Not bad 'T'! Though the thing that gets me is how utterly wreckless he was about the texting!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/07/raychel-coudriet-pictures_n_528522.html

LEAVE TIGER ALONE!

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100407/sp_nm/us_golf_masters_woods_payne

In an unexpected departure from the southern reserve Payne usually displays at his pre-U.S. Masters news conferences, he said one of the world's most marketable sportsmen would be judged in the future by the sincerity of his efforts to change.

Shouldn't he be judged on the number of strokes it takes him to complete a round of golf?

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

if youre going to cheat on your wife, shouldn't she be hotter than what you got at home?

his wife took him back, right? he might as well come out with everything. as long as Im already in the dog house, I might as well go drinkin with the boys.

A friend of mine has a saying: 'show me the most beautiful woman in the world, and I'll show you some guy who is tired of fucking her.'


Yahweh Wrote:
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> if youre going to cheat on your wife, shouldn't
> she be hotter than what you got at home?
>

Dude Wrote:
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> A friend of mine has a saying: 'show me the most
> beautiful woman in the world, and I'll show you
> some guy who is tired of fucking her.'
>
>


alright, who is tired of fucking her??

Face it men are dogs!

The advice I passed on to my littlest brother with regard to dating was simply "Someone somewhere is sick of her shit."

Also, who is that fairy faggot who did the "Leave Britney Alone!" video? We gotta get (him?) to do a Tiger version.

Oh, I don't know--you'd have to ask my friend about that.

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Dude Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A friend of mine has a saying: 'show me the
> most
> > beautiful woman in the world, and I'll show you
> > some guy who is tired of fucking her.'
> >
> >
>
>
> alright, who is tired of fucking her??
>
> http://hise.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/emmanuelle
> -vaugier-03.jpg

why?? why would you stop fucking her?

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Shouldn't he be judged on the number of strokes it
> takes him to complete a round of golf?


+1.56765

His first press event shouldn't have been some horribly-acted apology. It should have been: "I'd like to start by saying I'm a rich and successful golfer. If I want to bang whoever I want, I'm going to do that. It is my business and not yours. I am a golfer and a rich master cocksman, not the Dali Lama so I will screw who I choose, when I choose. And all the other golfers who have a problem with that can go tour on their own without me if they don't shut up. And the rest of you can go fuck yourselves as well. That's all I have to say, and I'll either be on the tour if these sponsors wise up and want to make some more money with me or I'll be off the tour spending more money with hot girls. And maybe some not so hot girls if I want to, it's my billionaire-ass choice. No more comments, peace out."

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pgens Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Shouldn't he be judged on the number of strokes
> it
> > takes him to complete a round of golf?
>
>
> +1.56765
>
> His first press event shouldn't have been some
> horribly-acted apology. It should have been: "I'd
> like to start by saying I'm a rich and successful
> golfer. If I want to bang whoever I want, I'm
> going to do that. It is my business and not
> yours. I am a golfer and a rich master cocksman,
> not the Dali Lama so I will screw who I choose,
> when I choose. And all the other golfers who have
> a problem with that can go tour on their own
> without me if they don't shut up. And the rest of
> you can go fuck yourselves as well. That's all I
> have to say, and I'll either be on the tour if
> these sponsors wise up and want to make some more
> money with me or I'll be off the tour spending
> more money with hot girls. And maybe some not so
> hot girls if I want to, it's my billionaire-ass
> choice. No more comments, peace out."


"And I've always wanted to say this.....fo'shizzle".

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

bloody blisters Wrote:
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>
>
> alright, who is tired of fucking her??
>
> http://hise.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/emmanuelle
> -vaugier-03.jpg


You would think you wouldn't. But when you have to spend the rest of the time listening to her yammering about which friend slighted her or what she wants you to buy her, you don't get tired of the fucking, per se. You get tired of the price of "emission."

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>
> His first press event shouldn't have been some
> horribly-acted apology. It should have been: "I'd
> like to start by saying I'm a rich and successful
> golfer. If I want to bang whoever I want, I'm
> going to do that. It is my business and not
> yours. I am a golfer and a rich master cocksman,
> not the Dali Lama so I will screw who I choose,
> when I choose. And all the other golfers who have
> a problem with that can go tour on their own
> without me if they don't shut up. And the rest of
> you can go fuck yourselves as well. That's all I
> have to say, and I'll either be on the tour if
> these sponsors wise up and want to make some more
> money with me or I'll be off the tour spending
> more money with hot girls. And maybe some not so
> hot girls if I want to, it's my billionaire-ass
> choice. No more comments, peace out."


Absolutely

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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>
> You would think you wouldn't. But when you have to
> spend the rest of the time listening to her
> yammering about which friend slighted her or what
> she wants you to buy her, you don't get tired of
> the fucking, per se. You get tired of the price of
> "emission."


maybe, as it stands right now, i would eat my third testicle just for her to sneeze on me. sure i might get tired of her jabbering, i would smile and nod, while thinking to myself 'oh yeah, im totally fucking this broad.'

Why did Tiger bring an extra sock when he went golfing?





























In case he got a hole in one!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

Signatures are for fags

They were talking about this on Washington Times Radio this morning. Those Washington Times people always manage to be outraged by everything and were referring to this girl as "a former 14-year old." Um, isn't everyone a former 14-year old?

This thread has golden quotes. Thank you all for these words of wisdom.

Dude- 'show me the most beautiful woman in the world, and I'll show you some guy who is tired of fucking her.'

Strife- "Someone somewhere is sick of her shit."

WTL- you don't get tired of the fucking, per se. You get tired of the price of "emission."

You really have to enjoy how they all justify sleeping with Tiger by saying "I thought I was the only one." Like they didn't know Tiger was already cheating on his wife!

Trapper Wrote:
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> You really have to enjoy how they all justify
> sleeping with Tiger by saying "I thought I was the
> only one." Like they didn't know Tiger was
> already cheating on his wife!


Funny how serial whores think that way. "I thought I was the only one." Of course, how many guys were they fucking the whole time?

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