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youngest/oldest person you would beat up
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: February 26, 2011 06:22PM

what's the youngest and oldest person you would beat up in a fight? The youngest person I would beat up is 10 years old. The oldest person I would beat up is 77. What's your age limit for beating people up?
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Re: youngest/oldest person you would beat up
Posted by: tylor ()
Date: February 26, 2011 06:40PM

Don't matter, any age to protect myself. I've seen guys in 50s and 60s at the gym who are alot stronger then me. George Foreman boxed professionaly into his 50s. If a guy is in shape, he can do damage, no matter what age.,

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Re: youngest/oldest person you would beat up
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: February 26, 2011 06:42PM

tylor Wrote:
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> Don't matter, any age to protect myself. I've
> seen guys in 50s and 60s at the gym who are alot
> stronger then me. George Foreman boxed
> professionaly into his 50s. If a guy is in shape,
> he can do damage, no matter what age.,


Wut?

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Re: youngest/oldest person you would beat up
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 26, 2011 07:12PM

12 - minimum

NO MAXIMUM!

Signatures are for fags

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Re: youngest/oldest person you would beat up
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 26, 2011 07:14PM

I beat up Alias one time when she got disobedient...





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Re: youngest/oldest person you would beat up
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: February 26, 2011 07:16PM

LOL..

That's not me. I don't care for cats.

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Re: youngest/oldest person you would beat up
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: February 26, 2011 07:16PM

I think it's worse to beat up an old person than it is to beat up a kid. Kids are terrible, terrible people. Every child deserves to be punched. They all have it coming. Old people can be assholes, but at least they've lived a life, and on some level you have to respect that. But kids.....they're just assholes.

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Re: youngest/oldest person you would beat up
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: February 26, 2011 07:29PM

Like another poster said... I won't fight anyone, but there's no age restrictions on who I'll defend myself against.

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Re: youngest/oldest person you would beat up
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 26, 2011 07:33PM

Could you shoot a little kid that wanted to kill you? What about a zombie girl?


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Re: youngest/oldest person you would beat up
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: February 26, 2011 07:36PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Could you shoot a little kid that wanted to kill
> you?

If they had a gun or were a suicide bomber, sure. The chances of me encountering that situation are borderline non-existent, so I hadn't really given much thought about it.

> What about a zombie girl?

Absolutely. Considerations of age, race, and gender are thrown right out the window if it's a zombie.

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Re: youngest/oldest person you would beat up
Posted by: poulouert ()
Date: February 26, 2011 08:04PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> -----
> > Could you shoot a little kid that wanted to
> kill
> > you?
>
> If they had a gun or were a suicide bomber, sure.
> The chances of me encountering that situation are
> borderline non-existent, so I hadn't really given
> much thought about it.
>
> > What about a zombie girl?
>
> Absolutely. Considerations of age, race, and
> gender are thrown right out the window if it's a
> zombie.
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Also children of the corn and Satan's children and children of the damned and Brady Bunch children and Kennedy Kids.

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Re: youngest/oldest person you would beat up
Posted by: quite a quandary ()
Date: February 27, 2011 02:34PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Could you shoot a little kid that wanted to
> kill
> > you?
>
> If they had a gun or were a suicide bomber, sure.
> The chances of me encountering that situation are
> borderline non-existent, so I hadn't really given
> much thought about it.
>
> > What about a zombie girl?
>
> Absolutely. Considerations of age, race, and
> gender are thrown right out the window if it's a
> zombie.


what about a zombie eesh?

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Re: youngest/oldest person you would beat up
Date: February 27, 2011 02:44PM

The only person I would attempt to beat up is some asshole breaking into my house. So it would depend on the age of the asshole.

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Re: youngest/oldest person you would beat up
Posted by: WTL, super billionaire home consultant extroardinaire ()
Date: February 27, 2011 02:51PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> The only person I would attempt to beat up is some
> asshole breaking into my house. So it would depend
> on the age of the asshole.


It would be impossible to impregnate the perimeter of your Bill Gates style super fortress, especially with the moat and mine field.

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Re: youngest/oldest person you would beat up
Date: February 27, 2011 02:56PM

WTL, super billionaire home consultant extroardinaire Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > The only person I would attempt to beat up is
> some
> > asshole breaking into my house. So it would
> depend
> > on the age of the asshole.
>
>
> It would be impossible to impregnate the perimeter
> of your Bill Gates style super fortress,
> especially with the moat and mine field.


