Re: Christians really worship Baal
Date: August 28, 2013 10:45PM
abelard Wrote:
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> Mephisto, you sonofabitch - 'pre-Christian demon
> infestation may void service warranty'? You have
> any idea what a hell-anus in the master bedroom
> does to resale value?
It's a common misconception dat I bring da demons in den offer my exorcism services conveniently like a scam. It ain't like that, pally. If youse is seeing hell-anuses, dat means you got a Fissure of Damnation right dere in da foundation. I didn't have nothing ta do with dat.
Now what I can do for yas is get dem buggers out of da foundation and into a Ouija board and I won't even charge ya none for da board. I strongly recommend youse pay for da warranty though. Lotta guys think dey don't need dat, but den whaddya do when the missus accidentally breaks it and dey possess her, turning her into an engine of hatred fueled by da rage of a thousand eternally tormented souls? Den youse gotta pay for dis all over again.
Now just sign on da dotted line, friendo, and I'll do da rest.
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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 08/28/2013 10:46PM by MrMephisto.