.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Corin Nemec ()
Date: May 14, 2012 01:21AM

Alias, how are you, darling?


Corin Nemec is lonely right now. He gets his brain zapped tomorrow morning.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 14, 2012 01:34AM

ugotit Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So Alias is eesh now, too?
>
>
> Yes, [redacted].

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Give it up, dude. No matter how many supposedly "real names" you post on here, nobody believes you and nobody would care even if they did believe you.

I still don't understand what the point of that is. Is it so this site comes up when people google those names? If so, what's the point of that? The only way anyone would be embarrassed or offended by being "outed" is if they were ashamed or embarrassed of who they are. Nobody's going to get fired because they weighed in on a "hot or not" thread.

Someday the real Chris Werner, William Zum-walt, or Jared Miller will find this site, and man, that's going to be hilarious.

edit by Cary: Banned user 'inkahootz' trolling. Redacted quoted full name. Personal attacks prohibited.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: May 14, 2012 01:36AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> So Alias is eesh now, too?

At this point, what difference does it make?

I'm Misery and I was once married to Misery... apparently, I married myself.

I'm also Meade Skelton and Meade Skelton's sister, Gretchen, so I'm my own brother and sister.

I'm also Harry Tuttle, the AOL Troll, and Cary... and, let's not forget the Moderator... (although that one is somewhat believable)

Next, they'll say I'm Numbers. Who knows, maybe I am....

I might be Radiophile, too.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 14, 2012 01:40AM

Alias Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So Alias is eesh now, too?
>
> At this point, what difference does it make?
>
> I'm Misery and I was once married to Misery...
> apparently, I married myself.
>
> I'm also Meade Skelton and Meade Skelton's sister,
> Gretchen, so I'm my own brother and sister.
>
> I'm also Harry Tuttle, the AOL Troll, and Cary...
> and, let's not forget the Moderator... (although
> that one is somewhat believable)
>
> Next, they'll say I'm Numbers. Who knows, maybe I
> am....
>
> I might be Radiophile, too.

And nobody cares.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: patient explanation. ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:04AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Give it up, dude. No matter how many supposedly
> "real names" you post on here, nobody believes you
> and nobody would care even if they did believe
> you.
>
> I still don't understand what the point of that
> is. Is it so this site comes up when people google
> those names? If so, what's the point of that? The
> only way anyone would be embarrassed or offended
> by being "outed" is if they were ashamed or
> embarrassed of who they are. Nobody's going to get
> fired because they weighed in on a "hot or not"
> thread.
>
> Someday the real Chris Werner, William Zum-walt,
> or Jared Miller will find this site, and man,
> that's going to be hilarious.

I believe the unstated reason for publishing someone's real name, address, the real names of their relatives, et cetera, is to try to cause real life misfortune to befall them, including being publicly shamed, have their property vanadized, fired from their job, arrested by the police, or assaulted.

However these revenge fantasies will never be fulfilled, because no one else is willing to do the dirty work needed to bring them to fruition (see also Fairfax Underground is not your private army).

The sole case when this actually happened, which was when eesh provided information to Ding An Sich that resulted Ding vandalizing a truck eesh thought belonged to lizzie, was easily tied back to both Ding and eesh. Fortunately for both of them, the cops are lazy and unwilling to put in the work to actually build a case for what amounted to a few hundred dollars of misdemeanor vandalism.

In short, if you want revenge, you're going to have to do the heavy lifting yourself, and the truth is, you're not smart enough to get away with it. As a wise man once said, "The police can make a thousand mistakes. You can only make one mistake and you're done."

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Peace Out, Jared! ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:05AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> ugotit Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > So Alias is eesh now, too?
> >
> >
> > Yes, Jared Miller.
>
>
>
> Give it up, dude. No matter how many supposedly
> "real names" you post on here, nobody believes you
> and nobody would care even if they did believe
> you.
>
> I still don't understand what the point of that
> is. Is it so this site comes up when people google
> those names? If so, what's the point of that? The
> only way anyone would be embarrassed or offended
> by being "outed" is if they were ashamed or
> embarrassed of who they are. Nobody's going to get
> fired because they weighed in on a "hot or not"
> thread.
>
> Someday the real Chris Werner, William Zum-walt,
> or Jared Miller will find this site, and man,
> that's going to be hilarious.



