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Does Anyone Know CPR?
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: January 05, 2011 11:48AM
How the hell does a heart surgeon not know CPR?
http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/01/05/california.conrad.murray.hearing/index.html?hpt=T2
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http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/01/05/california.conrad.murray.hearing/index.html?hpt=T2
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Re: Does Anyone Know CPR?
Posted by:
sumguy
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Date: January 05, 2011 12:45PM
Very good question. I learned CPR in highschool was even certified for awhile. I thought everyone knows CPR. I believe his story might not be true.
Re: Does Anyone Know CPR?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: January 05, 2011 05:29PM
Dr. Conrad Murray remains free on a $75,000 bond.
Aren't bonds supposed to be proportionate to one's income? 75k for a celebrity doctor in Hollywood has about as much financial impact as an ordinary person buying a newspaper.
Aren't bonds supposed to be proportionate to one's income? 75k for a celebrity doctor in Hollywood has about as much financial impact as an ordinary person buying a newspaper.
Re: Does Anyone Know CPR?
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
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Date: January 05, 2011 05:48PM
I was certified in CPR before, but the gay part about it is that you have to go through it every year (As if you forget that crap after a year).
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
Re: Does Anyone Know CPR?
Posted by:
dika-dika
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Date: January 05, 2011 06:40PM
I don't blame the him. I know it but I won't slap lips on no one. I will walk or jump in your chest, until you look like you are going to barf and then jump off so you won't fuck up my shoes. Infact if I fall out, it is with my hands over my mouth, let me die in peace.
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Re: Does Anyone Know CPR?
Posted by:
Conie
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Date: January 05, 2011 07:03PM
ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> I was certified in CPR before, but the gay part
> about it is that you have to go through it every
> year (As if you forget that crap after a year).
I'm pretty sure they changed the routine recently.
But ask eesh..I'm too lazy to Google it.
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> I was certified in CPR before, but the gay part
> about it is that you have to go through it every
> year (As if you forget that crap after a year).
I'm pretty sure they changed the routine recently.
But ask eesh..I'm too lazy to Google it.
Re: Does Anyone Know CPR?
Posted by:
wtk7D
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Date: January 05, 2011 07:16PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> How the hell does a heart surgeon not know CPR?
>
> http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/01/05/california.conrad.murray.hearing/index.html?hpt=T2
When said heart surgeon needs to hide a bunch of anesthetic bottles before the paramedics show up, he tends to forget how to perform life-saving procedures...
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> How the hell does a heart surgeon not know CPR?
>
> http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/01/05/california.conrad.murray.hearing/index.html?hpt=T2
When said heart surgeon needs to hide a bunch of anesthetic bottles before the paramedics show up, he tends to forget how to perform life-saving procedures...
Re: Does Anyone Know CPR?
Posted by:
themuse
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Date: January 05, 2011 08:39PM
Kenny Ortega, who was directing what would have been Jackson's comeback concerts, was the first of about 30 witnesses to be called by the prosecution.
http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/01/05/california.conrad.murray.hearing/index.html?hpt=T2
lies. michaeal jackson's "comeback" wouldn't be any more difficult today then before he croaked. maybe murray will join ol' mj soon.
yeefuckinghaw
http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/01/05/california.conrad.murray.hearing/index.html?hpt=T2
lies. michaeal jackson's "comeback" wouldn't be any more difficult today then before he croaked. maybe murray will join ol' mj soon.
yeefuckinghaw
Re: Does Anyone Know CPR?
Posted by:
Dane Bramage
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Date: January 05, 2011 09:52PM
CPR has changed, but the most important part remains effective chest compressions.
impossible to do with one hand one a soft bed.
I remember one instructor telling us not to be back off when hearing the rib cage crack, that a live person with a cracked breastbone is better than intact ribcage and dead.
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“We don’t have any rude, unpleasant people here. We’re different!”
impossible to do with one hand one a soft bed.
I remember one instructor telling us not to be back off when hearing the rib cage crack, that a live person with a cracked breastbone is better than intact ribcage and dead.
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“We don’t have any rude, unpleasant people here. We’re different!”
Re: Does Anyone Know CPR?
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
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Date: January 05, 2011 10:09PM
Dane Bramage Wrote:
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> CPR has changed, but the most important part
> remains effective chest compressions.
>
> impossible to do with one hand one a soft bed.
>
> I remember one instructor telling us not to be
> back off when hearing the rib cage crack, that a
> live person with a cracked breastbone is better
> than intact ribcage and dead.
The thing is, even if the procedure has changed since a person first learned it, it's better to try it as the person knows it, as opposed to simply standing around doing nothing.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
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> CPR has changed, but the most important part
> remains effective chest compressions.
>
> impossible to do with one hand one a soft bed.
>
> I remember one instructor telling us not to be
> back off when hearing the rib cage crack, that a
> live person with a cracked breastbone is better
> than intact ribcage and dead.
The thing is, even if the procedure has changed since a person first learned it, it's better to try it as the person knows it, as opposed to simply standing around doing nothing.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).