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Orange Alligator seen in Florida
Posted by:
6X
()
Date: January 07, 2011 09:08PM
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/01/07/orange-gator-discovered-in-florida-but-is-it-a-dye-job/
Gator-Aid?
Gator-Aid?
Re: Orange Alligator seen in Florida
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: January 07, 2011 09:20PM
Florida Wildlife Commission experts have analyzed the photo and determined that the reptile's coloring is not genetic. Officials suspect the animal might be the victim of a prank but won't know for sure until they can examine it.
Who the hell would get that close to an alligator to paint it?
Blessed are the murderous.
Who the hell would get that close to an alligator to paint it?
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Orange Alligator seen in Florida
Posted by:
6X
()
Date: January 07, 2011 09:44PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Florida Wildlife Commission experts have analyzed
> the photo and determined that the reptile's
> coloring is not genetic. Officials suspect the
> animal might be the victim of a prank but won't
> know for sure until they can examine it.
>
>
>
> Who the hell would get that close to an alligator
> to paint it?
They do that crazy shit in Florida. It looks real to me.
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> Florida Wildlife Commission experts have analyzed
> the photo and determined that the reptile's
> coloring is not genetic. Officials suspect the
> animal might be the victim of a prank but won't
> know for sure until they can examine it.
>
>
>
> Who the hell would get that close to an alligator
> to paint it?
They do that crazy shit in Florida. It looks real to me.
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Re: Orange Alligator seen in Florida
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: January 08, 2011 06:16AM
The kids down in the south (the real south, Meade) have no respect for the gators.... They get drunk and then decide to go hunt them... They're really easy to find at night... Just go out onto the water with a spotlight...
Gator eyes reflect a lot of light... You can spot a gator from hundreds of yards away at night...
They'll find gators, grab 'em with their bare hands, and do all sorts of unsavory things to them...
I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn that some kids went around spray painting them...
eesh Wrote:
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> Florida Wildlife Commission experts have analyzed
> the photo and determined that the reptile's
> coloring is not genetic. Officials suspect the
> animal might be the victim of a prank but won't
> know for sure until they can examine it.
>
>
>
> Who the hell would get that close to an alligator
> to paint it?
Signatures are for fags
Gator eyes reflect a lot of light... You can spot a gator from hundreds of yards away at night...
They'll find gators, grab 'em with their bare hands, and do all sorts of unsavory things to them...
I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn that some kids went around spray painting them...
eesh Wrote:
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> Florida Wildlife Commission experts have analyzed
> the photo and determined that the reptile's
> coloring is not genetic. Officials suspect the
> animal might be the victim of a prank but won't
> know for sure until they can examine it.
>
>
>
> Who the hell would get that close to an alligator
> to paint it?
Signatures are for fags
Re: Orange Alligator seen in Florida
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: January 08, 2011 07:01AM
6X Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Florida Wildlife Commission experts have
> analyzed
> > the photo and determined that the reptile's
> > coloring is not genetic. Officials suspect the
> > animal might be the victim of a prank but won't
> > know for sure until they can examine it.
> >
> >
> >
> > Who the hell would get that close to an
> alligator
> > to paint it?
>
>
> They do that crazy shit in Florida. It looks real
> to me.
LOL at the picture from Gatorland. I've seen that show.
__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Florida Wildlife Commission experts have
> analyzed
> > the photo and determined that the reptile's
> > coloring is not genetic. Officials suspect the
> > animal might be the victim of a prank but won't
> > know for sure until they can examine it.
> >
> >
> >
> > Who the hell would get that close to an
> alligator
> > to paint it?
>
>
> They do that crazy shit in Florida. It looks real
> to me.
LOL at the picture from Gatorland. I've seen that show.
__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: Orange Alligator seen in Florida
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: January 08, 2011 12:25PM
I doubt it would've been laying around long enough for them to spray paint it. It's more likely that they tossed a bucket of paint onto it.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
Re: Orange Alligator seen in Florida
Posted by:
rvabread
()
Date: January 08, 2011 04:04PM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> The kids down in the south (the real south, Meade)
> have no respect for the gators.... They get drunk
> and then decide to go hunt them... They're really
> easy to find at night... Just go out onto the
> water with a spotlight...
>
> Gator eyes reflect a lot of light... You can spot
> a gator from hundreds of yards away at night...
>
> They'll find gators, grab 'em with their bare
> hands, and do all sorts of unsavory things to
> them...
>
> I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn that some
> kids went around spray painting them...
