A treat for y'all.
Enjoy.


depravity
agony
malignant
vile
evil
a broken soul





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Well that earns an ignored user entry, nice readin' ya!

Holy shit Alias has lost it.

stay classy Alias.
I havent clicked on an Alias or Spunky started thread in months, and this is what I get?
I will avoid middle-aged crazy women here and in real-life from now on.

Yahweh Wrote:
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> I will avoid middle-aged crazy women here and in
> real-life from now on.

Why do people keep thinking Alias is a woman?

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MrMephisto Wrote:
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> in
> > real-life from now on.
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> Why do people keep thinking Alias is a woman?



I guess the same reason you let people think you are 28. :-(

You absolutely cannot help yourself, can you?

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yuk!

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> You absolutely cannot help yourself, can you?


I apologize for not buying into your bullshit.

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> in
> > real-life from now on.
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> Why do people keep thinking Alias is a woman?

not you too, Mr. Mephistopheles....Alias is a woman. A wo-man. She's a mother of three, a wife, and a part-time pilates teacher at Curves. Why can't we put the paranoia aside for a moment? She's one of the best contributors to this site. We should honor Alias.
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Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> not you too, Mr. Mephistopheles....Alias is a
> woman. A wo-man. She's a mother of three, a wife,
> and a part-time pilates teacher at Curves. Why
> can't we put the paranoia aside for a moment?
> She's one of the best contributors to this site.
> We should honor Alias.

Oh. Well, when you put it like that, it's all so clear to me now.

eesh Wrote:
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> I apologize for not buying into your bullshit.

That's handy, because I'm not selling any. You spend far too much time and energy on me. More than any (even remotely) well-adjusted individual should. Stalking my Facebook page, my website, going through months of old posts for tiny scraps of personal tidbits about me in attempt to discredit me, personally... Don't you ever stop, look in the mirror, and think, "Why am I acting like this?"

Try this: if you don't like me, leave me alone. Or, at least have the decency to explain why you view me as such a threat to you, personally, that you need to carry on like this. What are you trying to prove?

Again, I'm more than willing to play nice on here. Just let it go.

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eesh has a gold nameplate that says "Ya Wish Ya Would".

Alias, what has Dark Harry Tuttle done to you?

I apologize for his actions...

Signatures are for fags

pgens Wrote:
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> Well that earns an ignored user entry, nice
> readin' ya!

Dam*! You'll miss my video of a kitten being tortured by a woman wearing high heals.

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> > readin' ya!
>
> Dam*! You'll miss my video of a kitten being
> tortured by a woman wearing high heals.

I think it would be hilarious if Alias were laying in bed and got pinched by some kind of large insect. One with big pincers.

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> I think it would be hilarious if Alias were laying [sic]
> in bed and got pinched by some kind of large
> insect. One with big pincers.

I think it would be hilarious if you got run over by a car.

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> laying
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> > insect. One with big pincers.
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> I think it would be hilarious if you got run over
> by a car.

Do you believe in the Red Envelope?

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> > laying
> > > in bed and got pinched by some kind of large
> > > insect. One with big pincers.
> >
> > I think it would be hilarious if you got run
> over
> > by a car.
>
> Do you believe in the Red Envelope?

Assuming this is a trick question... my answer is no.

I know only about red envelopes carrying money and good luck. I have many of these.

a complete stranger handed me a red envelope last week, that's why I asked. he was a very strange man wearing deerskin leggings and goggles. the envelope was addressed to "the snow crater", and when I opened it I found a bizarre photograph of people sticking their arms out with a miniature vampire dancing around waving fire. on the back of this picture it read "The Corn is in the River".

that's my only experience with the Red Envelope, and it was quite harrowing, actually.

Yahweh Wrote:
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> stay classy Alias.

Same to you, Yahweh!

> I havent clicked on an Alias or Spunky started
> thread in months, and this is what I get?

Don't make that mistake again.

> I will avoid middle-aged crazy women here and in
> real-life from now on.

