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Are you "Normal"?
Date: April 14, 2011 09:49PM

This questionnaire is designed to measure your thoughts, feelings, and behaviors with regards to homosexuality.

It is not a test, so there are no right or wrong answers.

Answer each each question True or False. Write down your answers in order to keep track.

1. Gay people make me nervous.

2. Gay people deserve what they get.

3. Homosexuality is unacceptable to me.

4. If I discovered a friend was gay I would end the friendship.

5. I think homosexual people should not work with children.

6. I make derogatory remarks about gay people.

7. When standing at a urinal next to another man, I refrain from peeking at the other guy's junk.

8. Marriage between homosexual individuals should be illegal.

9. I make derogatory remarks like "faggot" or "queer" to people I suspect are gay.

10. I support the Boy Scouts of America.

11. It would upset me if I learned that a close friend was homosexual.

12. Homosexuality is immoral.

13. I tease and make jokes about gay people.

14. I feel that you cannot trust a person who is homosexual.

15. I fear homosexual persons will make sexual advances towards me.

16. Organizations which promote gay rights are not necessary.

17. I have damaged property of a gay person, such as "keying" their car.

18. I would feel uncomfortable having a gay roommate.

19. I would hit a homosexual for coming on to me.

20. Homosexual behavior should be against the law.

21. I avoid gay individuals.

22. It bothers me to see two homosexual people together in public.

23. When I see a really good-looking gay guy I think, "What a waste."

24. When I meet someone I try to find out if he/she is gay.

25. I have rocky relationships with people that I suspect are gay.

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Now add up your answers.

If you answered all 25 questions "True," that's a perfect score, and means you're absolutely normal.

If you answered 20 or more questions "True," you are probably normal.

If you answered between 15 and 19 questions "True," you likely suffer from borderline personality disorder. Make an appointment with a psychiatrist immediately.

If you answered less than 15 questions "True," congratulations, you're a fag. Time to move to San Francisco.

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Re: Are you "Normal"?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: April 14, 2011 09:53PM

Primitive Screwhead Wrote:
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> This questionnaire is designed to measure your
> thoughts, feelings, and behaviors with regards to
> homosexuality.
>
> It is not a test, so there are no right or wrong
> answers.
>
> Answer each each question True or False. Write
> down your answers in order to keep track.
>
> 1. Gay people make me nervous.
>
> 2. Gay people deserve what they get.
>
> 3. Homosexuality is unacceptable to me.
>
> 4. If I discovered a friend was gay I would end
> the friendship.
>
> 5. I think homosexual people should not work with
> children.
>
> 6. I make derogatory remarks about gay people.
>
> 7. When standing at a urinal next to another man,
> I refrain from peeking at the other guy's junk.
>
> 8. Marriage between homosexual individuals should
> be illegal.
>
> 9. I make derogatory remarks like "faggot" or
> "queer" to people I suspect are gay.
>
> 10. I support the Boy Scouts of America.
>
> 11. It would upset me if I learned that a close
> friend was homosexual.
>
> 12. Homosexuality is immoral.
>
> 13. I tease and make jokes about gay people.
>
> 14. I feel that you cannot trust a person who is
> homosexual.
>
> 15. I fear homosexual persons will make sexual
> advances towards me.
>
> 16. Organizations which promote gay rights are not
> necessary.
>
> 17. I have damaged property of a gay person, such
> as "keying" their car.
>
> 18. I would feel uncomfortable having a gay
> roommate.
>
> 19. I would hit a homosexual for coming on to me.
>
>
> 20. Homosexual behavior should be against the law.
>
>
> 21. I avoid gay individuals.
>
> 22. It bothers me to see two homosexual people
> together in public.
>
> 23. When I see a really good-looking gay guy I
> think, "What a waste."
>
> 24. When I meet someone I try to find out if
> he/she is gay.
>
> 25. I have rocky relationships with people that I
> suspect are gay.
>
> ==================================================
> ==============================
>
> Now add up your answers.
>
> If you answered all 25 questions "True," that's a
> perfect score, and means you're absolutely
> normal.
>
> If you answered 20 or more questions "True," you
> are probably normal.
>
> If you answered between 15 and 19 questions
> "True," you likely suffer from borderline
> personality disorder. Make an appointment with a
> psychiatrist immediately.
>
> If you answered less than 15 questions "True,"
> congratulations, you're a fag. Time to move to
> San Francisco.


