i haven't been on a date in years and am just getting back into it. i asked a girl out the other night and am going to call her but i realized that i have no idea what people do around here when they go on dates anymore... i'd like to do something a little better than just taking her to a bar cuz she's a bartender.

thanks for any advice in advance.

clueless Wrote:
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> i haven't been on a date in years and am just
> getting back into it. i asked a girl out the other
> night and am going to call her but i realized that
> i have no idea what people do around here when
> they go on dates anymore... i'd like to do
> something a little better than just taking her to
> a bar cuz she's a bartender.
>
> thanks for any advice in advance.


Buy Subway sandwiches and rent a porno.

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take her to the bar she works at

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> clueless Wrote:
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> > i haven't been on a date in years and am just
> > getting back into it. i asked a girl out the
> other
> > night and am going to call her but i realized
> that
> > i have no idea what people do around here when
> > they go on dates anymore... i'd like to do
> > something a little better than just taking her
> to
> > a bar cuz she's a bartender.
> >
> > thanks for any advice in advance.
>
>
> Buy Subway sandwiches and rent a porno.

If she is a bartender, what the hell are you doing taking her on a date? Just take her back to your place and GET IT ON. She is a bartender for God's sake, if you take her on a date before sex, you might confuse her.

Show her what a nice, caring, humane person that you are and take her to the local animal shelter and help euthanize a cat or two.

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WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Buy Subway sandwiches and rent a porno.


Whoa there big spender!! Dollar menu at McD's and then just look at free porn on your laptop.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

Sounds like a whole night of meat between buns....wink, wink, nudge, nudge, knowhatamean???

True....I didnt even think you could "rent" adult films any more. Are they still on Betamax?

like2eat@theY Wrote:
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No one says I love you on the first date though. May just have to settle for another hole for a while:


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ITRADE Wrote:
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> True....I didnt even think you could "rent" adult
> films any more. Are they still on Betamax?

no Betamax, but you can get some old VHS tapes, 5 for $10 or 3 for $5. The tranny stuff seems to be most popular. A lot of secret gay guys come in and mill around for a few minutes, pretending to look at the straight porno before gravitating over to the tranny section. Amyl Nitrates (poppers) are also big sellers. It's labeled "tapehead cleaner" because it's not actually legal to market the stuff for human consumption. It's supposed to loosen up the doody-hole muscles, I guess. Big with the gays.

is it gay to watch tranny porn??

Here's some dating advice from the funniest comedian EVER!!

Only if you are getting your shit pushed in while you're watching it...

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> is it gay to watch tranny porn??

Signatures are for fags