Funeral Planning? There's an App for that.

iDied.

An Apple a day keeps the doctor away, yeah tell that to Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs have just died. This will shake Apple to its core

Steve Jobs is not dead. He is now obsolete. Watch out for the new Steve Job 3GS this WInter.

Steve Jobs is just like a Mac. Once a piece malfunctions, you have to change the whole thing.

What if it turns out that they only use PCs in Heaven?

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What do Apple and average Americans have in common? They've both recently lost their Jobs.

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The last thing he saw on the monitors at the hospital:http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://www.survivalguide4idiots.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Spinning-Beachball-of-Death.jpg&sa=X&ei=D_2MTu75DOvJsQLMpaGpBA&ved=0CAkQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNGtdlXiUXJRl0X-JYwpp4oNCAF-YQ

Bought the farmville

Fuck him. Seriously.

He stole all of the original ideas for the MacOS from Xerox PARC...and the sued everyone in site who tried to do the same

He created a monopolistic environment in which no one else could build computers that ran his OS...and sued them all when they tried. He created a similar monopolistic space with the iTunes store, forbidding loading content or apps in any other manner...and then taking a huge slice of everything that goes through that store...and blocking apps that in any way competed with Apple's. He was increasing that monopolistic control by demanding a cut of all in-app advertising revenue and preventing any content subscription model that did not go through his store. No, Time magazine can't have an app that lets current subscribers see online Time magazine content...not without giving Apple a cut of that subscription revenue. He was bringing this same monopolistic tight-fisted control to the MacOS.

When Bill Gates and Warren Buffet asked the super wealthy to commit large potions of their wealth to charity, hundreds came forward...including relatively new super wealthy like Mark Zuckerberg...and assholes like Larry Ellison. Guess who did NOT come forward? That's right...Jobs did not commit a single DIME.

Control freak for his own benefit? Ummm...he hung on to the CEO position until he could barely function...weeks before his own death...so you guess.

I could write a book about what a son of a bitch Steve Jobs was...but I'll settle for this, good riddance fuckwit. Your MacOS, with it's menu bar attached to the top of a primary monitor, is a study in UI anti-patterns...yet you arrogantly refused to acknowledge that features that were fine on a 9" Mac Plus screen may have outlived their usefulness. You fucked everyone you could at every turn - consumers, workers, other companies, other people on the organ transplant waiting list - while being one of the least charitable wealthy people in the world. Good fucking riddance. I'm glad that you lived to see step one on the path of Apple's downfall - that ridiculous iPhone 4S launch.

iBitter? iHater?

WORMFOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jobs was a egomaniacal dictator. Yes, he accomplished a lot, but the same could be said about Hitler. Lied for years about his illegitimate daughter, whose mother was drawing welfare to pay bills. Shafted all the investors in NeXt Computers before escaping back to Apple. There's plenty more. Suffice to say Jobs was no saint.

I'm sure that once he gets to the afterlife, he will claim that he invented death...and then sue everyone who passes after him.

iFaggot?

What does Obama and Pancreatic Cancer have in common??

They both kill Jobs.

You ignorant fuckwet, bitter-little ass! Look, Jobs was a demanding man, but to change the technology world five times in the last 30 years is quite an accomplishment! Show me that that the iphone is not the most the most popular smart phone out there, that the iPad is not the highest-selling tablet, that he didn't increased Apple stock by 7000% in his short 14 years as reassigned CEO. Not to mention that he perfected Pixar and became Disney's largest shareholder. You bitter little ass, acknowledge when someone makes a difference in the world, and battles a disease that few can beat. yet go on to make appearances until three months before they die. Fuck off, you bitter little person.

barestage Wrote:
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> You ignorant fuckwet, bitter-little ass! Look,
> Jobs was a demanding man, but to change the
> technology world five times in the last 30 years
> is quite an accomplishment! Show me that that the

That that the? What does that mean?

> iphone is not the most the most popular smart
> phone out there, that the iPad is not the
> highest-selling tablet, that he didn't increased

He didn't 'increased' anything. You're a moron.


> Apple stock by 7000% in his short 14 years as
> reassigned CEO. Not to mention that he perfected
> Pixar and became Disney's largest shareholder. You
> bitter little ass, acknowledge when someone makes
> a difference in the world, and battles a disease
> that few can beat.

Battled but still lost. He's a loser.

yet go on to make appearances
> until three months before they die. Fuck off, you
> bitter little person.

Learn proper English you ignorant fuck.

NotAFan Wrote:
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> Suffice to say Jobs was no
> saint.


