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hows your black president?
Posted by: foreigner ()
Date: March 18, 2010 01:47AM

HEY

HOWS YOUR BLACK PRESIDENT WORKING OUT FOR YOU? BECAUSE RIGHT NOW YOUR COUNTRY LOOKS LIKE SHIT.

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Re: hows your black president?
Posted by: Eastsider ()
Date: March 18, 2010 02:12AM

He's working out better than the dumbass he replaced.

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Re: hows your black president?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: March 18, 2010 02:24AM

now on to better news. has anyone tried that shrimp taco from taco bell?
i was just wondering what the diarrhea level is on a scale of 15 to 32?

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Re: hows your black president?
Posted by: Alfred E. Neuman ()
Date: March 18, 2010 02:52AM

I have not had that yet but I had some shrimp with firecracker sauce tonight. I actually got creative and put the firecracker sauce on a piece of toast. Let me tell you something it was amazing to say the least! If I had to scientifically break down the chemical composition of thier secret recipe, I would have to say it is like a cross between thousand island and Big Mac sauce with a touch of hot sauce. Ohhhhhh man I wish I had more.

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Re: hows your black president?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: March 18, 2010 04:31AM

that sounds delightful. rate the toast on a scale of 3 to 7.

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Re: hows your black president?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: March 18, 2010 09:13AM

Still black, still the president.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: hows your black president?
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: March 18, 2010 09:19AM

foreigner Wrote:
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> HEY
>
> HOWS YOUR BLACK PRESIDENT WORKING OUT FOR YOU?
> BECAUSE RIGHT NOW YOUR COUNTRY LOOKS LIKE SHIT.


The country looks like shit because of the two wars he started and because of the shitty economy he created? Oh, yeah. Forgot. He DIDN'T do those things.

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: hows your black president?
Posted by: Alfred E. Neuman ()
Date: March 18, 2010 09:57AM

Haha bloody.
That was a trick question. You can't fool me you sillygoose.

Scale of 3-7?

15.

Everyone knows that scales of three to seven can
only have cotangent denominators of 15.

Oops, looks like I left the flux capacitor running again.
I would've been able to turn it off sooner and answer your
question faster but I had a cat sleeping on my chest.

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Re: hows your black president?
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: March 19, 2010 07:15PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> foreigner Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > HEY
> >
> > HOWS YOUR BLACK PRESIDENT WORKING OUT FOR YOU?
> > BECAUSE RIGHT NOW YOUR COUNTRY LOOKS LIKE SHIT.
>
>
> The country looks like shit because of the two
> wars he started and because of the shitty economy
> he created? Oh, yeah. Forgot. He DIDN'T do those
> things.


Oh yeah, because our last President started the War in Afghanistan, right? I mean, it's not like we didn't get the shit knocked out of us by some inbred Arabs and what not.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: hows your black president?
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: March 19, 2010 07:26PM

OK fine he got 2 out of 3 right though.

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