Great to have you back, buddy...
Your comment doesn't effectively serve its intended purpose..
The cost of the cake does not necessarily have any relationship to the size of the cake... especially in the backwards world of people like Paris Hilton...
It could be a 32oo dollar cupcake... You better believe I could eat that...
Please keep in mind, I have no idea how big Paris's's cake was... and I really don't care... but frankly.... You would've communicated your attempted insult better by saying something like...
"Harry is fat and can eat a lot"...
For your insults...
Signatures are for fags