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I'm running out of material...need some help
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: May 16, 2011 09:19PM

A couple of months ago I got a new cell number.

Two months later I'm still getting calls for Samil Ali.

He's not real good at paying his bills. And his relatives are just positive that this is his number because they just talked to him recently.

I've told them:

Not his number anymore (he wouldn't have changed it without telling me)

He doesn't like you and asked that you stop bothering him (I will be turning this number over to our collections department)

I'm sorry, he'd dead. (you make not funny joke)

This is Detective Owens and Samir is currently under arrest..who EXACTLY am I speaking with? (click)

Any suggestions? I really don't want to have to get the number changed again.

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Re: I'm running out of material...need some help
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 16, 2011 09:22PM

Answer it like you are taking orders for Chinese takeout or pizza.

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Re: I'm running out of material...need some help
Posted by: Pinhead the Cenobite ()
Date: May 16, 2011 09:23PM

He can not talk right now; he is sucking my dick.

Samil is not available right now. Oh, he does not go by the name Samil anymore. The name is now Samantha.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/16/2011 09:24PM by Pinhead the Cenobite.

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Re: I'm running out of material...need some help
Posted by: sumguy ()
Date: May 16, 2011 09:24PM

Try your his gay lover and just wanted to tell them that you are hiv+ and want their premission to get married before he dies.

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Re: I'm running out of material...need some help
Posted by: Pinhead the Cenobite ()
Date: May 16, 2011 09:26PM

Hmmm...name like Samil Ali.

He is not available at the moment; he is cleaning out the pig pens.

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Re: I'm running out of material...need some help
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: May 16, 2011 09:26PM

I'm going to jerk off now...

Signatures are for fags

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