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Worst movie remakes
Posted by: Mr Orgasm bump ()
Date: December 13, 2011 08:09PM

I'm going with Karate Kid for starters.

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Re: Worst movie remakes
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 13, 2011 08:09PM

Let's post lists of things...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Worst movie remakes
Date: December 13, 2011 08:10PM

Friday the 13th. Also, Psycho. Pretty much any horror movie.

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Re: Worst movie remakes
Posted by: Mr Orgasm bump ()
Date: December 13, 2011 08:11PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Let's post lists of things...


Or I could just porn up every thread.

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Re: Worst movie remakes
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 13, 2011 08:13PM

Plane of the Apes

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Re: Worst movie remakes
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 13, 2011 08:13PM

Is that a funny way of saying "snakes on a plane"?

eesh Wrote:
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> Plane of the Apes

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Worst movie remakes
Posted by: TheOneArmedMan ()
Date: December 13, 2011 08:13PM

"The Fugitive"

Yeah, yeah...it was a TV show and then a movie not a movie remake. So, anally violate me already...

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Re: Worst movie remakes
Posted by: Mr Orgasm bump ()
Date: December 13, 2011 08:15PM

TheOneArmedMan Wrote:
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> "The Fugitive"
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> Yeah, yeah...it was a TV show and then a movie not
> a movie remake. So, anally violate me already...


I never saw the tv show. I liked that movie(the one with HF & TLJ)

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Re: Worst movie remakes
Date: December 13, 2011 09:32PM

Gumball Rally come Cannonball Run.

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Re: Worst movie remakes
Posted by: nomatopoeias ()
Date: December 13, 2011 09:33PM

nightmare on elm
footloose

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Re: Worst movie remakes
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 13, 2011 10:11PM

Charlie and the chocolate factory

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Re: Worst movie remakes
Posted by: fuck u kittie ()
Date: December 13, 2011 10:12PM

best movie EVER
and it wasnt even a remake
so kill urself

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Re: Worst movie remakes
Posted by: Mr Orgasm bump ()
Date: December 13, 2011 10:12PM

I'd like to explore your chocolate factory Kittie!

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Re: Worst movie remakes
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: December 13, 2011 10:13PM

TheOneArmedMan Wrote:
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> "The Fugitive"
>
> Yeah, yeah...it was a TV show and then a movie not
> a movie remake. So, anally violate me already...


How about "TV Series that should have never become movies"?

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Re: Worst movie remakes
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 13, 2011 10:15PM

fuck u kittie Wrote:
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> best movie EVER
> and it wasnt even a remake
> so kill urself


It sucked, so fuck you, Tim Burton and Johnny Depp.

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Re: Worst movie remakes
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 13, 2011 10:16PM

Mr Orgasm bump Wrote:
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> I'd like to explore your chocolate factory Kittie!

Ow

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Re: Worst movie remakes
Posted by: Mr Orgasm bump ()
Date: December 13, 2011 10:18PM

Kittie Wrote:
> > I'd like to explore your chocolate factory
> Kittie!
>
> Ow


Kittie, I start slow. First just light fingering. Then light licking. Then before you know what is going on I am tongue-fucking your anus in and out-in and out. You will like it. If not tail between my legs and I go home.

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Re: Worst movie remakes
Posted by: MeadeSkeltonHaufe ()
Date: December 13, 2011 10:21PM

The step ford Wives

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Re: Worst movie remakes
Posted by: Curious Jorge ()
Date: December 13, 2011 11:22PM

The departed

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Re: Worst movie remakes
Posted by: vincevaughnwtf ()
Date: December 13, 2011 11:26PM

I'll have to second the Vince Vaughn/Anne Heche Psycho remake. Completely unnecessary and VV is waaaay to creepy. Also Anne Heche sucks.

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Re: Worst movie remakes
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: December 14, 2011 07:29AM

vincevaughnwtf Wrote:
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> I'll have to second the Vince Vaughn/Anne Heche
> Psycho remake. Completely unnecessary and VV is
> waaaay to creepy. Also Anne Heche sucks.


I didn't even know they remade Psycho with these two until I came across it on HBO the other week. What a piece of shit.

Pretty much everything in Hollywood is either a remake or some TV series or comic book adaptation. For every Spiderman, Batman or Iron Man, there's 5 others that suck.

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Re: Worst movie remakes
Posted by: Slowstrokin ()
Date: December 16, 2011 11:50AM

Death at a Funeral

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Re: Worst movie remakes
Posted by: endertart ()
Date: December 16, 2011 12:38PM

"Flight of the Phonix" the second did not capture the the ensemble cast of the first flick's electricity. Also, the "return of the living dead" the second one.

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