Why aren't you practicing on how to use jumper cables properly?

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Re: youngest/oldest person you would beat up
Posted by: Ken Kineef from Connecticut ()
Date: February 27, 2011 03:13PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> WTL, super billionaire home consultant
> extroardinaire Wrote:
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> -----
> > WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The only person I would attempt to beat up is
> > some
> > > asshole breaking into my house. So it would
> > depend
> > > on the age of the asshole.
> >
> >
> > It would be impossible to impregnate the
> perimeter
> > of your Bill Gates style super fortress,
> > especially with the moat and mine field.
>
>
> Why aren't you practicing on how to use jumper
> cables properly?


I'm too busy trying to figure out a way to make a billion dollars a day doing nothing but posting on a certain forum from home like you do.

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Re: youngest/oldest person you would beat up
Date: February 27, 2011 03:20PM

Ken Kineef from Connecticut Wrote:
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>
>
> I'm too busy trying to figure out a way to make a
> billion dollars a day doing nothing but posting on
> a certain forum from home like you do.


No. You are just trying to figure out how to do it with a podcast and losing everything in the process.

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Re: youngest/oldest person you would beat up
Posted by: come back to Earth, Peter Pan! ()
Date: February 27, 2011 03:24PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Ken Kineef from Connecticut Wrote:
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> -----
>
> >
> >
> > I'm too busy trying to figure out a way to make
> a
> > billion dollars a day doing nothing but posting
> on
> > a certain forum from home like you do.
>
>
> No. You are just trying to figure out how to do it
> with a podcast and losing everything in the
> process.


So, now your grandiose ego thinks a radio personality stalks you on the internet?

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Re: youngest/oldest person you would beat up
Date: February 27, 2011 03:29PM

come back to Earth, Peter Pan! Wrote:
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>
> So, now your grandiose ego thinks a radio
> personality stalks you on the internet?


First, you admit to being a stalker?

Second, who said anything about radio personality? I said podcaster. Seems like a slip on your end.

Third, it's not my ego. It's research and information that has been shared with me over the past few months by individuals who know what's going on.

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Re: youngest/oldest person you would beat up
Posted by: WashingTinFoiLoco ()
Date: February 27, 2011 04:19PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> come back to Earth, Peter Pan! Wrote:
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>
> >
> >
> > So, now your grandiose ego thinks a radio
> > personality stalks you on the internet?
>
>
> First, you admit to being a stalker?
>
> Second, who said anything about radio personality?
> I said podcaster. Seems like a slip on your end.
>
> Third, it's not my ego. It's research and
> information that has been shared with me over the
> past few months by individuals who know what's
> going on.

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Re: youngest/oldest person you would beat up
Date: February 27, 2011 05:06PM

Noticed it took you quite a while to respond. Had to think quite a while to come up with that lame retort. Fact is I know who you are and you have no clue who I am.

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Re: youngest/oldest person you would beat up
Posted by: how lame! ()
Date: February 27, 2011 05:36PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Noticed it took you quite a while to respond. Had
> to think quite a while to come up with that lame
> retort. Fact is I know who you are and you have no
> clue who I am.


I could say the same about you seeing as it took you almost an hour to come back with that lame ass 'retort'! Is that really the best you could do? How sad! :(

BTW, you have no clue who I am. Furthermore, it's a nice day and I have better things to do than sit around waiting for you to respond.

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Re: youngest/oldest person you would beat up
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: February 27, 2011 08:18PM


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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: February 28, 2011 01:04AM

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Re: youngest/oldest person you would beat up
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: February 28, 2011 01:09AM

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Re: youngest/oldest person you would beat up
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 28, 2011 01:10AM

Umm... what is that, Alias?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: youngest/oldest person you would beat up
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: February 28, 2011 01:11AM

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Re: youngest/oldest person you would beat up
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: February 28, 2011 08:55AM

I would NEVER fight any able bodied male between the ages of 10 and 80.

Anyone outside that range had better watch out, I will fuck you up bad.


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Re: youngest/oldest person you would beat up
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: March 20, 2011 01:32AM

i would beat uop anyone, allss along as i got to suck their cCOCK!!!

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