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Your idea of Fatso's view of Heaven
Posted by: Piper fawn ()
Date: August 12, 2011 04:11PM

My idea of a fatso's idea is a place where there is all you can eat KFC (original mix) with the clouds made out of Ben and Jerry's ice cream. Snow is cotton candy. Everyday is a buffet with breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner and supper all buffets.

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Re: Your idea of Fatso's view of Heaven
Posted by: prejudice is wrong ()
Date: August 12, 2011 04:44PM

Piper fawn Wrote:
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> My idea of a fatso's idea is a place where there
> is all you can eat KFC (original mix) with the
> clouds made out of Ben and Jerry's ice cream.
> Snow is cotton candy. Everyday is a buffet with
> breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner and supper all
> buffets.


And where a person never feels full. Where the houses are made of gingerbread. And the flowers taste like the colors. yellow flowers taste like banana creme, red flowers taste like red licorce, white flowers taste like marsmallow fluff, etc. etc. etc to infinity.

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Re: Your idea of Fatso's view of Heaven
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 14, 2011 10:30PM

eating and sleeping and sex and no diarrhea and no heartburn.. and no vomitando... and no chafed ass from wiping too much... and no tummy aches... and boners all day... and a kiwi bar...not new zealand kiwis... the delicious fruits...

and no sore taste buds... so you could eat hot foods and sour foods without repercussion....

and no STDs...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Your idea of Fatso's view of Heaven
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: August 14, 2011 10:35PM

I see those ads where people bitch about heartburn and take all of this shit to prevent it. Hey, how about not eating the shit that causes heartburn in the first place? It's not that hard! Oh, and eat until you are full and then stop eating.

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Re: Your idea of Fatso's view of Heaven
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 14, 2011 10:36PM

I hear ya, Tone... but that's not what Fatso's Heaven is all about...

You are going against the motif of this thread...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Your idea of Fatso's view of Heaven
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: August 14, 2011 10:40PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I hear ya, Tone... but that's not what Fatso's
> Heaven is all about...
>
> You are going against the motif of this thread...


Fuck, you are right.

Fatso's view of Heaven....


Going into a McDonald's and discovering that they have introduced an all-you-can-eat Big Mac buffet...$4.99 for all the Big Macs, fries and milk shakes you can stick in your gullet.

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Re: Your idea of Fatso's view of Heaven
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 14, 2011 10:48PM

and they have cots and air conditioning... and beautiful music and hot women that love sucking fat dudes' dicks while getting milkshake poured on their heads....

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Your idea of Fatso's view of Heaven
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 14, 2011 10:49PM

and sextuple ply toilet paper... and wet wipes.... and stretchy pantsss...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Your idea of Fatso's view of Heaven
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 14, 2011 10:50PM

and chicken wings... and ravioli...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Your idea of Fatso's view of Heaven
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 14, 2011 10:51PM

and they massage you with hot fry oil...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Your idea of Fatso's view of Heaven
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: August 14, 2011 10:54PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I hear ya, Tone... but that's not what Fatso's
> > Heaven is all about...
> >
> > You are going against the motif of this
> thread...
>
>
> Fuck, you are right.+
>
> Fatso's view of Heaven....
>
>
> Going into a McDonald's and discovering that they
> have introduced an all-you-can-eat Big Mac
> buffet...$4.99 for all the Big Macs, fries and
> milk shakes you can stick in your gullet.


+1

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Re: Your idea of Fatso's view of Heaven
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 14, 2011 10:56PM

And cheesecake,,,gotta have cheesecake

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Re: Your idea of Fatso's view of Heaven
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: August 14, 2011 10:59PM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> And cheesecake,,,gotta have cheesecake


Fucking cheesecake dipped in fudge and frozen and then injected through the ass with a high pressure enema hose.

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Re: Your idea of Fatso's view of Heaven
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 14, 2011 11:00PM

through the ass? that defeats the purpose...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Your idea of Fatso's view of Heaven
Posted by: AndromedaGal ()
Date: August 14, 2011 11:57PM

Richmond.

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Re: Your idea of Fatso's view of Heaven
Posted by: She's a secret meade lover ()
Date: August 15, 2011 01:25AM

AndromedaGal Wrote:
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> Richmond.


^^^eesh^^^

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Re: Your idea of Fatso's view of Heaven
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: August 15, 2011 06:58AM

AndromedaGal Wrote:
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> Richmond.


+1

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Re: Your idea of Fatso's view of Heaven
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: August 15, 2011 08:24AM

A fat persons view of heaven? I would bet for many it would resemble exactly the lawn at Wolf Trap.

Fairfaxunderground rules: Lilliputions, not ok. Midgettville ok. I got it now.

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Re: Your idea of Fatso's view of Heaven
Posted by: DCRTV.com sucks! ()
Date: August 15, 2011 09:31AM

...more like being a successful radio personality and photographer married to a supermodel wife, instead of running a shitty website for pedophiles and stalking young women and construction sites with his camera.



Radiophile Wrote:
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> A fat persons view of heaven? I would bet for many
> it would resemble exactly the lawn at Wolf Trap.

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Re: Your idea of Fatso's view of Heaven
Posted by: FurfaxTownie ()
Date: August 15, 2011 10:28AM


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Re: Your idea of Fatso's view of Heaven
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: August 15, 2011 10:36AM

DCRTV.com sucks! Wrote:
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> ...more like being a successful radio personality
> and photographer married to a supermodel wife,
> instead of running a shitty website for pedophiles
> and stalking young women and construction sites
> with his camera.
>
>


Supermodel wife? Sorry, but Carla has a little too much "junk in the trunk" to pull that off. That, and her Jar Jar Binks-like forehead.

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