>
> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Florida Wildlife Commission experts have
> analyzed
> > the photo and determined that the reptile's
> > coloring is not genetic. Officials suspect the
> > animal might be the victim of a prank but won't
> > know for sure until they can examine it.
> >
> >
> >
> > Who the hell would get that close to an
> alligator
> > to paint it?
LOL.FLORIDA IS NOT THE SOUTH! Nova is more 'Southern' than Florida. Only extreme northern Florida is the South. The rest is pure Yankee.
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> The kids down in the south (the real south, Meade)
> have no respect for the gators.... They get drunk
> and then decide to go hunt them... They're really
> easy to find at night... Just go out onto the
> water with a spotlight...
>
> Gator eyes reflect a lot of light... You can spot
> a gator from hundreds of yards away at night...
>
> They'll find gators, grab 'em with their bare
> hands, and do all sorts of unsavory things to
> them...
>
> I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn that some
> kids went around spray painting them...
>
> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Florida Wildlife Commission experts have
> analyzed
> > the photo and determined that the reptile's
> > coloring is not genetic. Officials suspect the
> > animal might be the victim of a prank but won't
> > know for sure until they can examine it.
> >
> >
> >
> > Who the hell would get that close to an
> alligator
> > to paint it?
LOL.FLORIDA IS NOT THE SOUTH! Nova is more 'Southern' than Florida. Only extreme northern Florida is the South. The rest is pure Yankee.
Re: Orange Alligator seen in Florida
Posted by:
tomahawk
()
Date: January 08, 2011 04:14PM
You're right. Florida is just general purpose trailer park.
Re: Orange Alligator seen in Florida
Posted by:
6X
()
Date: January 08, 2011 05:56PM
Orange gator... I'm thinkin handbag or glazed BBQ ribs.
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Re: Orange Alligator seen in Florida
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: January 08, 2011 06:19PM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> They'll find gators, grab 'em with their bare
> hands, and do all sorts of unsavory things to
> them...
What sort of unsavory things? Do they sodomize the gators?
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> They'll find gators, grab 'em with their bare
> hands, and do all sorts of unsavory things to
> them...
What sort of unsavory things? Do they sodomize the gators?
Re: Orange Alligator seen in Florida
Posted by:
6X
()
Date: January 09, 2011 04:34PM
Why is orange so hard to believe.
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Re: Orange Alligator seen in Florida
Posted by:
petemcfarley
()
Date: January 09, 2011 05:39PM
I have to agree with whoever said Florida is not the South. It sure didnt seem like it to me. Northern Florida has a lot of Southern qualities to it, but ironically its like you've gone so far South, you're in the North again. Southern Georgia definitely- Southern, and perhaps the western panhandle of FL that extends into Alabama. But the rest is just kind of NJ on the opposite end.
Re: Orange Alligator seen in Florida
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: January 09, 2011 07:33PM
rvabread Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The kids down in the south (the real south,
> Meade)
> > have no respect for the gators.... They get
> drunk
> > and then decide to go hunt them... They're
> really
> > easy to find at night... Just go out onto the
> > water with a spotlight...
> >
> > Gator eyes reflect a lot of light... You can
> spot
> > a gator from hundreds of yards away at night...
> >
> > They'll find gators, grab 'em with their bare
> > hands, and do all sorts of unsavory things to
> > them...
> >
> > I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn that
> some
> > kids went around spray painting them...
> >
> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Florida Wildlife Commission experts have
> > analyzed
> > > the photo and determined that the reptile's
> > > coloring is not genetic. Officials suspect
> the
> > > animal might be the victim of a prank but
> won't
> > > know for sure until they can examine it.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Who the hell would get that close to an
> > alligator
> > > to paint it?
>
> LOL.FLORIDA IS NOT THE SOUTH! Nova is more
> 'Southern' than Florida. Only extreme northern
> Florida is the South. The rest is pure Yankee.
Northern Florida is as deep south as you can get. I've never seen a place so backwards, and I've even heard whites there openly referring to blacks as "Coons". The blacks refer to the whites are Crackers too.
==================================================================================================
"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
-------------------------------------------------------
> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The kids down in the south (the real south,
> Meade)
> > have no respect for the gators.... They get
> drunk
> > and then decide to go hunt them... They're
> really
> > easy to find at night... Just go out onto the
> > water with a spotlight...
> >
> > Gator eyes reflect a lot of light... You can
> spot
> > a gator from hundreds of yards away at night...
> >
> > They'll find gators, grab 'em with their bare
> > hands, and do all sorts of unsavory things to
> > them...
