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kill yourself
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Date: October 10, 2011 11:36PM
You have lost the game... Retry?
No one likes you.
Your dad would not let you play Wii.
The world will not ignore your pain any longer..
You got a ride on a spaceship behind a comet.
You're Lanzer.
Your girlfriend dumped you.
Your parents won't let you go see My Chemical Romance.
Your prison lover left you.
You are in an "internet suicide room."
You got rejected from MIT or Harvard.
The sand ninjas from Naruto made you kill yourself in a small sandbox.
You overdosed on drugs when trying to create more stories for your cult to believe.
You get butthurt from people calling you a newfag, when in reality...you are.
Self injury just wasn't enough.
You are Hammy Havoc.
You are in Hordasken.
You are Edward Cullen.
You have a friend who wants to kill you.
You're unemployed.
You are in love with Josh Evans.
Your crush won't disable comment voting on a YouTube video.
You think the internet is real life and you're AN HERO because some one who lives 5000 miles away says that your YouTube video is shit.
You own a MacBook Air.
You're a "victim" of sexting.
Your mom canceled your World of Warcraft account.
Michael Jackson died.
You can't play Titan Quest.
You haven't had a girlfriend since 1984, and haven't gotten laid since 1990.
You enjoy choking on both cocks and weed.
You are Admiral Boorda and know that you'll never earn that fifth star.
No one likes you.
Your dad would not let you play Wii.
The world will not ignore your pain any longer..
You got a ride on a spaceship behind a comet.
You're Lanzer.
Your girlfriend dumped you.
Your parents won't let you go see My Chemical Romance.
Your prison lover left you.
You are in an "internet suicide room."
You got rejected from MIT or Harvard.
The sand ninjas from Naruto made you kill yourself in a small sandbox.
You overdosed on drugs when trying to create more stories for your cult to believe.
You get butthurt from people calling you a newfag, when in reality...you are.
Self injury just wasn't enough.
You are Hammy Havoc.
You are in Hordasken.
You are Edward Cullen.
You have a friend who wants to kill you.
You're unemployed.
You are in love with Josh Evans.
Your crush won't disable comment voting on a YouTube video.
You think the internet is real life and you're AN HERO because some one who lives 5000 miles away says that your YouTube video is shit.
You own a MacBook Air.
You're a "victim" of sexting.
Your mom canceled your World of Warcraft account.
Michael Jackson died.
You can't play Titan Quest.
You haven't had a girlfriend since 1984, and haven't gotten laid since 1990.
You enjoy choking on both cocks and weed.
You are Admiral Boorda and know that you'll never earn that fifth star.