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Found a red dot on my head.
Posted by: reddy ()
Date: October 03, 2013 02:50PM

I found a red dot on my head while drying my hair!

I picked at it and it fell into the sink.


I picked it up and looked at it as close as possible.

It resmbled dried blood but it was clear bright red without turning black like a scab normally does.


So I ate it and my god it was super spicy!

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Re: Found a red dot on my head.
Posted by: Tray von Martin ()
Date: October 03, 2013 03:38PM

Then it probably means you're Indian.
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Re: Found a red dot on my head.
Posted by: Tray von Martin ()
Date: October 03, 2013 03:39PM

Or your neighbor's using you for practicing his aim.
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Re: Found a red dot on my head.
Posted by: Liberal Lagic 28 ()
Date: October 03, 2013 04:24PM

Tray von Martin Wrote:
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> Or your neighbor's using you for practicing his
> aim.

Stupid.

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Re: Found a red dot on my head.
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: October 03, 2013 04:54PM

The red dot means that when a couple get married the husband scratches off the dot to see what he has won.
Like maybe a taxi cab or 7-11, maybe even a dry cleaning business

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Re: Found a red dot on my head.
Posted by: Desi Luvr ()
Date: October 03, 2013 05:34PM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> The red dot means that when a couple get married
> the husband scratches off the dot to see what he
> has won.
> Like maybe a taxi cab or 7-11, maybe even a dry
> cleaning business


I got lucky and won a call center!

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Re: Found a red dot on my head.
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: October 03, 2013 05:48PM

Have you been hanging out in 7-11's with Joe Biden, where everyone speaks with an Indian accent?

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Re: Found a red dot on my head.
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: October 03, 2013 07:33PM

Desi Luvr Wrote:
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> graymoose1 Wrote:
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> -----
> > The red dot means that when a couple get
> married
> > the husband scratches off the dot to see what
> he
> > has won.
> > Like maybe a taxi cab or 7-11, maybe even a
> dry
> > cleaning business
>

Is your wife's name Peggy or Betty?
>
> I got lucky and won a call center!

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

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Re: Found a red dot on my head.
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: October 03, 2013 09:18PM

It means you are a "PUSH" start not a "PULL" start.

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Re: Found a red dot on my head.
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: October 03, 2013 09:27PM

Does that mean he's a taker not a giver?

Ludwig is trying to say your a fag in a polite way.

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