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Christians really worship Baal
Posted by: Christianslol ()
Date: August 26, 2013 06:12AM

http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=Bo6g6QosIkI



Very sad

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Re: Christians really worship Baal
Posted by: OP is browsing from a phone ()
Date: August 26, 2013 06:39AM

why are you posting mobile links?

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Re: Christians really worship Baal
Posted by: HbHJX ()
Date: August 26, 2013 06:42AM

OP is browsing from a phone Wrote:
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> why are you posting mobile links?


"OP is browsing from a phone"

who gives a fuck?

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Re: Christians really worship Baal
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: August 26, 2013 07:37AM

Religion does seem pretty silly , but boy do people get pissed when you disrespect their delusion.

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Re: Christians really worship Baal
Posted by: HugeAreolas ()
Date: August 26, 2013 10:47AM

Whatever you do, do not ever listen to Sumerian language. I hear you can bring evil upon yourself and your family if you listen to or read or speak even one word.

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Re: Christians really worship Baal
Posted by: pre-Lester ()
Date: August 26, 2013 10:52AM

It's Judaism from which the other two religions are derived.

Ba'al, YHWH, and El.

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Re: Christians really worship Baal
Posted by: FULL TRUTH ()
Date: August 27, 2013 12:51AM

Enjoy Hell IDIOT!!!!

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Re: Christians really worship Baal
Posted by: the angry atheists ()
Date: August 27, 2013 01:05AM

BEH Wrote:
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> Religion does seem pretty silly , but boy do
> people get pissed when you disrespect their
> delusion.

Yep, just look at Numbers. He goes ballistic and lashes out like a crack addict on PCP.

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Re: Christians really worship Baal
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 27, 2013 02:11AM

Wait a minute. Christian... Baal... Christian... Bale.

Mother of god.

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Re: Christians really worship Baal
Posted by: rereupup ()
Date: August 27, 2013 07:54AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Wait a minute. Christian... Baal... Christian...
> Bale.
>
> Mother of god.


#priceless

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Re: Christians really worship Baal
Posted by: Mother of pearl ()
Date: August 27, 2013 09:11PM

Mother god Asherah

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Re: Christians really worship Baal
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: August 27, 2013 09:28PM

the angry atheists Wrote:
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> Yep, just look at Numbers. He goes ballistic and
> lashes out like a crack addict on PCP.


Were you too lazy to sign in again?

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Re: Christians really worship Baal
Posted by: abelard ()
Date: August 28, 2013 04:07PM

>Whatever you do, do not ever listen to Sumerian language. I hear you can bring evil upon yourself and your family if you listen to or read or speak even one word.

Dammit - some Gozer worshippers moved in down the street, and I'm pretty sure it was their kid who tagged my retaining wall in cuneiform. Oh great, now my walls are bleeding.

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Re: Christians really worship Baal
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 28, 2013 05:29PM

abelard Wrote:
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> Dammit - some Gozer worshippers moved in down the
> street, and I'm pretty sure it was their kid who
> tagged my retaining wall in cuneiform. Oh great,
> now my walls are bleeding.

Oooooh... Tough break there, pally. I know from my years in this business that once the walls start bleedin', dat curse is in there but good.

Now, I can get it out for ya, but it ain't gonna be cheap. Just be glad I got here before your kids started vomiting pea soup.

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Re: Christians really worship Baal
Posted by: abelard ()
Date: August 28, 2013 09:36PM

Mephisto, you sonofabitch - 'pre-Christian demon infestation may void service warranty'? You have any idea what a hell-anus in the master bedroom does to resale value?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/28/2013 09:41PM by abelard.

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Re: Christians really worship Baal
Posted by: thinkitout ()
Date: August 28, 2013 09:54PM

think this out using simple logic.


People killing in the name of their god is BAAL worship.

a true god is nothing but peace. So peace befalls all who worship a god of peace.

In the beginning there was blackness and void neither good or evil. no sin.

Even before man was created god created sin by creating Lucifer and gave him free will.

Hmmmm perhaps Lucifer could see the future. So life = sin.

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Re: Christians really worship Baal
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 28, 2013 10:45PM

abelard Wrote:
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> Mephisto, you sonofabitch - 'pre-Christian demon
> infestation may void service warranty'? You have
> any idea what a hell-anus in the master bedroom
> does to resale value?

It's a common misconception dat I bring da demons in den offer my exorcism services conveniently like a scam. It ain't like that, pally. If youse is seeing hell-anuses, dat means you got a Fissure of Damnation right dere in da foundation. I didn't have nothing ta do with dat.

Now what I can do for yas is get dem buggers out of da foundation and into a Ouija board and I won't even charge ya none for da board. I strongly recommend youse pay for da warranty though. Lotta guys think dey don't need dat, but den whaddya do when the missus accidentally breaks it and dey possess her, turning her into an engine of hatred fueled by da rage of a thousand eternally tormented souls? Den youse gotta pay for dis all over again.

Now just sign on da dotted line, friendo, and I'll do da rest.

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 08/28/2013 10:46PM by MrMephisto.

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