> >
> > I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn that
> some
> > kids went around spray painting them...
> >
> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Florida Wildlife Commission experts have
> > analyzed
> > > the photo and determined that the reptile's
> > > coloring is not genetic. Officials suspect
> the
> > > animal might be the victim of a prank but
> won't
> > > know for sure until they can examine it.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Who the hell would get that close to an
> > alligator
> > > to paint it?
>
> LOL.FLORIDA IS NOT THE SOUTH! Nova is more
> 'Southern' than Florida. Only extreme northern
> Florida is the South. The rest is pure Yankee.
Northern Florida is as deep south as you can get. I've never seen a place so backwards, and I've even heard whites there openly referring to blacks as "Coons". The blacks refer to the whites are Crackers too.
==================================================================================================
"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
Re: Orange Alligator seen in Florida
Posted by:
petemcfarley
()
Date: January 09, 2011 07:37PM
ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> rvabread Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The kids down in the south (the real south,
> > Meade)
> > > have no respect for the gators.... They get
> > drunk
> > > and then decide to go hunt them... They're
> > really
> > > easy to find at night... Just go out onto the
> > > water with a spotlight...
> > >
> > > Gator eyes reflect a lot of light... You can
> > spot
> > > a gator from hundreds of yards away at
> night...
> > >
> > > They'll find gators, grab 'em with their bare
> > > hands, and do all sorts of unsavory things to
> > > them...
> > >
> > > I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn that
> > some
> > > kids went around spray painting them...
> > >
> > > eesh Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Florida Wildlife Commission experts have
> > > analyzed
> > > > the photo and determined that the reptile's
> > > > coloring is not genetic. Officials suspect
> > the
> > > > animal might be the victim of a prank but
> > won't
> > > > know for sure until they can examine it.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Who the hell would get that close to an
> > > alligator
> > > > to paint it?
> >
> > LOL.FLORIDA IS NOT THE SOUTH! Nova is more
> > 'Southern' than Florida. Only extreme northern
> > Florida is the South. The rest is pure Yankee.
>
>
> Northern Florida is as deep south as you can get.
> I've never seen a place so backwards, and I've
> even heard whites there openly referring to blacks
> as "Coons". The blacks refer to the whites are
> Crackers too.
Rural Central PA is pretty backwards. Is that the Deep South too?
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> rvabread Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The kids down in the south (the real south,
> > Meade)
> > > have no respect for the gators.... They get
> > drunk
> > > and then decide to go hunt them... They're
> > really
> > > easy to find at night... Just go out onto the
> > > water with a spotlight...
> > >
> > > Gator eyes reflect a lot of light... You can
> > spot
> > > a gator from hundreds of yards away at
> night...
> > >
> > > They'll find gators, grab 'em with their bare
> > > hands, and do all sorts of unsavory things to
> > > them...
> > >
> > > I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn that
> > some
> > > kids went around spray painting them...
> > >
> > > eesh Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Florida Wildlife Commission experts have
> > > analyzed
> > > > the photo and determined that the reptile's
> > > > coloring is not genetic. Officials suspect
> > the
> > > > animal might be the victim of a prank but
> > won't
> > > > know for sure until they can examine it.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Who the hell would get that close to an
> > > alligator
> > > > to paint it?
> >
> > LOL.FLORIDA IS NOT THE SOUTH! Nova is more
> > 'Southern' than Florida. Only extreme northern
> > Florida is the South. The rest is pure Yankee.
>
>
> Northern Florida is as deep south as you can get.
> I've never seen a place so backwards, and I've
> even heard whites there openly referring to blacks
> as "Coons". The blacks refer to the whites are
> Crackers too.
Rural Central PA is pretty backwards. Is that the Deep South too?
Re: Orange Alligator seen in Florida
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: January 09, 2011 10:10PM
maybe its the algae in the water? it looks almost powdery. i dont think someone just ran up and threw paint on it. could also be cause by high iodine levels in the water from decaying plant matter. ima marine biologist.
Re: Orange Alligator seen in Florida
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: January 09, 2011 10:19PM
vitamin c toxicity.
yeefuckinghaw
yeefuckinghaw
Re: Orange Alligator seen in Florida
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: January 09, 2011 10:23PM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> maybe its the algae in the water? it looks almost
> powdery. i dont think someone just ran up and
> threw paint on it. could also be cause by high
> iodine levels in the water from decaying plant
> matter. ima marine biologist.
Yeah, I'm still having a hard time believing that a person would do this to an alligator, no matter how drunk or stupid they might be. No way they could paint the whole body like that without losing their limbs.