You've already admitted to being [redacted]. BTW, do you still duck face and kissy lip for the camera?

edit by Cary: Banned user 'inkahootz' trolling. Redacted quoted full name. Personal imagery removed. Personal attacks prohibited.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: jahluke ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:09AM

Ding said he never saw a truck so it wasn't him or nothing even really happened or it was Patrick Andrew Larrieu.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Christopher[redacted]aka eesh ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:11AM

jahluke Wrote:
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> Ding said he never saw a truck so it wasn't him or
> nothing even really happened or it was Patrick
> Andrew [redacted].


No, it was definitely Christopher [redacted] aka eesh

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Ashamed ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:16AM

The only person on this site who is ashamed of themselves is Patrick [redacted] of McLean, VA. He is a child molester.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Chris/eesh was abused and he abuses as well ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:19AM

Ashamed Wrote:
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> The only person on this site who is ashamed of
> themselves is Christopher Allen Werner of 1118 #33 Grove Ave. Richmond,
> VA (804)852-3901. He is a child molester.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Break the cycle, eesh! ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:20AM

Chris/eesh was abused and he abuses as well Wrote:
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> Ashamed Wrote:
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> > The only person on this site who is ashamed of
> > themselves is Christopher Allen Werner of 1118
> #33 Grove Ave. Richmond,
> > VA (804)852-3901. He is a child molester.
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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:21AM

I hope that guy in Richmond finds out about this site and sues you for libel.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Chris Allen Werner aka (804)852-3901 ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:23AM

eesh Wrote:
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> I hope that guy in Richmond finds out about this
> site and sues you for libel.


You can't do shit, because you are guilty of the same thing.
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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Ashamed ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:23AM

It really sucks to be you, doesn't it, Patrick? You are so lonely, so bored. You spend all day and night on here looking for any attention or human contact you can get, even if it's negative. You are the definition of pathetic. Suicide is the answer.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: eesh is ashamed ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:25AM

eesh Wrote:
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> It really sucks to be me, Christopher Werner?
> I am so lonely, so bored. I spend all day and
> night on here looking for any attention or human
> contact I can get, even if it's negative. I
> are the definition of pathetic. Suicide is the
> answer.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: eesh is ashamed ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:27AM

eesh is ashamed Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > It really sucks to be me, Christopher Werner.
> > I am so lonely, so bored. I spend all day and
> > night on here looking for any attention or
> human
> > contact I can get, even if it's negative. I
> > am the definition of pathetic. Suicide is the
> > answer.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:29AM

Chris Allen Werner aka (804)852-3901 Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I hope that guy in Richmond finds out about
> this
> > site and sues you for libel.
>
>
> You can't do shit, because you are guilty of the
> same thing.




Sorry, but this guy is not me. I have never claimed to be this person, and I have explained the flawed logic behind your reasoning that this is me.


You still can't explain why you think this guy is me, other than to say "He answered the phone as eesh."

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Ashamed ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:30AM

You have no life except for this site. But this site causes you so much grief and anxiety. You can't sleep over it and when you do sleep you have nightmares about it. You check the blog everyday to see if anything new is there. Pathetic.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: not what happened ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:31AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Chris Allen Werner aka (804)852-3901 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I hope that guy in Richmond finds out about
> > this
> > > site and sues you for libel.
> >
> >
> > You can't do shit, because you are guilty of
> the
> > same thing.
>
>
>
> Sorry, but this guy is not me. I have never
> claimed to be this person, and I have explained
> the flawed logic behind your reasoning that this
> is me.
>
>
> You still can't explain why you think this guy is
> me, other than to say "He answered the phone as
> eesh."


You didn't answer as eesh, you responded to being called eesh and then asked who was calling.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:31AM

Peace Out, Jared! Wrote:
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> You've already admitted to being Jared Miller.

Of course. The longer you spend thinking that's true, the less time you'll spend actually knowing the truth. I'm a complete and total liar about everything, remember?

You got that information from the same place that says I live in California. That should have been a pretty big giveaway.

> BTW, do you still duck face and kissy lip for the
> camera?

Of course I do. It shows that I'm a whimsical person who doesn't mind "horsing around" in front of the camera.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: real talk. ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:34AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Peace Out, Jared! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You've already admitted to being Jared Miller.
>
> Of course. The longer you spend thinking that's
> true, the less time you'll spend actually knowing
> the truth. I'm a complete and total liar about
> everything, remember?
>
> You got that information from the same place that
> says I live in California. That should have been a
> pretty big giveaway.
>
>

No, I overheard a bartender call you Jared Miller.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:36AM

not what happened Wrote:
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> You didn't answer as eesh, you responded to being
> called eesh and then asked who was calling.





