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Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: No available milk cartons ()
Date: November 25, 2011 04:27PM

Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk? He goes by the name "eesh" and his nickname is "Nik"
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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: chris ()
Date: November 25, 2011 04:28PM

chris werner ...wrong.

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 25, 2011 04:31PM

very cute

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: eesh is Nik Kowalczyk ()
Date: November 25, 2011 04:31PM

chris Wrote:
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> chris werner ...wrong.


eesh deflection post

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: Nagasaki Hero ()
Date: November 25, 2011 04:32PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> very cute


Hey, don't make fun of mushroomhead.

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: toad ()
Date: November 25, 2011 04:34PM

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 25, 2011 04:36PM

I find her attractive.

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: Mushroom man ()
Date: November 25, 2011 04:38PM

Nagasaki Hero Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> -----
> > very cute
>
>
> Hey, don't make fun of mushroomhead.



eesh at 65...
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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: eeshoshima ()
Date: November 25, 2011 04:40PM

eeshoshima
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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: Boring and Ponderous ()
Date: November 25, 2011 04:42PM

Okay, so the fellow in the first post has been identified at various times as:

• William Zumwalt
• Christopher A. Werner
• Nicholas J. Kowalczyk

Which makes it plainly obvious that no one here has any fucking idea who he really is.

Cut it out until you have real, verifiable documentation. It just clogs up the forum and gives eesh fuel to laugh at all of you amateur detectives.

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: Mr.Gayery ()
Date: November 25, 2011 04:43PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I find her attractive.



eesh is a dude = u r gay



...but he does look like a fat bitch dyke...you like fat bitch dykes, don't you, Miz?
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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: The Eesh-plainer ()
Date: November 25, 2011 04:47PM

Boring and Ponderous Wrote:
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> Okay, so the fellow in the first post has been
> identified at various times as:
>
> William Zumwalt
> Christopher A. Werner
> Nicholas J. Kowalczyk
>
> Which makes it plainly obvious that no one here
> has any fucking idea who he really is.
>
> Cut it out until you have real, verifiable
> documentation. It just clogs up the forum and
> gives eesh fuel to laugh at all of you amateur
> detectives.


eesh deflection post


eesh is Nicholas John Kowalczyk

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 25, 2011 04:51PM

No available milk cartons Wrote:
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> Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk? He goes by
> the name "eesh" and his nickname is "Nik"



she prefers "Chaz" now.



have some respect.



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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: chaz is fat ()
Date: November 25, 2011 04:56PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> No available milk cartons Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk? He goes
> by
> > the name "eesh" and his nickname is "Nik"
>
>
>
> she prefers "Chaz" now.
>
>
>
> have some respect.
>
>
>
> .
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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: polish fag ()
Date: November 25, 2011 04:58PM

she does look like a dumb pollack

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: eesh the fat polish sausage ()
Date: November 25, 2011 05:00PM

chaz is fat Wrote:
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so is eesh

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: Visually Similar Imag-eesh ()
Date: November 25, 2011 05:25PM

What's more amusing is when you do a Google image search, these are the images that show up as being visually similar.
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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 25, 2011 08:44PM

I think eesh is very brave for embracing who she really is inside. It takes a lot of courage.

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 25, 2011 08:55PM

No available milk cartons Wrote:
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> Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk? He goes by
> the name "eesh" and his nickname is "Nik"
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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 25, 2011 08:57PM

Boring and Ponderous Wrote:
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> Okay, so the fellow in the first post has been
> identified at various times as:
>
> • William Zumwalt
> • Christopher A. Werner
> • Nicholas J. Kowalczyk
>
> Which makes it plainly obvious that no one here
> has any fucking idea who he really is.
>
> Cut it out until you have real, verifiable
> documentation. It just clogs up the forum and
> gives eesh fuel to laugh at all of you amateur
> detectives.

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: Known Facts ()
Date: November 25, 2011 09:02PM

We know that McPhisto gave his boy's name up during the Hundred Days War, because eesh said he did, and because eesh wouldn't have been as pissed as he was if his real name hadn't been posted.

That name was Wilhelm Zumw*lt.

The endlessly repeated "cover story" that the name WZ is auto-blocked by the board (triggering the notice: "A word you have used in your post has been banned from use") because of another, non-eesh WZ is just that -- a cover story, a deflection, a ruse.

The truth is out there... cruising Richmond... crushing Big Gulps... and desperately seeking the Boy in the Red Helmet.

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 25, 2011 09:16PM

+1

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 25, 2011 09:24PM

Known Facts Wrote:
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> We know that McPhisto gave his boy's name up
> during the Hundred Days War, because eesh said he
> did, and because eesh wouldn't have been as pissed
> as he was if his real name hadn't been posted.
>
> That name was Wilhelm Zumw*lt.
>
> The endlessly repeated "cover story" that the name
> WZ is auto-blocked by the board (triggering the
> notice: "A word you have used in your post has
> been banned from use") because of another,
> non-eesh WZ is just that -- a cover story, a
> deflection, a ruse.
>
> The truth is out there... cruising Richmond...
> crushing Big Gulps... and desperately seeking the
> Boy in the Red Helmet.




Chuck, in your post is the real source of disinformation and you don't even realize it. If you are as clever as you think you are, you should be able to think outside the box.

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 25, 2011 09:26PM

eesh, I find you attractive.

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Date: November 25, 2011 09:27PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> eesh, I find you attractive.


hahahahaha this should be good

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: Baseball Enthusi-eesh-t ()
Date: November 25, 2011 09:29PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> eesh, I find you attractive.

eesh is likely a pitcher, not a catcher, so unless you're willing to get on your knees and suck his cock (or let him fuck you in the ass), I doubt he's interested.