Few geniuses are. Get over yourself. Jobs was a great man. He will go down in history as one. Nobody will remember you.

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i idont icare, he didnt leave any money to me

The last thing america needs is to lose even more Jobs.

Some good jokes. I don't think anyone is praising Steve Jobs as saint-like. Name a CEO any any corporate entity that isn't a control freak, is demanding, pushes people around, and, *gasp*, has lied!! Hitler did accomplish a lot of things - all bad. Jobs accomplished some incredible things. Are there people along the way whom felt wronged by him? You bet. I really think that jjkvikvjk could NOT write a book about Jobs - he can barely write on FFXU!

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Somehow I'm sure this is Four Loko's fault.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> NotAFan Wrote:
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> > Suffice to say Jobs was no
> > saint.
>
>
> Few geniuses are. Get over yourself. Jobs was a
> great man. He will go down in history as one.
> Nobody will remember you.


Being remembered, contrary to popular belief, is for all intents and purposes, worthless. He will not live on cause he is remembered, he's dead. If he's really smart he should have had his body frozen, like Ted Williams had his head, then someday he could be sparked with the life force and really see what happened to his company, the seed he planted. That would be really cool.

Who wants to be the first to say to Tim Cook "Who died and made you boss?"

new product from Apple. The I-dead

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> new product from Apple. The I-dead

who am i Wrote:
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> i idont icare, he didnt leave any money to me


Lil baby, baby do a job??

When he was alive you could make jokes about Apple having the lightest, thinnest CEO on the market.

I wonder how Bill Gates reacted to the news?

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> I wonder how Bill Gates reacted to the news?


"iWON" Bill Gates

eesh Wrote:
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> I wonder how Bill Gates reacted to the news?


Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates, who had a legendary, heated rivalry with Jobs:

"Steve and I first met nearly 30 years ago, and have been colleagues, competitors, and friends over the course of more than half our lives. The world rarely sees someone who has had the profound impact Steve has had, the effects of which will be felt for many generations to come.

For those of us lucky enough to get to work with him, it's been an insanely great honor. I will miss Steve immensely."

When you die, you see your life going by in a flash... Steve jobs didn't. Apple doesn't support Flash

Mr.Google Wrote:
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> When you die, you see your life going by in a
> flash... Steve jobs didn't. Apple doesn't support
> Flash


LOL

that's ok...he beat Adobe into submission and they converted it to HTML5 for him

I don't understand why everyone is making a big deal out of this. It's not like he cured cancer.

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> I don't understand why everyone is making a big
> deal out of this. It's not like he cured cancer.


You're looking at it all wrong, cancer cured Steve Jobs. Think different, poopstick.

It seems that it's the super duper religious who fear death the most. To me I would think they would have a "come get me sucker" attitude toward it.

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> I wonder how Bill Gates reacted to the news?


Sent his resume to Apple HQ with cover note, "I understand you have an opening..."

Come on, one bad apple doesn't spoil the whole bunch

Aryan_Foster Wrote:
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> barestage Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You ignorant fuckwet, bitter-little ass! Look,
> > Jobs was a demanding man, but to change the
> > technology world five times in the last 30
> years
> > is quite an accomplishment! Show me that that
> the
>
> That that the? What does that mean?
>
> > iphone is not the most the most popular smart
> > phone out there, that the iPad is not the
> > highest-selling tablet, that he didn't
> increased
>
> He didn't 'increased' anything. You're a moron.
>
>
> > Apple stock by 7000% in his short 14 years as
> > reassigned CEO. Not to mention that he
> perfected
> > Pixar and became Disney's largest shareholder.
> You
> > bitter little ass, acknowledge when someone
> makes
> > a difference in the world, and battles a
> disease
> > that few can beat.
>
> Battled but still lost. He's a loser.
>
> yet go on to make appearances
> > until three months before they die. Fuck off,
> you
> > bitter little person.
>
> Learn proper English you ignorant fuck.

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Much like the Ipad, they both can't read!!!

barestage Wrote:
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> You ignorant fuckwet, bitter-little ass! Look,
> Jobs was a demanding man, but to change the
> technology world five times in the last 30 years
> is quite an accomplishment! Show me that that the
> iphone is not the most the most popular smart
> phone out there, that the iPad is not the
> highest-selling tablet, that he didn't increased
> Apple stock by 7000% in his short 14 years as
> reassigned CEO.

Big deal.

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/celebrity/news/sex-toys-sell-as-much-as-smartphones

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> i idont icare, he didnt leave any money to me


But he did leave me a lot of great products for reasonable prices.