You aren't just a dickhead

You're a fucking stupid dickhead

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Re: Are you "Normal"?
Date: April 14, 2011 09:59PM

Thank you, Conie.

Everyone already knew you were a man.

Now we know you're gay to boot.

Thanks for playing. Now do me a favor and get the hell off my thread.

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Re: Are you "Normal"?
Posted by: quackywacky ()
Date: April 14, 2011 10:54PM

I guess I'll be moving to San Francisco...

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Re: Are you "Normal"?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: April 15, 2011 05:33AM

Primitive Screwhead Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> This questionnaire is designed to measure your
> thoughts, feelings, and behaviors with regards to
> homosexuality.
>
> It is not a test, so there are no right or wrong
> answers.
>
> Answer each each question True or False. Write
> down your answers in order to keep track.
>
> 1. Gay people make me nervous.

False..

>
> 2. Gay people deserve what they get.

True (everyone does)

>
> 3. Homosexuality is unacceptable to me.

False

>
> 4. If I discovered a friend was gay I would end
> the friendship.

False

>
> 5. I think homosexual people should not work with
> children.

False

>
> 6. I make derogatory remarks about gay people.

True

>
> 7. When standing at a urinal next to another man,
> I refrain from peeking at the other guy's junk.

True (and don't talk to me, either... I don't want to chat while I'm pissing)

>
> 8. Marriage between homosexual individuals should
> be illegal.

(I really don't care... if they want to get married so bad, they can marry a member of the opposite sex)

>
> 9. I make derogatory remarks like "faggot" or
> "queer" to people I suspect are gay.

False... (mostly to people who I suspect aren't gay..)

>
> 10. I support the Boy Scouts of America.

False...

>
> 11. It would upset me if I learned that a close
> friend was homosexual.

False... (I've always known, dood... just come out with it already)

>
> 12. Homosexuality is immoral.

(Maybe... you want to start a dialogue?)

>
> 13. I tease and make jokes about gay people.

True

>
> 14. I feel that you cannot trust a person who is
> homosexual.

True (I feel you cannot trust anyone)

>
> 15. I fear homosexual persons will make sexual
> advances towards me.

(False)

>
> 16. Organizations which promote gay rights are not
> necessary.

True (Where's the equality in that?)

>
> 17. I have damaged property of a gay person, such
> as "keying" their car.

Maybe (If so, I didn't do it because they were gay)

>
> 18. I would feel uncomfortable having a gay
> roommate.

False

>
> 19. I would hit a homosexual for coming on to me.

(Depends on how (s)he came on to me)

>
>
> 20. Homosexual behavior should be against the law.

False...

>
>
> 21. I avoid gay individuals.

False

>
> 22. It bothers me to see two homosexual people
> together in public.

False

>
> 23. When I see a really good-looking gay guy I
> think, "What a waste."

False (HA!)

>
> 24. When I meet someone I try to find out if
> he/she is gay.

Doesn't even cross my mind unless they come off as really flaming...

>
> 25. I have rocky relationships with people that I
> suspect are gay.

True (I have rocky relationships with everyone...)

>
> ==================================================
> ==============================
>
> Now add up your answers.
>
> If you answered all 25 questions "True," that's a
> perfect score, and means you're absolutely
> normal.
>
> If you answered 20 or more questions "True," you
> are probably normal.
>
> If you answered between 15 and 19 questions
> "True," you likely suffer from borderline
> personality disorder. Make an appointment with a
> psychiatrist immediately.
>
> If you answered less than 15 questions "True,"
> congratulations, you're a fag. Time to move to
> San Francisco.