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 25, 2011 09:30PM

we could just hold hands....

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: He Is Delusional ()
Date: November 25, 2011 09:41PM

Known Facts Wrote:
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>
> The truth is out there... cruising Richmond...
> crushing Big Gulps... and desperately seeking the
> Boy in the Red Helmet.

Would that be the west end? Or, the east end on the other side of I-95, where the Edgar Allan Poe museum is?

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I'm the real H.I.D. If you question my identity, just hit the quote button on one of my posts and look for any of the "L" characters that have been replaced by the uppercase "I" character. That will tell you who the fake is.

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: Eesh Week ()
Date: November 25, 2011 09:43PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Chuck, in your post is the real source of
> disinformation and you don't even realize it. If
> you are as clever as you think you are, you should
> be able to think outside the box.


That was not one of mine, Billy. The ones that were mine were from:

•Boring and Ponderous (amusingly, tagged as one of your infamous deflection posts)
•Visually Similar Imag-eesh
•Baseball Enthusi-eesh-t

The last two names are in keeping with the "eesh week" theme, which everyone else seems to have abandoned.(Fucking quitters.)

I have formally given up trying to figure out who you are, because, as I have said, it will require both money and legwork, and I have none of the former and really don't care enough to put in the latter.

Go fight with Patrick some more.

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: He Is Delusional ()
Date: November 25, 2011 09:48PM

The thought of people making eesh quiver when they get close to "outing" him gives me such joy. I don't feel that way about other members of this board, just the eesh. I guess that it's based on the fact of him being such a douche that those feelings get provoked in me.

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I'm the real H.I.D. If you question my identity, just hit the quote button on one of my posts and look for any of the "L" characters that have been replaced by the uppercase "I" character. That will tell you who the fake is.

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 25, 2011 09:51PM

I'd lake to take eesh out for dinner and a movie sometime

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: Even if ()
Date: November 25, 2011 09:55PM

it wasn't Mephisto who put out your real name, then someone else did. You said it, and your furious reaction to the exposure proves it.

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 25, 2011 10:00PM

is no one else hung up on how feminine eesh looks? I am seriously having some weird, confusing feelings right now........I know it's a man, but for some reason....I dunno......I'm very confused...


playing with my emotions and shit..

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: November 25, 2011 10:01PM

Eesh is pretty. He is not fat. I dont know why they call him fat.

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: heeesh? or sheeeesh?? ()
Date: November 25, 2011 10:06PM

your hair is so silky smooth and feminine and yet you appear to be a man. I am very confused. are you a woman that the world has shunned? because i wouldn't shun you. I'd welcome you with open arms, nicki. I don't care if u even are a dude, your hair haunts my days and nights and i think of you often.

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 25, 2011 10:07PM

heeesh? or sheeeesh?? Wrote:
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> your hair is so silky smooth and feminine and yet
> you appear to be a man. I am very confused. are
> you a woman that the world has shunned? because i
> wouldn't shun you. I'd welcome you with open arms,
> nicki. I don't care if u even are a dude, your
> hair haunts my days and nights and i think of you
> often.


+1

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: He Is Delusional ()
Date: November 25, 2011 10:08PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> is no one else hung up on how feminine eesh looks?
> I am seriously having some weird, confusing
> feelings right now........I know it's a man, but
> for some reason....I dunno......I'm very
> confused...
>
>
> playing with my emotions and shit..

Yes, eesh does feature some feminine qualities. I guess that's why he went out and got those macho tattoos to try and appear more like a bad ass rather than a girly pussy.

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I'm the real H.I.D. If you question my identity, just hit the quote button on one of my posts and look for any of the "L" characters that have been replaced by the uppercase "I" character. That will tell you who the fake is.

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 25, 2011 10:15PM

He Is Delusional Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > is no one else hung up on how feminine eesh
> looks?
> > I am seriously having some weird, confusing
> > feelings right now........I know it's a man,
> but
> > for some reason....I dunno......I'm very
> > confused...
> >
> >
> > playing with my emotions and shit..
>
> Yes, eesh does feature some feminine qualities. I
> guess that's why he went out and got those macho
> tattoos to try and appear more like a bad ass
> rather than a girly pussy.


didn't you start out as MY troll? You're an eesh troll now? Why did you leave me?

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: He Is Delusional ()
Date: November 25, 2011 10:28PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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>
> didn't you start out as MY troll? You're an eesh
> troll now? Why did you leave me?

I've never left you. I'll still troll your posts. I've trolled you plenty of times this evening. You're a bit easier to figure out than eesh, though. This whole eesh thing is intriguing. Just to imagine the look on his face and the knot in his stomach when people are in the process of "outing" him gives me joy.

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I'm the real H.I.D. If you question my identity, just hit the quote button on one of my posts and look for any of the "L" characters that have been replaced by the uppercase "I" character. That will tell you who the fake is.

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 26, 2011 06:11AM

I asked eesh if he was transitioning before you even realized how girly he was...

get off my dick, hater...

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> is no one else hung up on how feminine eesh looks?
> I am seriously having some weird, confusing
> feelings right now........I know it's a man, but
> for some reason....I dunno......I'm very
> confused...
>
>
> playing with my emotions and shit..

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: Banana Split ()
Date: November 26, 2011 07:05AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I asked eesh if he was transitioning before you
> even realized how girly he was...

What was his answer?

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: sheeeesh ()
Date: November 26, 2011 09:47AM

oops, i forgot to bump this one

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 26, 2011 07:53PM

He didn't respond...

Banana Split Wrote:
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> What was his answer?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Have you seen Nicholas John Kowalczyk?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 26, 2011 08:25PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> He didn't respond...
>
> Banana Split Wrote:
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> > What was his answer?




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