Primitive Screwhead Wrote:
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> This questionnaire is designed to measure your
> thoughts, feelings, and behaviors with regards to
> homosexuality.
>
> It is not a test, so there are no right or wrong
> answers.
>
> Answer each each question True or False. Write
> down your answers in order to keep track.
>
> 1. Gay people make me nervous.
False..
>
> 2. Gay people deserve what they get.
True (everyone does)
>
> 3. Homosexuality is unacceptable to me.
False
>
> 4. If I discovered a friend was gay I would end
> the friendship.
False
>
> 5. I think homosexual people should not work with
> children.
False
>
> 6. I make derogatory remarks about gay people.
True
>
> 7. When standing at a urinal next to another man,
> I refrain from peeking at the other guy's junk.
True (and don't talk to me, either... I don't want to chat while I'm pissing)
>
> 8. Marriage between homosexual individuals should
> be illegal.
(I really don't care... if they want to get married so bad, they can marry a member of the opposite sex)
>
> 9. I make derogatory remarks like "faggot" or
> "queer" to people I suspect are gay.
False... (mostly to people who I suspect aren't gay..)
>
> 10. I support the Boy Scouts of America.
False...
>
> 11. It would upset me if I learned that a close
> friend was homosexual.
False... (I've always known, dood... just come out with it already)
>
> 12. Homosexuality is immoral.
(Maybe... you want to start a dialogue?)
>
> 13. I tease and make jokes about gay people.
True
>
> 14. I feel that you cannot trust a person who is
> homosexual.
True (I feel you cannot trust anyone)
>
> 15. I fear homosexual persons will make sexual
> advances towards me.
(False)
>
> 16. Organizations which promote gay rights are not
> necessary.
True (Where's the equality in that?)
>
> 17. I have damaged property of a gay person, such
> as "keying" their car.
Maybe (If so, I didn't do it because they were gay)
>
> 18. I would feel uncomfortable having a gay
> roommate.
False
>
> 19. I would hit a homosexual for coming on to me.
(Depends on how (s)he came on to me)
>
>
> 20. Homosexual behavior should be against the law.
False...
>
>
> 21. I avoid gay individuals.
False
>
> 22. It bothers me to see two homosexual people
> together in public.
False
>
> 23. When I see a really good-looking gay guy I
> think, "What a waste."
False (HA!)
>
> 24. When I meet someone I try to find out if
> he/she is gay.
Doesn't even cross my mind unless they come off as really flaming...
>
> 25. I have rocky relationships with people that I
> suspect are gay.
True (I have rocky relationships with everyone...)
>
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> ==============================
>
> Now add up your answers.
>
> If you answered all 25 questions "True," that's a
> perfect score, and means you're absolutely
> normal.
>
> If you answered 20 or more questions "True," you
> are probably normal.
>
> If you answered between 15 and 19 questions
> "True," you likely suffer from borderline
> personality disorder. Make an appointment with a
> psychiatrist immediately.
>
> If you answered less than 15 questions "True,"
> congratulations, you're a fag. Time to move to
> San Francisco.
Guess I'm a fag...
Signatures are for fags