Guess I'm a fag...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Are you "Normal"?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: April 15, 2011 07:32PM

I'm a mega-fag

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Re: Are you "Normal"?
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: April 15, 2011 07:44PM

What is "Normal"? I don't think I'm just "Normal" Not that I'm gay( I just like men.) Not there's anything wrong with that.

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Re: Are you "Normal"?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 15, 2011 08:08PM

6X, weren't you supposed to be a grandmother? That is what you said.

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Re: Are you "Normal"?
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: April 15, 2011 08:12PM

eesh Wrote:
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> 6X, weren't you supposed to be a grandmother? That
> is what you said.


What eesh? Yeah.. Grandmother.. Grandmas like men too.

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Re: Are you "Normal"?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 15, 2011 08:16PM

6X Wrote:
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>
> What eesh? Yeah.. Grandmother.. Grandmas like men
> too.




Men your own age, or do you like them young like Conie?

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Re: Are you "Normal"?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: April 15, 2011 08:16PM

eesh, this woman is a grandma too. Being a grandma doesn't mean old and unsexy. I think 6X is probably a hot grandma like this woman.
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Re: Are you "Normal"?
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: April 15, 2011 08:23PM

eesh Wrote:
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> 6X Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > What eesh? Yeah.. Grandmother.. Grandmas like
> men
> > too.
>
>
>
>
> Men your own age, or do you like them young like
> Conie?


I said men, not boys like you.

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Re: Are you "Normal"?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 15, 2011 08:25PM

6X Wrote:
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> I said men, not boys like you.




lol At what age do you consider males to be men? Conie thinks men are 17 and older.

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Re: Are you "Normal"?
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: April 15, 2011 08:31PM

eesh Wrote:
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> 6X Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > I said men, not boys like you.
>
>
>
>
> lol At what age do you consider males to be men?
> Conie thinks men are 17 and older.


When they are not living in their Moms basement is a start.

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Re: Are you "Normal"?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 15, 2011 08:33PM

6X Wrote:
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> When they are not living in their Moms basement is
> a start.





Whatever 6X, unless you look like this chick, you're not my type.




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Re: Are you "Normal"?
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: April 15, 2011 08:39PM

eesh Wrote:
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> 6X Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > When they are not living in their Moms basement
> is
> > a start.
>
>
>
>
>
> Whatever 6X, unless you look like this chick,
> you're not my type.
>
>
>
>
> -


No, I don't have a dick

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Re: Are you "Normal"?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 15, 2011 08:42PM

6X Wrote:
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> No, I don't have a dick






But you used to...

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Re: Are you "Normal"?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: April 15, 2011 08:44PM

This is a strange, forced, dialogue between eesh and 6x...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Are you "Normal"?
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: April 15, 2011 08:48PM

eesh Wrote:
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> 6X Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > No, I don't have a dick
>
>
>
>
>
>
> But you used to...


Richard & I where just friends... Thats all.

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Re: Are you "Normal"?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 15, 2011 08:51PM

How big are your titties 6X? Do they have that grandma droop to them, or are they still fresh and perky like Conie's?

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Re: Are you "Normal"?
Posted by: eeshemales ()
Date: April 15, 2011 08:53PM

eesh Wrote:
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> How big are your titties 6X? Do they have that
> grandma droop to them, or are they still fresh and
> perky like Conie's?


eesh 'queeries' as he salivates.

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Re: Are you "Normal"?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 15, 2011 08:55PM

eeshemales Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How big are your titties 6X? Do they have that
> > grandma droop to them, or are they still fresh
> and
> > perky like Conie's?
>
>
> eesh 'queeries' as he salivates.





Hey Patty. Not flicking cigarettes at anyone tonight?

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Re: Are you "Normal"?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: April 15, 2011 08:55PM

No

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Re: Are you "Normal"?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: April 15, 2011 08:57PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> This is a strange, forced, dialogue between eesh
> and 6x...


that's becuz 6X=eesh

duh

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Re: Are you "Normal"?
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: April 15, 2011 09:01PM

eesh Wrote:
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> How big are your titties 6X? Do they have that
> grandma droop to them, or are they still fresh and
> perky like Conie's?

What do you think?
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