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Alias and WTL: forum husband and wife
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 29, 2011 09:50PM

I'd like to say a few words about two people who are very special to me. These two people are practically like parents to me. I'm talking about our own Alias and WashingTone-Locian. Alias, you're like a mother to me. I love you and respect you as if you were my own mother. And WashingTone-Locian, you're like a father to me. I look up to you and you have shown me how to be a man.

I would like nothing more than to see the two of you get together and become real life husband and wife. You're practically the mommy and daddy of the forum, so you would probably make a great couple IRL.

This thread is a place to express your appreciation for these two greatly respected posters.

Mom, Dad........this one's for you.
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Re: Alias and WTL: forum husband and wife
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: July 29, 2011 09:52PM

And like every married couple with kids, we can't stand each other.

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Re: Alias and WTL: forum husband and wife
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 29, 2011 09:53PM

I love you, dad.

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Re: Alias and WTL: forum husband and wife
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: July 29, 2011 10:02PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I love you, dad.


Where's my Goddamn car keys? Did you wash it like I told you to?

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Re: Alias and WTL: forum husband and wife
Posted by: Weird ()
Date: July 29, 2011 10:18PM

Is Mr. Misery having a nervous breakdown?

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Re: Alias and WTL: forum husband and wife
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: July 29, 2011 11:05PM

does WTL have an over sized pocket under his left breast?

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Re: Alias and WTL: forum husband and wife
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 30, 2011 12:02AM

WashingTone-Locian, how would you like to take Alias out on a date?

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 30, 2011 02:44AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 04:07PM by Alias.

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Re: Alias and WTL: forum husband and wife
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 30, 2011 03:04AM

Alias, please check your PMS. It's very important.

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Re: Alias and WTL: forum husband and wife
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: July 30, 2011 07:33AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian, how would you like to take
> Alias out on a date?


The real Mrs. WTL would probably object.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 30, 2011 11:57AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 04:05PM by Alias.

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Re: Alias and WTL: forum husband and wife
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: July 30, 2011 12:06PM

Alias Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > > WashingTone-Locian, how would you like to
> take
> > > Alias out on a date?
> >
> >
> > The real Mrs. WTL would probably object.
>
>
> And, I'm not a home-wrecker, at least not this
> week.

Besides, if the photos I've seen of Alias are accurate, she's not the kind of hand I would go "all in" on, if you know what I mean.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 30, 2011 12:48PM

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Re: Alias and WTL: forum husband and wife
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: July 30, 2011 12:57PM

Alias Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> > > -------------------------------------
> > > > > WashingTone-Locian, how would you like to
> > > take
> > > > > Alias out on a date?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > The real Mrs. WTL would probably object.
> > >
> > >
> > > And, I'm not a home-wrecker, at least not
> this
> > > week.
> >
> > Besides, if the photos I've seen of Alias are
> > accurate, she's not the kind of hand I would go
> > "all in" on, if you know what I mean.
>
> Oh yeah, well, your eyes are too white and they
> bulge. I saw your picture on RoxyFoxy's facebook.
>
> http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.101505441
> 52540162.665307.733935161&l=cdc7a7becb&type=1


They only get like that during the act of lovemaking.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 30, 2011 01:28PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 04:03PM by Alias.

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Re: Alias and WTL: forum husband and wife
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: July 30, 2011 01:31PM

> >
> >
> > They only get like that during the act of
> > lovemaking.
>
>
> Ha!
>
> It must be kinda scary for your wife.


Not a problem. We only do the K-9, you know.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 30, 2011 01:57PM

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Re: Alias and WTL: forum husband and wife
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: July 30, 2011 02:08PM

Alias Wrote:
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> >
> > Not a problem. We only do the K-9, you know.
>
> If you decide to branch out, just wear a blind
> fold.


That might give me dry eye. I'll just have Mrs. WTL wear it.

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Re: Alias and WTL: forum husband and wife
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 30, 2011 08:49PM

WashingTone-Locian, haven't you ever cheated on your wife? According to TV, every married man has cheated on his wife. Would you cheat on her? Does she know you post here?

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Re: Alias and WTL: forum husband and wife
Posted by: Oprah ()
Date: July 30, 2011 09:05PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian, haven't you ever cheated on
> your wife? According to TV, every married man has
> cheated on his wife. Would you cheat on her? Does
> she know you post here?


"Does she know you post here?"

Interesting question. Would love to ask every married member (not that kind of member! Get your mind out of the gutter!)

Anywho....to all the married posters here. Do your spouses know you post her?
and if they do..do they know what this site is all about?

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 30, 2011 10:12PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 04:00PM by Alias.

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Re: Alias and WTL: forum husband and wife
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 31, 2011 12:31AM

what the F

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Re: Alias and WTL: forum husband and wife
Posted by: Elizabeth Vargas ()
Date: July 31, 2011 12:39AM

Oprah Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > WashingTone-Locian, haven't you ever cheated on
> > your wife? According to TV, every married man
> has
> > cheated on his wife. Would you cheat on her?
> Does
> > she know you post here?
>
>
> "Does she know you post here?"
>
> Interesting question. Would love to ask every
> married member (not that kind of member! Get your
> mind out of the gutter!)
>
> Anywho....to all the married posters here. Do your
> spouses know you post her?
> and if they do..do they know what this site is all
> about?


Well do they??
Do your spouses know you post (lurk, stalk) here?

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 31, 2011 12:55AM

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Re: Alias and WTL: forum husband and wife
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: July 31, 2011 09:05AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian, haven't you ever cheated on
> your wife? According to TV, every married man has
> cheated on his wife. Would you cheat on her? Does
> she know you post here?

The limited upside for getting strange versus the incredible downside for getting caught means I don't do that kind of thing. I'm a proud black man who takes care of my wife and family.

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Re: Alias and WTL: forum husband and wife
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: July 31, 2011 09:08AM

Elizabeth Vargas Wrote:
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>
>
> Well do they??
> Do your spouses know you post (lurk, stalk) here?


I've mentioned FFXU to her in the past. She knows I like to provoke people, so I really don't think she would care about the stuff I've written here.

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