LOL I'm not going to investigate your delusion any further. When you can explain in a coherent and intelligent manner why you think I am this Chris, let me know.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:36AM

real talk. Wrote:
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> No, I overheard a bartender call you Jared Miller.

Ok, buddy.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: ASPCA ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:37AM

[redacted] aka MrMephisto and the [redacted] abuses his pet rodents.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:37AM

real talk. Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Peace Out, Jared! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You've already admitted to being Jared
> Miller.
> >
> > Of course. The longer you spend thinking that's
> > true, the less time you'll spend actually
> knowing
> > the truth. I'm a complete and total liar about
> > everything, remember?
> >
> > You got that information from the same place
> that
> > says I live in California. That should have been
> a
> > pretty big giveaway.
> >
> >
>
> No, I overheard a bartender call you Jared Miller.






Because bartenders call out patrons by their full names.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: remember? ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:38AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> real talk. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > No, I overheard a bartender call you Jared
> Miller.
>
> Ok, buddy.


It was at Carpool, the night you were kicked out for being "fall down" drunk.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Ashamed ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:38AM

You wake up and the first thing you do is come here. You are very unhappy with your life and this site is a huge reason for it. So you try to put others through the same misery you have suffered, only it will never happen because no one is as worthless or rotten as you.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:39AM

eesh Wrote:
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> not what happened Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > You didn't answer as eesh, you responded to
> being
> > called eesh and then asked who was calling.
>
>
>
>
>
> LOL I'm not going to investigate your delusion any
> further. When you can explain in a coherent and
> intelligent manner why you think I am this Chris,
> let me know.

I'm pretty sure you could call anybody and say, "What's up, eesh?" and they'd respond with the same curiosity. "Who is this?" is a pretty typical response when someone calls you, pretends to know you, and starts spouting nonsense.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: yes ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:39AM

eesh Wrote:
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> real talk. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Peace Out, Jared! Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > You've already admitted to being Jared
> > Miller.
> > >
> > > Of course. The longer you spend thinking
> that's
> > > true, the less time you'll spend actually
> > knowing
> > > the truth. I'm a complete and total liar
> about
> > > everything, remember?
> > >
> > > You got that information from the same place
> > that
> > > says I live in California. That should have
> been
> > a
> > > pretty big giveaway.
> > >
> > >
> >
> > No, I overheard a bartender call you Jared
> Miller.
>
>
>
>
>
> Because bartenders call out patrons by their full
> names.


His name was on the receipt and the bartender was thanking him for his generous tip.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: ok ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:41AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > not what happened Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > > You didn't answer as eesh, you responded to
> > being
> > > called eesh and then asked who was calling.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > LOL I'm not going to investigate your delusion
> any
> > further. When you can explain in a coherent and
> > intelligent manner why you think I am this
> Chris,
> > let me know.
>
> I'm pretty sure you could call anybody and say,
> "What's up, eesh?" and they'd respond with the
> same curiosity. "Who is this?" is a pretty typical
> response when someone calls you, pretends to know
> you, and starts spouting nonsense.


The name "eesh" was said, to which Chris responded, "Yes, who is this?" and then hung up shortly after.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Ashamed ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:43AM

You post the same 3 photos everyday thinking they actually bother anyone but the only person bothered by anything here is you annd that blog.

How is your girlfriend? Are you currently employed, Patrick?

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Ashamed ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:47AM

Is honestly very sad how much of a mental case you truly are. You stalk people in real life. You spend all day at home, on the internet, you are angry, lonely, sad, worthless, ugly and pathetic. You have no purpose on this earth, Patrick.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:48AM

yes Wrote:
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> His name was on the receipt and the bartender was
> thanking him for his generous tip.

So you're the type of guy that looks at peoples' bar receipts so you can post their full name on the internet. Congratulations on your stellar life choices.

Of course, there's no way you could have looked at the wrong receipt. And last time you told this story, the bouncers kicked me out. I was drunk enough to fall down and pick a fight with the bouncers, but sober enough to close my tab and leave the bartender a generous tip?

