Imagine my surprise Saturday night when my wife said we would leave for our evening as soon as the new babysitter arrived. Seemed our regular girl was away on vacation with her family but the daughter of one of her coworkers was available.

The mom dropped her off and I did a double take. This girl looks like a teenaged Cindy Crawford. Angelic face, perfect, perky tits and the yoga pants she wore revealed her perfect little round ass and shapely legs.

Straight out of bad porn script, it was up to me to drive her home after we got back from our dinner with friends. While I behaved myself (not gonna screw up my marriage over this), I was having insane carnal thoughts the whole way driving her home.

None of this was lost on my wife who brought it up and teased me when I got back home. Needless to say, the next time we fuck, the wife is gonna have to pretend to be a babysitter!

no pics?

Definetly no pics, that would have made me look like a stalker.

How about a rough sketch?

Dude, just Google "Cindy Crawford" and look for pics of her when she was young.

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> Imagine my surprise Saturday night when my wife
> said we would leave for our evening as soon as the
> new babysitter arrived. Seemed our regular girl
> was away on vacation with her family but the
> daughter of one of her coworkers was available.
>
> The mom dropped her off and I did a double take.
> This girl looks like a teenaged Cindy Crawford.
> Angelic face, perfect, perky tits and the yoga
> pants she wore revealed her perfect little round
> ass and shapely legs.
>
> Straight out of bad porn script, it was up to me
> to drive her home after we got back from our
> dinner with friends. While I behaved myself (not
> gonna screw up my marriage over this), I was
> having insane carnal thoughts the whole way
> driving her home.
>
> None of this was lost on my wife who brought it up
> and teased me when I got back home. Needless to
> say, the next time we fuck, the wife is gonna have
> to pretend to be a babysitter!

you lying, stay off redtube for a day, things will get better.

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If I was lying, I would have said I fucked her. I didn't even dare look at her for more than a second or two at a time! LOL

Buddy......think about this for a minute. A few hundred $ will buy babysitter silence. You may not ever get another chance like this. Live each day like it's your last dude!

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> Dude, just Google "Cindy Crawford" and look for
> pics of her when she was young.


It's not the same.

Mo like this, right ?
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Motherfuckin' asshole:

You better not be talking about my 17-yr old daughter. She just started babysitting recently and she mentioned that the fucker who drove her home twice rubbed his dick.

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> How about a rough sketch?


This is the best I could find based on OP's description.
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> Motherfuckin' asshole:
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> You better not be talking about my 17-yr old
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> and she mentioned that the fucker who drove her
> home twice rubbed his dick.

I may explode from laughter if this guy's daughter and the OP's babysitter are one and the same.

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Cindy Crawford's daughter

Did she have that nasty mole on her face?

I am still so hot and bothered by her. I see her face everywhere. Even the mashed potatoes I had for dinner were lumped together like her. I am starting to get aroused right now...

You fucking faggot. Quit being a pussy and bone that jailbait.

Ok, I looked around online and found a pic that closely resembles Miss Babysitter.
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What do you think? Is she hot or what? I think she is my new fantasy! I am glad she came around because my last fantasy was me licking Chumlee from pawn stars butthole fresh after he took a dump!

LOL last post wasn't me. Whatever, no rules on FFXU. LOL

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> LOL last post wasn't me. Whatever, no rules on
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You have a wife and kids... it's not right to think about cheating on your wife with a teenaged girl.

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> What do you think? Is she hot or what? I think she
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> because my last fantasy was me licking Chumlee
> from pawn stars butthole fresh after he took a
> dump!


Speaking of Pawn Stars, Rick just got remarried (3rd time for each) and chumlee was ring bearer.
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Maybe this will help you decide

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt-OAyTcd_Q

She's already fucked her boyfriend in your bed when you are not at home. In fact she is using your place as a front for her prostitution racket. Sucker.

I think I've used that very same sitter in the past.

Often, upon coming home, the house smells of canned fish.

Funny though, theres never any tuna salad in the fridge.

I wonder how many newd selfies she took in your bathroom and on your bed.

Crawford's daughter is only 11, too young to babysit

>You have a wife and kids... it's not right to think about cheating on your wife with a teenaged girl.

Actually cheat, maybe, nobody says you can't think. I rather enjoy thinking.

It's not cheating if your wife joins in the fun.

I know where you're coming from. I frequent a local high end bar and there is one regular bartender who is so attractive it's ridiculous. I see her get hit on all the time so I don't bother, which I think she really appreciates. But, wow do I fantasize about her at night. If I wasn't married and 5-6 years younger I would be chasing her like crazy.

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> I wonder how many newd selfies she took in your
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Before or after she searched for and found Mrs. OP's vibrator?

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I know one girl who refuses to take any advice from her family and she ratehr take advice from me.


There are girls like that.