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> maybe its the algae in the water? it looks almost
> powdery. i dont think someone just ran up and
> threw paint on it. could also be cause by high
> iodine levels in the water from decaying plant
> matter. ima marine biologist.
Yeah, I'm still having a hard time believing that a person would do this to an alligator, no matter how drunk or stupid they might be. No way they could paint the whole body like that without losing their limbs.
Re: Orange Alligator seen in Florida
Posted by:
u no
()
Date: January 09, 2011 10:40PM
eesh Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > maybe its the algae in the water? it looks
> almost
> > powdery. i dont think someone just ran up and
> > threw paint on it. could also be cause by high
> > iodine levels in the water from decaying plant
> > matter. ima marine biologist.
>
>
> Yeah, I'm still having a hard time believing that
> a person would do this to an alligator, no matter
> how drunk or stupid they might be. No way they
> could paint the whole body like that without
> losing their limbs.
A pussy like you wouldn't be able to, but I'm sure those guests on 'Jackass' could!
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > maybe its the algae in the water? it looks
> almost
> > powdery. i dont think someone just ran up and
> > threw paint on it. could also be cause by high
> > iodine levels in the water from decaying plant
> > matter. ima marine biologist.
>
>
> Yeah, I'm still having a hard time believing that
> a person would do this to an alligator, no matter
> how drunk or stupid they might be. No way they
> could paint the whole body like that without
> losing their limbs.
A pussy like you wouldn't be able to, but I'm sure those guests on 'Jackass' could!
Re: Orange Alligator seen in Florida
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: January 10, 2011 06:26AM
eesh Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > maybe its the algae in the water? it looks
> almost
> > powdery. i dont think someone just ran up and
> > threw paint on it. could also be cause by high
> > iodine levels in the water from decaying plant
> > matter. ima marine biologist.
>
>
> Yeah, I'm still having a hard time believing that
> a person would do this to an alligator, no matter
> how drunk or stupid they might be. No way they
> could paint the whole body like that without
> losing their limbs.
a lone person, probably not. a group of people, quite easily. if you cover the eyes and subdue the head, you are in control of the whole alligator. plus, alligators are like chickens, if you flip them on their back they will pass out or go into a subconscious state. same thing with some sharks. they will be completely immobilized. i wouldnt put it passed the sick and twisted mind's of human beings.
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > maybe its the algae in the water? it looks
> almost
> > powdery. i dont think someone just ran up and
> > threw paint on it. could also be cause by high
> > iodine levels in the water from decaying plant
> > matter. ima marine biologist.
>
>
> Yeah, I'm still having a hard time believing that
> a person would do this to an alligator, no matter
> how drunk or stupid they might be. No way they
> could paint the whole body like that without
> losing their limbs.
a lone person, probably not. a group of people, quite easily. if you cover the eyes and subdue the head, you are in control of the whole alligator. plus, alligators are like chickens, if you flip them on their back they will pass out or go into a subconscious state. same thing with some sharks. they will be completely immobilized. i wouldnt put it passed the sick and twisted mind's of human beings.
Re: Orange Alligator seen in Florida
Posted by:
sumguy
()
Date: January 10, 2011 01:35PM
Looks to me like who ever it was didn't finish the job. Maybe the gator ate the idiot.
Re: Orange Alligator seen in Florida
Posted by:
tomahawk
()
Date: January 10, 2011 08:26PM
That orange powdered dye stuff they use to mark lines in grass or in bank robber dye bombs would be easy to cover most of the animal with one throw.
Re: Orange Alligator seen in Florida
Posted by:
ITRADE
()
Date: January 10, 2011 08:27PM
6X Wrote:
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> Why is orange so hard to believe.
>
>
OMG, is that a target on that cat? Must be a democrat!
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> Why is orange so hard to believe.
>
>
OMG, is that a target on that cat? Must be a democrat!
Re: Orange Alligator seen in Florida
Posted by:
tomahawk
()
Date: January 10, 2011 08:36PM
ITRADE Wrote:
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> 6X Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why is orange so hard to believe.
> >
> >http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?
> 40,file=27905,filename=orange-cat.jpg
>
> OMG, is that a target on that cat? Must be a
> democrat!
THe next time a cat gets abused, we know it's Sara's fault!
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> 6X Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why is orange so hard to believe.
> >
> >http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?
> 40,file=27905,filename=orange-cat.jpg
>
> OMG, is that a target on that cat? Must be a
> democrat!
THe next time a cat gets abused, we know it's Sara's fault!