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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Suicide fail
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: January 02, 2011 10:02PM
I love a good fail story
NYC Garbage Breaks Suicide Jumper's Fall
(NewsCore) - A despondent man took a leap out of the ninth-floor window of his NYC apartment Sunday afternoon but was saved when he landed on a huge pile of garbage that had gone uncollected since New York’s devastating post-Christmas blizzard, officials said.
The man apparently attempted his death leap at 12:04pm local time from West 45th street, police said. The man, in his 30s, landed on his back and was taken to the Bellevue Hospital
A worker at the building said the man was a resident who lived on the ninth floor.
“I can’t believe the garbage broke his fall,†said astounded neighbor Ingrid Suprock, 26, who lives next door.
“I guess the trash saved the guy,†she added.
Trash has been piling up around the city as sanitation workers try to catch up with snow removal that has bogged down the city since the day after Christmas.
But with Mother Nature helping to melt the 20 inches (51 cm) that got dumped in the devastating blizzard, the city has been turning its attention to the gathering garbage -- untouched since the storm.
“It’s been out here all week,†Suprock said of the trash out in front of the victim’s building, and others along the block.
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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo
NYC Garbage Breaks Suicide Jumper's Fall
(NewsCore) - A despondent man took a leap out of the ninth-floor window of his NYC apartment Sunday afternoon but was saved when he landed on a huge pile of garbage that had gone uncollected since New York’s devastating post-Christmas blizzard, officials said.
The man apparently attempted his death leap at 12:04pm local time from West 45th street, police said. The man, in his 30s, landed on his back and was taken to the Bellevue Hospital
A worker at the building said the man was a resident who lived on the ninth floor.
“I can’t believe the garbage broke his fall,†said astounded neighbor Ingrid Suprock, 26, who lives next door.
“I guess the trash saved the guy,†she added.
Trash has been piling up around the city as sanitation workers try to catch up with snow removal that has bogged down the city since the day after Christmas.
But with Mother Nature helping to melt the 20 inches (51 cm) that got dumped in the devastating blizzard, the city has been turning its attention to the gathering garbage -- untouched since the storm.
“It’s been out here all week,†Suprock said of the trash out in front of the victim’s building, and others along the block.
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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo
Re: Suicide fail
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: January 02, 2011 10:04PM
graymoose1 Wrote:
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30s, landed on his back and
> was taken to the Bellevue Hospital
why are all nuthouses named bellevue?
yeefuckinghaw
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30s, landed on his back and
> was taken to the Bellevue Hospital
why are all nuthouses named bellevue?
yeefuckinghaw
Re: Suicide fail
Posted by:
Conie
()
Date: January 02, 2011 10:06PM
themuse Wrote:
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> graymoose1 Wrote:
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> 30s, landed on his back and
> > was taken to the Bellevue Hospital
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>
>
> why are all nuthouses named bellevue?
haha..i know, right?
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> graymoose1 Wrote:
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> -----
> 30s, landed on his back and
> > was taken to the Bellevue Hospital
>
>
>
> why are all nuthouses named bellevue?
haha..i know, right?
Re: Suicide fail
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: January 02, 2011 10:17PM
He should have shot himself rather than jump. Worked for this gal. http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/475973.html
Re: Suicide fail
Posted by:
Conie
()
Date: January 02, 2011 10:22PM
eesh Wrote:
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> He should have shot himself rather than jump.
> Worked for this gal.
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/475
> 973.html
You have way too much time on your hands eesh
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> He should have shot himself rather than jump.
> Worked for this gal.
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/475
> 973.html
You have way too much time on your hands eesh
Re: Suicide fail
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: January 02, 2011 10:36PM
He should have jumped off a bridge like that one sissy faggot who was secretly filmed during teh ghey sex...
Signatures are for fags
Signatures are for fags
Re: Suicide fail
Posted by:
justsayin
()
Date: January 03, 2011 09:44AM
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"She looks pretty good for 12, admit it." - WingNut, 04/24/2012
"I'm racist too. So what?" - Ellipsis 9/16/2011
"If you only knew who I was, and what I was working to do you would...have the decency to tell me I hated my nation and the way of life. I may not agree with...the government...I hate the "government"......" - Firrat 9/1/10
"there seems to be a queer...why? To try and further demean a defeated... dumb Tea party... I think we need more... far left folks on a regular basis - Louis Farakhan, Jesse Jackson...Al Sharpton" - Registered Voter, 8/19/2011
"If your computer is running slow, or you have any other problems, email me at with the problem and i am willing to fix it, for a price of course" - Taylor, spamming FFU on 04/12/2006. "N****rs as slaves again? I think so..." - Taylor, 09/20/2009
Re: Suicide fail
Posted by:
Johnny Walker
()
Date: January 03, 2011 11:34AM
Hahaha! Better Off Dead. Oh man I can't believe I didn't immediately think of that.