That is a wise policy, Yahweh. I don't know about Spunky, but you don't wanna get near me. I'm a terrible person. When my children were little, I used to tie them up and lock them in closets; when they cried, I duct taped their mouths. When old people are crossing the street, I honk and rev up my engine, hoping they'll fall. When a squirrel is crossing the street, I actually aim for it and shout with glee if I hit the sucker. Yaw-hoooo!

Why did you edit the pics out alias?
Did Cary give you a talking-to?

Alias, is everything alright.....at home?
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> Why did you edit the pics out alias?
> Did Cary give you a talking-to?

A talking-to? Haha! No, please, not another talking-to. I'm shaking in my boots.

To answer your question, I took those pictures down because they repulsed me.

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> To answer your question, I took those pictures
> down because they repulsed me.



If they repulsed you, then why post them in the first place?

hey Alias, one day, when the ground is all around you instead of underneath you, can I have that sweet Rascal scooter of yours?
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> If they repulsed you, then why post them in the
> first place?

I think I was trying to make a point, but I failed, and now pgens and others have installed gravis' ignore poster thing... so, there you go. Life is funny.

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> pictures
> > > down because they repulsed me.
> >
> >
> > If they repulsed you, then why post them in the
> > first place?
>
> I think I was trying to make a point, but I
> failed, and now pgens and others have installed
> gravis' ignore poster thing... so, there you go.
> Life is funny.


What point?
We get it every night watching the news.
Those pic were disturbing. First I threw up. then, I had
a really bad day.
I like you...but,Please don't ever do that again.

Yeah, I'm curious too, what point were you trying to make?

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> hey Alias, one day, when the ground is all around
> you instead of underneath you, can I have that
> sweet Rascal scooter of yours?

Yes, Mr. Misery, you can have my scooter. My hearing aid goes to eesh, my lifeline medical alert necklace goes to BB and my deluxe folding commode along with my dual level bathtub rail go to Harry.

edited to remove obscene picture.



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> Those pic were disturbing. First I threw up. then,
> I had
> a really bad day.

I know exactly what you mean. Exactly.

> I like you...but,Please don't ever do that again.

Don't worry! That was a freak storm; a once in a lifetime event.

Bullshit, whenever Bubba starts drinking, you get like this.

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> Bullshit, whenever Bubba starts drinking, you get
> like this.

What do I get like?

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> What do I get like?


Weird.....er.

I'm not weird, eesh.

I might like some weird things, but I'm not a weirdo.... even if I did used to perform this ventriloquist act in 8th grade with my blue hair brush named Charlie.

I was good at it; I could talk without moving my lips, as long as I stayed away from p, b and m words.

Alias,
I was up late last night eating Apple Jacks Cereal when I heard a strange noise from inside my intestines. I went upstairs and looked out the window and saw my neighbor having unprotected sex with Zwarte Piet in my front lawn.

I woke up the next morning to find a bag of milk with finger nails floating in it... It was really weird...

I wasn't biting your style, I was paying homage...

Alias Wrote:
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> I'm not weird, eesh.
>
> I might like some weird things, but I'm not a
> weirdo.... even if I did used to perform this
> ventriloquist act in 8th grade with my blue hair
> brush named Charlie.
>
> I was good at it; I could talk without moving my
> lips, as long as I stayed away from p, b and m
> words.

Signatures are for fags

Black Piet is a man so filled with rage and malice that he would do just about anything to cause harm to people. He's a sick, hate-filled, man with a penchant for violence.


Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Alias,
> I was up late last night eating Apple Jacks Cereal
> when I heard a strange noise from inside my
> intestines. I went upstairs and looked out the
> window and saw my neighbor having unprotected sex
> with Zwarte Piet in my front lawn.
>
> I woke up the next morning to find a bag of milk
> with finger nails floating in it... It was really
> weird...
>
> I wasn't biting your style, I was paying
> homage...

Thank heavens you're ok... I had feared the worst happened to you...

Bring me your sick, Shemp Tito... and GODSPEED!

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> Black Piet is a man so filled with rage and malice
> that he would do just about anything to cause harm
> to people. He's a sick, hate-filled, man with a
> penchant for violence.

Signatures are for fags

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I woke up the next morning to find a bag of milk
> with finger nails floating in it... It was really
> weird...

I think you would have liked Blue Brush Charlie.
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