I'll come back to this thread after I've had a bottle of whiskey and see if it makes more sense then.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: will pay ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:48AM

i will pay you to kill yourself inkahootz

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Ashamed ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:51AM

will pay Wrote:
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> i will pay you to kill yourself inkahootz


I'm willing to bet that someone else does it first.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: I didn't look at a receipt ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:52AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> yes Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > His name was on the receipt and the bartender
> was
> > thanking him for his generous tip.
>
> So you're the type of guy that looks at peoples'
> bar receipts so you can post their full name on
> the internet. Congratulations on your stellar life
> choices.
>
> Of course, there's no way you could have looked at
> the wrong receipt. And last time you told this
> story, the bouncers kicked me out. I was drunk
> enough to fall down and pick a fight with the
> bouncers, but sober enough to close my tab and
> leave the bartender a generous tip?
>
> I'll come back to this thread after I've had a
> bottle of whiskey and see if it makes more sense
> then.


Can you not read? I didn't look at a receipt/

You closed your tab and the bartender thanked you by name. You then started talking to a friend of mine for a while, when you suddenly fell off your stool unto the floor.


Ask "you know who" if you don't "remember"

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: McLean ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:54AM

He lives in McLean and if he doesn't, his father still does. So take that however you want to.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:59AM

I didn't look at a receipt Wrote:
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> Can you not read? I didn't look at a receipt/

Maybe I was confused by this statement:

yes Wrote:
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> His name was on the receipt and the bartender was
> thanking him for his generous tip.


I didn't look at a receipt Wrote:
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> You closed your tab and the bartender thanked you
> by name.

He thanked me by my first and last name? That's unusual.

> You then started talking to a friend of
> mine for a while, when you suddenly fell off your
> stool unto the floor.

Sure I did.

> Ask "you know who" if you don't "remember"

I refuse to drag your friends into this. Sorry.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: nice deflection ()
Date: May 14, 2012 03:02AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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>
>
> "
>
> I refuse to drag your friends into this. Sorry.


That's because you are lying.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Ashamed ()
Date: May 14, 2012 03:05AM

What do you think you accomplish when you post here, Patrick? I mean besides being annoying. No one has had their life ruined by this site quite as bad as you. No one comes here and spends their entire day posting the same names all day but you. You don't think that is normal do you?

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: retribution ()
Date: May 14, 2012 03:07AM

Ashamed Wrote:
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> What do you think you accomplish when you post
> here, Patrick? I mean besides being annoying. No
> one has had their life ruined by this site quite
> as bad as you. No one comes here and spends their
> entire day posting the same names all day but you.
> You don't think that is normal do you?


It is only in reciprocation for you doing the same thing, eesh.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Ashamed ()
Date: May 14, 2012 03:10AM

That still doesn't answer what you think you acccomplish. We all know you are delusional so it may take you awhile to answer. But it would only work if you actually had the correct name and info.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: "specia"l eesh ()
Date: May 14, 2012 03:11AM

Ashamed Wrote:
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> But it would only
> work if you actually had the correct name and
> info.
Attachments:
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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 14, 2012 03:14AM

nice deflection Wrote:
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> That's because you are lying.

Why would I be honest with a guy who I know is going to post every detail of our interaction on the internet?

I'd also like to know your method of deciding which of my statements is true and which of my statements are not. For example, you thought it was true when I said I was losing my job and collecting SSI and living in a homeless shelter, but you say I'm lying when I tell you that you're way off about my name and eesh's name. Is it arbitrary or just whatever fits the narrative?

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Ashamed ()
Date: May 14, 2012 03:14AM

At the end of the day, Patrick eesh still has you by the balls, has you wrapped around his middle finger, has you swinging from his scrotum and has you on a short leash. Nothing you do will ever compare to the shit you have to del with on a daily basis. You hate your life and dread waking up every afternoon.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 14, 2012 03:16AM

Ashamed Wrote:
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> That still doesn't answer what you think you
> acccomplish. We all know you are delusional so it
> may take you awhile to answer. But it would only
> work if you actually had the correct name and
> info.

He got iPhones banned from posting. That's an accomplishment, right?

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Ashamed ()
Date: May 14, 2012 03:20AM

Ha! Maybe in Patrickland! But still, he just doesn't get that nothing he says matters or makes any difference. No one cares who anyone is and seeing the same pictures everyday lose their value after the 916th time.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: will pay ()
Date: May 14, 2012 03:29AM

inkahootz is more likely to kill himself than mr misery and it will happen sooner or later he lives a very pointless "life"

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: idiot ()
Date: May 14, 2012 03:35AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Ashamed Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That still doesn't answer what you think you
> > acccomplish. We all know you are delusional so
> it
> > may take you awhile to answer. But it would
> only
> > work if you actually had the correct name and
> > info.
>
> He got iPhones banned from posting. That's an
> accomplishment, right?