Re: Suicide fail
Posted by:
Radiophile
()
Date: January 03, 2011 01:45PM
themuse Wrote:
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> graymoose1 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> 30s, landed on his back and
> > was taken to the Bellevue Hospital
>
>
>
> why are all nuthouses named bellevue?
They are probably not. That is just a famous one.
Princess cards she sends me with her regards,
Oh, bar-room eyes shine vacancy
To see her you gotta look hard
Wounded deep in battle, I stand stuffed like some soldier undaunted
To her cheshire smile I'll stand on file
She's all I ever wanted
You let your blue walls stand in the way of these facts, honey
Get your carpet baggers off my back
Girl give me time to cover my tracks
You said, "Here's your mirror and your ball and jacks"
But they're not what I came for
Oh I came for so much more
And I know you that too
And I know you know that's true
I came for you
I came for you
I came for you
For you
I came for you
--->> Crawl into my ambulance
--->> Your pulse is getting weak
-->> Reveal yourself all to me now
--->> While you've got the strength to speak
-->>'Cause they're waiting for you at Bellevue
---> With their oxygen masks
But I could give it all to you now
If only you could ask
Don't call for your surgeon
Even he says it's late
It's not your lungs this time
But your heart holds your fate
Don't give me my money back
Don't want it anymore
It's not that nursery mouth I came back for
It's not the way you're stretched out on the floor
I've broken all your windows
And I've rammed through all your doors
Who am I to ask you to fight my wars
And you should know that's true
You should know that too
I came for you
I came for you
I came for you
For you
I came for you
Don't call for your surgeon
Even he says it's late
It's not your lungs this time
But your heart holds your fate
Don't give me my money back
Don't want it anymore
It's not that nursery mouth I came back for
It's not the way you're stretched out on the floor
I've broken all your windows
And I've rammed through all your doors
Who am I to ask you to fight my wars
You should know that's true
You should know that too
I came for you
I came for you
I came for you
For you
I came for you
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> graymoose1 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> 30s, landed on his back and
> > was taken to the Bellevue Hospital
>
>
>
> why are all nuthouses named bellevue?
They are probably not. That is just a famous one.
Princess cards she sends me with her regards,
Oh, bar-room eyes shine vacancy
To see her you gotta look hard
Wounded deep in battle, I stand stuffed like some soldier undaunted
To her cheshire smile I'll stand on file
She's all I ever wanted
You let your blue walls stand in the way of these facts, honey
Get your carpet baggers off my back
Girl give me time to cover my tracks
You said, "Here's your mirror and your ball and jacks"
But they're not what I came for
Oh I came for so much more
And I know you that too
And I know you know that's true
I came for you
I came for you
I came for you
For you
I came for you
--->> Crawl into my ambulance
--->> Your pulse is getting weak
-->> Reveal yourself all to me now
--->> While you've got the strength to speak
-->>'Cause they're waiting for you at Bellevue
---> With their oxygen masks
But I could give it all to you now
If only you could ask
Don't call for your surgeon
Even he says it's late
It's not your lungs this time
But your heart holds your fate
Don't give me my money back
Don't want it anymore
It's not that nursery mouth I came back for
It's not the way you're stretched out on the floor
I've broken all your windows
And I've rammed through all your doors
Who am I to ask you to fight my wars
And you should know that's true
You should know that too
I came for you
I came for you
I came for you
For you
I came for you
Don't call for your surgeon
Even he says it's late
It's not your lungs this time
But your heart holds your fate
Don't give me my money back
Don't want it anymore
It's not that nursery mouth I came back for
It's not the way you're stretched out on the floor
I've broken all your windows
And I've rammed through all your doors
Who am I to ask you to fight my wars
You should know that's true
You should know that too
I came for you
I came for you
I came for you
For you
I came for you