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Recommendations for Floor Wax
Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()
Date: September 27, 2010 09:47PM

I run a flooring company and I am doing a job for a Mr. Harry Tuttle. Any recommendations for a good wax for the lighter colored wood in his house? I have included a picture of his living room below. And yes, that is me buffing earlier today. Thanks.
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Re: Recommendations for Floor Wax
Posted by: Ewww ()
Date: September 27, 2010 09:49PM

What the hell are those photos of??

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Re: Recommendations for Floor Wax
Posted by: Iben Yanknoff ()
Date: September 27, 2010 09:52PM

Excuse me sir, but you have hiney holes on the wall of your establishment. Please tell me they are NOT your's. If so, you should close your legs before your guts fall out. But hole Troll



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/27/2010 09:53PM by Iben Yanknoff.

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Re: Recommendations for Floor Wax
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 27, 2010 09:54PM

Fuck you! Of course they aren't my "hiney holes"... They are pictures, that I've accumulated, of "hiney holes" that played a significant role in my life...

Iben Yanknoff Wrote:
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> Excuse me sir, but you have hiney holes on the
> wall of your establishment. Please tell me they
> are NOT your's. If so, you should close your legs
> before your guts fall out. FAG

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Recommendations for Floor Wax
Posted by: Freud ()
Date: September 27, 2010 09:57PM

They certainly do look like different ,distinct, diverse hiney holes.

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Re: Recommendations for Floor Wax
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 27, 2010 09:59PM

Those are some hairy holes.

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Re: Recommendations for Floor Wax
Posted by: Barry Sarlaac ()
Date: September 27, 2010 09:59PM

The second from the right is my cousin Darius Sarlaac. He lives in Butte, Montana.

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Re: Recommendations for Floor Wax
Posted by: Iben Yanknoff ()
Date: September 27, 2010 10:09PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Fuck you! Of course they aren't my "hiney
> holes"... They are pictures, that I've
> accumulated, of "hiney holes" that played a
> significant role in my life...

Easy Harry, I was just feeding the Troll! I was just messin around.

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Re: Recommendations for Floor Wax
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 27, 2010 10:21PM

'City Supply' used to make a great polish called Speedy Shine.

Say, those wouldn't happen to be pictures of assholes adorning
every wall of Tuttle's house is it?

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Re: Recommendations for Floor Wax
Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()
Date: September 27, 2010 10:37PM

Now that you mention it, they are in many of the rooms I have seen. Lots of Mapplethorpe photos too.

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Re: Recommendations for Floor Wax
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 27, 2010 10:54PM

Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
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> Now that you mention it, they are in many of the
> rooms I have seen. Lots of Mapplethorpe photos
> too.




Do you see any shirtless Johnny Weir pictures hanging up?

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Re: Recommendations for Floor Wax
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: September 27, 2010 11:10PM

There's a new one out called "Shimmer" that's just phenomenal!

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