I have never had an iPhone, dumb ass.


Ask you know who.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: that was a lie too? ()
Date: May 14, 2012 03:38AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> nice deflection Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That's because you are lying.
>
> Why would I be honest with a guy who I know is
> going to post every detail of our interaction on
> the internet?
>
> I'd also like to know your method of deciding
> which of my statements is true and which of my
> statements are not. For example, you thought it
> was true when I said I was losing my job and
> collecting SSI and living in a homeless shelter,
> but you say I'm lying when I tell you that you're
> way off about my name and eesh's name. Is it
> arbitrary or just whatever fits the narrative?


The homeless shelter was only mentioned later as a possibility, since it is hard to live in North Arlington alone on the $800 in SSI you said you were receiving.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Ashamed ()
Date: May 14, 2012 03:47AM

Patrick, do you hate your own life so much that you must obsess about what everyone else does with theirs? You're worse than eesh at this point and that is saying a lot...

Get a life, Patrick. Get off the internet for a day or ten. It's bad for your already failing health.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: "special" eesh ()
Date: May 14, 2012 03:52AM

Ashamed Wrote:
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> Get off the internet for a
> day or ten. It's bad for your already failing
> health.
Attachments:
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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: [redacted] ()
Date: May 14, 2012 04:11AM

Call Patrick's daddy to find out where he lives or if he is still there.

edit by Cary: Redacted phone number by request.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/10/2012 02:41PM by Cary.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Christopher Allen Werner (804)852-3901 ()
Date: May 14, 2012 04:14AM

Call Chris/eesh for a good time!

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Haha ()
Date: May 14, 2012 04:25AM

[redacted] Wrote:
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> Call Patrick's daddy to find out where he lives or
> if he is still there.


That number was posted here and redacted before so it is his real number. Too bad for him Cary will not save him this time. This should be fun.

Ring ring! Ring ring!

edit by Cary: Redacted phone number by request.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/10/2012 02:40PM by Cary.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: crapflooder ()
Date: May 14, 2012 04:32AM

good find will post this on every thread and after every post inkahootz makes from now on especially after every "that's eesh" or any mention of eesh

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: eesh is always talking to himself ()
Date: May 14, 2012 04:34AM

That number was posted here and redacted before so it is his real number. Too bad for him Cary will not save him this time. This should be fun.

Ring ring! Ring ring!


Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: crapflooder ()
Date: May 14, 2012 04:32AM

good find will post this on every thread and after every post inkahootz makes from now on especially after every "that's eesh" or any mention of eesh
Attachments:
hello Eesh.jpg

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: 703-893-0605 ()
Date: May 14, 2012 04:45AM

703-893-0605 Wrote:
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> Call Patrick's daddy to find out where he lives or
> if he is still there.


I'm going to do exactly what you do. Since you are on now I won't do it too much because you will just post after to get the name off the front page. I'm going to wait until you fall asleep.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Call Chris Werner, if you are a big black man... ()
Date: May 14, 2012 04:49AM

Attention: Gay black males!



Call me @ (804)852-3901



I'm up at all hours, so feel free to call anytime!


-eesh

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: 703-893-0605 ()
Date: May 14, 2012 05:08AM

You are going to be so pissed when you wake up later.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Christopher Allen Werner (804)852-3901 ()
Date: May 14, 2012 05:10AM

Gay black men, please call...I'm waiting...


-eesh

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: 703-893-0605. ()
Date: May 14, 2012 05:14AM

You have no idea. I know when you usually sleep too. So when you wake up you will see your father's number all over this site and have a panic attack trying to get it off the front page.

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Chris Allen Werner (804)852-3901 ()
Date: May 14, 2012 05:16AM

Gay black men, please call...I'm waiting...


-eesh

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: May 14, 2012 03:17PM

Spooooooookkky buddies

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Robert the Doll
Posted by: eesh dick feels ()
Date: May 14, 2012 03:49PM

Christopher Allen Werner (804)852-3901 Wrote:
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> Gay black men, please call...I'm waiting...
>
>
> -eesh
Attachments:
eesh dick feels.jpg

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