Some girls and guys would rather not take any advice from their family none whatsoever and take the path less taken even though they may take more brusing for it in the end.

While some others prefer to be guided and protected at any and all costs.

I knew one guy a manager at a movie theater who had sexual relations with a teen girl in his office and he did not mind if I went in with a knock just as long as it was business related and would see them going at it.

The manager pedo main reason for doing this was so that he wanted his wife to drop by and catch him to hasten the divorce proceedings.

I smell a trap, your wife must want out of your marriage with a huge payout to boot.

what's the fucking deal with fucking the baby sitter? she's taken the baby sitting job to earn the money. if she doesn't have a problem prostituting herself to earn some more, who the fuck are you to be the moral police? just bang away, dude! those teenage cunts are as tight as they get!!!!!!!!!

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> what's the fucking deal with fucking the baby
> sitter? she's taken the baby sitting job to earn
> the money. if she doesn't have a problem
> prostituting herself to earn some more, who the
> fuck are you to be the moral police? just bang
> away, dude! those teenage cunts are as tight as
> they get!!!!!!!!!

I hear you bro! I hear you!!! Tighty-tight, hee hee!!!!

Here's some neighborhood babysitters.

You know it's worth it!
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Hey hey hey, I once tried to fuck a baby sitter. Bitch just humiliated me and used me. It was a fapless, stressful time but eventually i learned a valuable lesson...au pair don't care.

Hit her in the shitter like Tex ritter did her

Here is some basic math about your life if you had banged the babysitter and she divulged it - which females always do:

Say your net worth is $1,000,000.
Divide that in half for the divorce and you are down to $500,000.
Take away lawyers fees and associated costs for you and your soon to be ex-wife and you are down to $420,000.
Extract years of child support and alimony and you are down to less than $200,000.

From a cashflow perspective, you would be facing years of very low quality of life in a shitty apartment clipping coupons and counting pennies. You would see your kids every other weekend and the logistics of shuttling them back and forth between your place and the ex-wife's place (your former house) would make life over complicated and one great big pain in the ass. Holidays and rights of passage - like kids birthdays, graduations, weddings, etc. would be awkward and painful. You would always be the father who cheated and blew up the family.

Instead, for $1000 you could get a very satisfying trip around the world with a very hot looking professional prostitute dressed up like a school girl babysitter. You would get 60 minutes of complete ball draining pleasure with complete discretion.

That - versus an 80% reduction in your net worth and a whole lot of headaches for 3 minutes with a high school chick who doesn't know how to fuck or suck but will blab to the whole neighborhood and destroy and embarrass your whole family.

No brainer Dude.

^^^^

Seems like you speak from experience, is your name JP Flaim?

Simple rule: Never fuck with someone who has less to lose than you do.

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Stabitha Wrote:
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> Here's some neighborhood babysitters.
>
> You know it's worth it!


I know one of the girls and this house. Wow!
Cool. Who took this pic?

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> Simple rule: Never fuck with someone who has less
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Oh, please! You fuck 'em, then you bury 'em!!!! Totally risk-free.

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> Oh, please! You fuck 'em, then you bury 'em!!!!
> Totally risk-free.

So who have you buried? If you're gonna talk shit then back it up.

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> I know one of the girls and this house. Wow!
> Cool. Who took this pic?

Cue katiesmith...

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She hasn't posted in over a week. She on vacation or finally get a life?

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> She hasn't posted in over a week. She on vacation
> or finally get a life?

Hopefully both.

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> Totally risk-free.
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You forgot door #3- DEAD

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> > Oh, please! You fuck 'em, then you bury 'em!!!!
> > Totally risk-free.
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> So who have you buried? If you're gonna talk shit
> then back it up.

What a cunt! You want me to name names and post pics of bitches in ditches??

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> > > Oh, please! You fuck 'em, then you bury
> 'em!!!!
> > > Totally risk-free.
> >
> > So who have you buried? If you're gonna talk
> shit
> > then back it up.
>
> What a cunt! You want me to name names and post
> pics of bitches in ditches??

Well? You have already admitted you did the crime.
Now you can do the time.
Who will drop the dime?
So you can tow the line.
Can you read the sign?
Anyone can rhyme.

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> > > > > to lose than you do.
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> > > > Oh, please! You fuck 'em, then you bury
> > 'em!!!!
> > > > Totally risk-free.
> > >
> > > So who have you buried? If you're gonna talk
> > shit
> > > then back it up.
> >
> > What a cunt! You want me to name names and post
> > pics of bitches in ditches??
>
> Well? You have already admitted you did the
> crime.
> Now you can do the time.
> Who will drop the dime?
> So you can tow the line.
> Can you read the sign?
> Anyone can rhyme.

Wow! What a fucking POS!! Your Mom surely did a number on you. You should have gone to grade school instead of sucking the janitor's cock in the closet.